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    Posted 2010-01-11 20:50:51 on Jeffrey Gundlach NOT Set Up By TCW, Big Fan Of “Dr. Fellatio” Series

    Answered my own question, I suppose: 1. Evil Anal 8 was released in 2008. http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/video.cfm?videoi... (NSFW) 2. Ass Traffic 2 was released in 2007. http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/video.cfm?videoi... (NSFW) 3. Gang Bang My face was released in 2006. http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/video.cfm?videoi... (again, NSFW). I couldn't look up more, it was making me sick. That's "vestiges of closed chapters of my life"? No, it's quite active, thank you. But some people think, if you lie long enough, hard enough, and frequently enough, it becomes the truth. Ugh. -- ET!

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    Posted 2010-01-08 16:29:50 on Did TCW Set Up Jeffrey Gundlach To Look Like A Sex-Crazed Maniac?

    @47 - you're probably spot-on about hiding things in one's office. My intuition is that the hammer fell on him before he could get rid of the stuff on his own. IF the theft-of-trade-secret allegations are what they purport to be, there wouldn't have been much need to plant stuff, and LOTS of down-side exposure. @27-31 - You can plot your departure, but on your own time and nickel. And you can't steal your company's trade secrets (including client lists, proprietary information management systems, etc.). Meanwhile, while you're employed there as sr. management, you indisputably owe your company fiduciary duties, even if they're about to shit-can your ass. Still think the inclusion of the sex/drugs stuff was the only poor move in the Quinn Emanuel complaint... Should have just alluded to it & let him stew about how it MIGHT come out in greater detail... My take is that Gundlach was hubristic enough to think that he could get away with what he was planning. It don't work like that, son. -ET!

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    Posted 2010-01-07 20:34:22 on TCW Group Sues Former CIO Jeffrey Gundlach For Having Drugs, Pornos And 12 “Sexual Devices” In Office

    Wow. The porn/drugs was a little salacious, but the factual allegations are over the top. If even 20% of the conspiracy allegations pan out, Mr. Gundlach and his crew are well, truly, and utterly fucked. The complaint should be Exhibit A in how NOT to run a conspiracy... They might be brilliant traders, but they were Keystone Kops here. Can't even set up a straw-man company properly - they used one of the co-conspirators as an organizing officer! ET-the-Judge slaps a TRO on the buffoons & smiles as they try to counter the allegations at the PI hearing ... in, say, 15 months. -- ET! (who's a lawyer IRL unassociated w/case, but quite familiar with these types of cases)

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    Posted 2009-09-21 12:51:45 on Bank of America: You Want Our Emails? You Got ‘Em!

    Without knowing more, it IS a jackass move by BoA. I've lived in both worlds (the Hill and big-firm litigation), & I know it'll inspire the congressional staff to give BoA a well-deserved m****rf**k. Even though BoA's policy is to archive the truly incriminating e-mails on the IT Department intern's girlfriend's Dell Inspirion 9200. But with all this, how come we've not seen the whole Towns letter in all its splendid, pecanish glory?

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    Posted 2009-09-14 16:02:18 on Judge Gets Poetic On Bank Of America & The SEC

    My goodness, it's a beautiful, big "screw YOU" to both the SEC and BOA's counsel. He throws down the gauntlet to the attorneys (by telling them they'll try the case in 4 1/2 months...) & instructing the SEC to pursue BOA's lawyers. Totally worth a read and a nasty, snarky laugh at the boyz/girlz who thought they were too clever by half. The only down side? It' Andy Cuomo's wet-dream.

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    Posted 2009-09-03 17:34:23 on Guillible Imbeciles At SEC Easily ‘Distracted’ By Bernie Madoff’s ‘Captivating’ Tales, Bellybuttons

    @9 You've just about got it, except for the $100k/yr salary. Probably it's more like $75k/yr, although the useless f*ck might have gotten a locality raise. Still, you get what you pay for.Real lawyers from real law schools command upwards of twice that, & so you either get (a) earnest do-gooders, or (b) good b*llsh*tters. Either way, it's NOT the best and brightest. Well-meaning? Yes. But competent? Not necessarily. - ET! (who regularly hunts financial fraud on the civil side of things)

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    Posted 2008-01-25 13:11:38 on Tim Sykes—Find Him Under ‘RichAssJew’ On MySpace—Says We Should Consider Ourselves Lucky He Closed His Fund, Otherwise We Never Would Have Heard About Him*, And What A Pity That Would’ve Been

    Beth, this tops it all! Please, please, I'm begging you - run away with me. If you can make me laugh like this, I don't CARE about that big, hairy mole on your cheek! xxoo -- ET!

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    Posted 2008-01-24 10:01:27 on Ex Lax

    Oh my. Usually I don't post here. I'm a lawyer and above all these monkeyshines. But Bess, I have hopelessly and irrevocably fallen in love with you. -- ET!