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  1. 1
    Posted 2008-09-16 14:37:03 on We Are Totally Screwed

    long ep, short cubs

  2. 2
    Posted 2008-09-16 14:02:01 on Paraguay Is Lovely This Time Of Year

    It's an illusion Michael, a trick is something a whore does for money...or cocaine.

  3. 3
    Posted 2008-09-12 10:55:17 on Opening Bell: 09.12.08

    all you need to know is the CAPM formula to make 2/20

  4. 4
    Posted 2008-09-10 16:26:39 on Should Dick Fuld Walk Away?

    With his $214 he should have enough money to retire and live out his days as a hobo/db commenter

  5. 5
    Posted 2008-09-10 15:16:13 on Got Something To Say?

    whats worse, "sham-wow" or "whats sham wow seriously" guy?

  6. 6
    Posted 2008-09-09 14:38:53 on Lehman Shares Spike Downward

    I would have never guessed 'mayo-gate' would be todays top story overshadowing everything else...

  7. 7
    Posted 2008-09-09 14:03:37 on Lehman Mulls Pre-announcement

    @6 dont forget 'egret'

  8. 8
    Posted 2008-09-05 14:01:03 on Let’s Make This A Winning Situation, For Almost All Involved

    i think forbiddenegretlove.com is still available

  9. 9
    Posted 2008-08-26 11:56:12 on Cost Cutting At Citi All Part Of Master Plan But Not The One You Think

    Already read this on BB, no copy of memo?

  10. 10
    Posted 2008-08-22 16:56:21 on Senior Yacrosoft Correspondent Travis Says Good-Bye

    "...might as well post it now fucker" At least you were funny on the way out. And mayo should die.

  11. 11
    Posted 2008-08-13 09:07:39 on Opening Bell: 8.13.08

    "The big on Tradesports is at .65 on the dollar"?? Weak. How about one day on DB without a spelling or gramatical error?

  12. 12
    Posted 2008-08-12 14:51:34 on Jeff Epstein Gets By With A Little Help From His Friends

    Why is Elisha Cuthbert working as his assistant?

  13. 13
    Posted 2008-08-11 10:14:37 on DealBreaker Seized! Writer Dedicates Posts to Oppressed Journalists! Things Get Weirder! Lots of Exclamations Used!

    So can we look forward to 'Bess Beach Webcam' this week?

  14. 14
    Posted 2008-08-06 11:25:44 on We Can Be Bought

    I think Sam Israel may need a blog writer wince he has no computer access and Egrets are notorious for their inability to use spell check.

  15. 15
    Posted 2008-08-05 15:47:27 on Question

    What do you expect from interns that wear jorts.

  16. 16
    Posted 2008-08-01 14:21:39 on Damn It Feels Good To Be A Banker

    I did not authorize this biography. My autobiography "Pimp Tight Banking or Ballin' on Welfare Checks" comes out next spring.

  17. 17
    Posted 2008-08-01 10:51:46 on Shorts Crack The Code

    jorts and a tanktop is the official DB uniform.

  18. 18
    Posted 2008-07-30 14:32:40 on Lack of Irish Luck for Bennigan’s

    The only thing less relevant than this post is Steak and Ale.

  19. 19
    Posted 2008-07-30 12:07:07 on Merrill Lynch’s Security Crackdown

    @12:03 Good thing you dont work at ML otherwise that information may have never come to light.

  20. 20
    Posted 2008-07-30 09:26:16 on How To Get A Commercial Loan: First Person Shooter Edition

    its almost as good as the countrywide version where you try to shoot mozilo with spray on tan