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    Posted 2012-02-09 15:05:04 on Bonus Watch ’12: Barclays

    Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it. B Diamond's Outbox

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    Posted 2012-02-09 12:38:01 on Facebook Employees Just Want To Be “Liked,” Don’t Care About Money

    Matt Levine, you have been unfriended.

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    Posted 2012-02-09 11:33:38 on And To The Employee He Saw Wearing A Name Tag, Exchanging Business Cards, And Sipping The Free Bottled Water Like Some Kind Of Common Noob: Your Days Are Numbered

    he exactly sounds like the creepy old neighbor in Family Guy.

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    Posted 2012-02-09 11:20:29 on Bonus Watch ’12: UBS Investment Bankers Thought Zero Was The Minimum Bonus? They Thought Wrong

    I feel dumber for reading your post

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    Posted 2012-02-09 11:09:00 on Opening Bell: 02.09.12

    I see a Storage Wars episode with Busey's locker in the near future...

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    Posted 2012-02-08 18:46:52 on New Rules May Prevent Banks From Blowing Themselves Up For Cheap

    Clearly you're not a Chicken Gordita Crunch connoisseur

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    Posted 2012-02-08 17:14:27 on Charlie Gasparino: Steve Cohen Broke Bread With Chris Christie At Quality Meats Last Night

    David Letterman, you forgot to sign in.

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    Posted 2012-02-08 16:43:46 on Expert: If You Want To Date A Wall Streeter, You’d Better Learn To Read A 10-K ASAP

    More or less true.

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    Posted 2012-02-08 14:28:15 on RBS Chief’s Troop-Rallying Memo Raises More Questions Than It Answers

    RBS : Where even your logo has four arrows pointing at your end of year bonus

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    Posted 2012-02-08 12:55:07 on You Better Hope You Hear John Paulson Loud And Clear

    McGee & Wollensky?

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    Posted 2012-02-08 12:17:08 on Breaking: Hank Paulson Now Okay In Area Man’s Book, Details TK At Some Point Or Never

    adversary = corzine

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    Posted 2012-02-08 10:48:23 on Silvio Berlusconi: My 4 Year-Old Grandson Could Teach You A Thing Or Two About Picking Up Women

    No, it's pretty similar. Lotta very wealthy and successful guys get hookers even when they have a limitless amount of super models and high-profile actresses at their disposal, e.g. Christiano Ronaldo, Hugh Grant, Kenny Powers.

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    Posted 2012-02-08 10:38:30 on Good Night, Sweet Prince

    I take it back! Come back! -LB

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    Posted 2012-02-08 10:25:10 on Bonus Watch ’12: UBS’s Investment Bank Chief Takes One For The Team

    The new Bonobos 20% off offer couldn't have come at a better time for the Kengeters.

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    Posted 2012-02-08 10:14:18 on Opening Bell: 02.08.12

    Sick story. Wick, were you by chance said analyst?

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    Posted 2012-02-07 19:38:50 on MF Global Became Entangled In A Web Of Its Own Making, Shown Here

    Good to know that I'm not the only one who found the graphs annoying.

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    Posted 2012-02-07 16:48:07 on Pershing Square January Performance, In Two Words

    You might get equal returns in the spy's at a cheaper cost, but you'll never get to tell people you invest with the dashingly handsome William Ackman! -William Ackman

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    Posted 2012-02-07 16:44:41 on “Another Guy In A Chicken Suit Spotted At RBS”

    RBS Trading Floor = New Thirsty Turtle

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    Posted 2012-02-07 15:43:42 on Dealbreaker’s Business School Correspondent Learns A Lesson In Compelling Correspondence

    Dear, Dealbreaker’s Business School Bureau Chief NOBODY GIVES A F--K!!!!!

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    Posted 2012-02-07 15:18:24 on Bonus Watch ’12: Deutsche Bank

    Recently laid off?