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That "floating head" DSK picture always reminds me of The Wizard of Oz. In a creepy, predatory sort of way.
Kansas has a lot of crazy witches. -Dorothy and Toto Funnel Cloud, KS
they stink more than any fish every could.
he's taking time off to smoke his e-cigarette.
you guys are hilarious! i especially liked the link to the article about the thai film festival. i can NOT believe that people might go to jail for life for this silliness. and meanwhile, all your suggestions are amusing me NO END> thanks for an awesome wednesday read you guys!
brilliant! (including #2's comment) success defined by albert einstein in the form of an equation: http://www.iget2work.com
that' by HBO, right? 42nd street? early submission for fashion week?
There won't be any "Green Shoots" until we GAIN 100k jobs per month. Period. At that level, we are treading water. Even tho unemployment slowed down a bit last month, most people are scared shitless. unemployed humor: http://www.iget2work.com or just stop listening to people like maria.
#8 LOVE the madlib idea!
kids today will have at least 18 jobs in their lifetime so maybe it's best not to be obsessed with being a business tycoon after graduating business school. many kids go to business school to open, say, a yoga facility and use their business prowess to make a success of their yoga dreams. entrepreneurs and out of work biz kids will like this site cuz it's young and funny! http://www.iget2work.com
hahahaha. on 1250 a month, i'm sure you'll find 'em vlogging or blogging. at that age, they'll have at least 18 jobs in their lifetime. or maybe they'll end up here: http://www.iget2work.com/quilt/default.aspx the unemployed video quilt. they'll get their 'whine' on. ya think?
you know, take it to HUMOR instead of vitriol. wow. what venom in these comments. try http://www.iget2work.com check out their unemployed quilt or laugh at a few jokes while LOOKING FOR WORK instead of being so .... well, just see the comments above. good nite all. good luck! and chek out that site....it's funny.
loggerheads vs. lagerheads! that's HILARIOUS!!! i think cubicle guy (who's hilarious) on my favorite site ( http://www.iget2work.com ) ...is one of the 80%, NOT the guys who get channukah gifts from Madoff in the mail w/secret bank accounts in Cayman. my industry is getting decimated, too. it's only gonna get worse. that's why we need to LAUGH while we all look for other work. except for the outsource guys who are busy correcting racial slurs while THEY work and we're on unemployment! When people cheer for a firing, you KNOW you're working for Beelzebub.
"I GOT THE CENTERPIECE!"
donny deutsch had the big paycheck. which is why he's been 86'd. the revolution is coming and overpaid tv peeps will be O-U-T. go watch some funny stuff on the internet and for the 1.9 million people outta work....you can do both on: http://www.iget2work.com oh. and my broker's new joke: do you want your broth with or without salt? which is why donny deutsch will be on the bread lines like the rest of us!
i'm gonna fake my death, like ken lay did!
don't give up! just take a break and try to laugh. watch this site evolving. fred stoller, who i love, just made a video for these guys! he does a 'rant' about not having a job. it's a good laugh in the middle of a shitstorm! :) http://www.iget2work.com they're hilarious!
it's gonna be a tough christmas/channukah/kwanza. to make you laugh while you look for work, go to the 6 figure jobs listing or the ladders listing on this hilarious site: http://www.iget2work.com if you don't find a job, at least you'll be laughing at stuff that's not stoopid. 52,000 yesterday....100,000 tomorrow. too many 'zeros'!
yes. then he'll be the un-employee of the month on http://www.iget2work.com which will be funny..... as is guessing what brad pitt's first job was. at least he didn't have a special room for a pig in his manhattan apartment like that other ceo who went up in front of congress. what was his name again? the guy w/the little round glasses...italian name? they should ALL be un-employees.
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hahahaha! you guys are hilarious! to see a funny spoof on fannie mae you gotta see fanny mae feelgood! the outta work ceo on http://www.iget2work.com she doesn't have a clue ... neither does paulson. and the scariest thing was greenspan testifying in front of the senate saying that 'he doesn't understand what's happening to the stock market.' now THAT's frightening! enjoy some laughs at that site! it's funny.