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    Posted 2011-12-14 00:31:34 on Dick Fuld Not Done With Lehman Lawsuits Just Yet

    Um bit of a double negative there Lee. I assume you meant to say 'Why isn't this crooked low life lying bastard in prison with Madoff?' or perhaps 'Why is this crooked low life lying bastard not in prison with Madoff?' throwing spurious negatives like that around... you could have been a good accountant at Lehmans ;-)

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    Posted 2011-12-06 12:39:00 on JPMorgan Analyst Strangely Impervious To Married Ex-Boyfriend / Colleague’s Romantic Gestures

    I know she does not look like much, but trust me, she has a pussy like a vise grip bolted to a paint shaker.

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    Posted 2011-08-18 13:52:21 on Stan O’Neal Speaks, Clarifies The Whole Destruction Of Merrill Situation, Explains What The CDO Problem Felt Like (“Being Punched In The Face…Kicked In The Balls”)

    What a load of C-R-A-P. Bess Levin, you have been snookered by a guy who lives in a world of his own making. Yep, maybe he did try to sell ML to BofA and the proposal wasn't welcomed by one of the ML board's most influential directors. Still, he never said in your article (or anywhere) that he tried to explain the CDO time bomb to the board (or to make the traders who put ML into the position explain it to them) so that they could see the merit of selling their gasoline-soaked house of cards to a bigger sucker before it caught fire. Nor did he mention (in your article or anywhere) that he tried to unwind any of the CDO exposure once the true risk was known. He was a weak, petty, vindictive leader who sought nothing but confirmation bias from his boot-licking, hand-picked underlings. ML's shareholders got what they deserved from his leadership and history will give him what he deserves for his actions. He'll be forgotten if he hasn't already been.

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    Posted 2011-08-05 16:25:14 on Bonus Watch ’11: Citigroup

    BOOM

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    Posted 2011-08-03 13:11:54 on Memo To Dunkin’ Donuts Whores: Same Store Sales Aren’t Going To Grow Themselves

    It says there are 31 comments, i only see a few. What is happening, what did i miss?

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    Posted 2011-02-24 19:27:00 on Shareholders Take Note: New Information Emerges From Brawl At Denny’s

    People helping people...gotta love the bystanders.

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    Posted 2011-02-10 00:40:00 on Did Mark Sanchez Make An Honest Woman Out Of His Greenwich High School Friend?

    Nice try. Towns like Farmington and Avon (Hartford County) are just as nice as Darien, NC, Westport.... Please think before you type.

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    Posted 2011-01-21 17:11:00 on Do You Know Which Piece Of Furniture To Hide Behind In The Event A Lunatic Starts Firing Rounds In Your Place Of Business?

    What should we do? Rookie LAPD Officer

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    Posted 2010-11-04 21:28:00 on Cody Willard Explains Why He Quit TV

    Gee, c'mon guys he's altruistic and tells all today on MW he's just trying to help his friends.

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    Posted 2010-11-04 18:55:00 on Julian Robertson Wants To Wage A “Fight On Fat”

    He lives for the most part in Kiwiland where cream and butter are daily staples. Given he's in the wine business, how does he eliminate the sugar part?

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    Posted 2010-11-04 04:00:00 on Wall Street Rants: “Go ahead and continue to take us down, but you’re only going to hurt yourselves.”

    Spoken like a true sociopath. Full of bluster, threats, and a complete inability to take resposibility. It's our fault that you lied, cheated, and stole everything that you could? It's our fault for giving you the opportunity to take our life's savings. And if we try to stop you, you're going to take our jobs and eat our lunch? If bullshit was music, you'd be a fucking brass band!

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    Posted 2010-11-03 18:44:00 on Caption Contest Wednesday

    "Who am I?"

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    Posted 2010-10-22 13:43:00 on Uncertainty On Wall Street Really Screwing Over East Hampton

    Maybe it has to do with the hooters that just opened up there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEnwa2HCR0

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    Posted 2010-09-13 04:10:00 on The Take-Away Here Is That Hampton Pearson’s Tell-All Can’t Be Far Behind

    I am absolutely blown away by the low brow comments. Michelle is one of the few that sticks to her guns and asks the occasional tough question. Read the book and stop knocking people that actually have accomplished something in their life, you are all goofy losers without a shred of potential in life. Just think about the people that might read your comments, like her family or friends you nitwits. Grow up.

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    Posted 2010-09-02 23:29:00 on Bonus Watch ’10: Girding Of Loins At Morgan Stanley?

    A lot of the top sell-side traders are leaving for citadel. They pay extremely well, you get to work with some of the smartest people in finance, and Chicago is a much better city to live in than NYC.

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    Posted 2010-06-24 13:01:08 on Hugh Hendry: “I Want To Bring Soros Down”

    Hugh Hendry the Plasticine Trader from "The Invisible Hnads" by Drobny

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    Posted 2010-06-22 17:39:02 on Hedge Fund Manager’s Son Is The Guy Connecticut Residents Will Want To Talk To When Convention Of Worst People On Earth Invade Next Weekend

    I would think that the police would be patrolling any nearby bridges and warning people to stay away from the shit dumping tour bus in response to the attack on tourists in Chicago a few years ago.

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    Posted 2010-05-15 22:34:33 on Fabrice Tourre Tried To Exploit The Housing Crisis…

    Hey TRB, do you have a shred of proof that this guy Tourre is Jewish at all? (and no, the fact that you're a vicious, dumbass racist is not sufficient proof).

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    Posted 2010-04-12 15:38:53 on Area Credit Suisse Employee Chose…Unwisely? (Update)

    Damn, I left my jacket there.

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    Posted 2010-03-11 14:38:10 on If Someone Asked Harry Markopolos To Chair The SEC, Yeah, He’d Take The Job

    #8 where can I contribute? Just read the book. You can laugh at the green suit, pink shirt and orange tie (and he wonders innocently in the book why that great French nobleman M. de la Villehuchet passed up a chance to have Harry talk to Prince Charles) but everything in the book is clear and damning. And the prescription at the end for how the SEC should be run is bang on and the description of that c@nt Mary Schapiro polite and written in hydrochloric acid. Do those doofuses have Bloomberg terminals YET? and if so do any of them know how to USE them? One of 13 simple and unanswerable and clearly put questions he raises.