gatekeeper

Recent Comments

  1. 1
    Posted 2008-09-03 17:28:24 on Genius

    it's called beer pong!

  2. 2
    Posted 2008-08-25 16:13:39 on This Is Serious

    @17. BULLSHIT Nothing is worse than a V-neck with a tie when your dress shirt is white. You can see that garbage throwback v-neck collar underneath the shirt and almighty does it look trashy as fuck. Crew Neck with a Tie V-neck or nothing with a unbuttoned first button dress shirt Button down collar ONLY if its classy. None of that Chaps shit.

  3. 3
    Posted 2008-06-11 11:48:03 on Maria Bartiromo 3.0?

    I went to DePaul, and I work at a hedge fund. I thought this industry only cared about one thing... what was that one thing again? If I remember correctly, Nelson Peltz didn't graduate from college. Sandy Weill almost didn't either.

  4. 4
    Posted 2008-04-28 17:31:09 on Worth It For The Burrito?

    Show me a finance professor that will assign merit to technical "analysis" on penny stocks and I will show you a school whose degrees aren't accredited. UofMinn, I WILL report you to the American Council on Education if you don't watch your respective mouths.

  5. 5
    Posted 2008-04-07 14:51:54 on Tim Sykes: Issuer of the Badge of Honor or the Scarlet Letter?

    Well done Bess, I email this to you at 9:30 Chicago time and it's already up? Impressive. A shout-out would have been appreciated though, bitch.

  6. 6
    Posted 2008-04-02 17:20:00 on Ten Reasons We Will Still Date Bill Ackman

    reading the muff post: eh, but I'll never get back the 2 minutes from going through these comments.

  7. 7
    Posted 2008-04-02 15:38:57 on Targeted

    Pershing Square was up 29.3% gross in 07, and 22% net, this is NOT REAL AT ALL. Plus, high brow hedge funds don't tend to print their financial statements on fuckin typewriters.

  8. 8
    Posted 2008-04-01 16:54:01 on The April Fool’s Day Head-fake

    I personally thought this was the best damn joke I've seen in a while: http://bigpicture.typepad.com/comments/2008/04/internet-hoax-g.html

  9. 9
    Posted 2008-03-31 15:49:29 on Getting You Out Of Jail Free

    I'd rather go to Chino than have to listen to Celine Dion for a month.

  10. 10
    Posted 2008-03-26 12:34:09 on Meredith Whitney Ups Her Own Ante

    I am a former citi employee, and my take is: yes it is a logistical nightmare. typical responses to a citi conference call: 1. Fuck 2. Ha! 3. I refuse to check my brokerage account for the next 6 months 4. FUUUUUUUDDDGGEEEE (except I didn't say fudge) 5. www.efinancialcareers.com

  11. 11
    Posted 2008-03-05 18:12:40 on Falcone Buys Penthouse Penthouse

    Fuck that! when's the going away party?