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  1. 1
    Posted 2010-08-26 14:12:00 on Write-Offs: 08.25.10

    This blows.

  2. 2
    Posted 2009-06-05 11:54:30 on One More Question For Jon Finger To Ask To Ken Lewis

    "This seems to be an interesting choice given BAC's recent history. Curl's primary role at BAC was as a dealmaker and can claim such successes as overseeing both the Merrill and Countrywide purchases." ^^ That right there's a paragraph break. Well done, Gregory.

  3. 3
    Posted 2009-06-04 12:42:42 on The SEC Is Back, And This Time They’re Serious

    @7: QFT. Greg RN, heed 7's advice. No one comes to DB for this shit.

  4. 4
    Posted 2009-06-03 12:55:02 on Red Bull’s Secret Ingredient Not So Secret Any More

    Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

  5. 5
    Posted 2009-06-01 18:13:57 on We’ve Rallied Over 40%- So Now What?

    We've been fucked with. Questions ending with periods, a total lack of paragraph breaks, cliche-riddled statements... We've been fucked with.

  6. 6
    Posted 2009-06-01 17:39:26 on JPMorgan Doing Everything They Can To De-TARP

    First Deadspin, now DB. My workday has gone TU.

  7. 7
    Posted 2009-06-01 12:38:08 on New Arrival

    I assume (hope?) you know there is a return key on your keyboard and you'll make use of it in the future... /sigh

  8. 8
    Posted 2009-05-06 08:46:50 on Madoff Was Huge Massage Parlor Fan, Says Secretary

    The fucker doesn't even wash his hands?

  9. 9
    Posted 2008-08-20 09:49:07 on Opening Bell: 8.20.08

    CNBC is reporting that the Freddie guys are at the Treasury this morning, inquiring as to how a potential bailout would occur and what would be involved. Isn't that like going to your doctor to ask about "your friend" who has herpes?

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    Posted 2008-08-15 10:37:41 on Pssst…Have You Heard There’s A Hiring Freeze At Merrill Lynch?

    John's blog was clearly about Bess deserving her due credit, not DB scooping the MSM. Criticize much?

  11. 11
    Posted 2008-08-14 17:34:10 on Mortgage Spreads Blowing Out Toward March Levels

    He's givlomh with you guys. Tr;sc.

  12. 12
    Posted 2008-07-30 10:50:37 on Investment Banking Discount Window Will Remain Open Until 2009, At Least

    ... and the financials are up. I question the sanity of anyone who views this as a sign of improvement/stability.

  13. 13
    Posted 2008-03-14 10:34:28 on “JPMorgan, NYFED To Provide Financing To Bear Stearns”

    Good news Citi... you're no longer the butt of *all* our jokes.

  14. 14
    Posted 2007-04-17 08:10:30 on It’s This Or A Video Montage of Carney’s Last 10 Appearances on Squawk Box

    He really has become a media whore. What makes it even worse is that fact that its one thing to be performing so horribly but its outside investors money you are managing, this kid comprises almost the entire value of his fund. You would think he would be a little more interested in trying to turn it around. I guess he is taking it as a sunk cost that is unrecoverable and saying to himself, "Let me milk this as long as I can, maybe I can find something I am better at?"

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    Posted 2007-04-11 15:54:18 on It’s Coming

    Hey look, its Tim "I run $1.5mm because my returns are worse than the New York Knicks" Sykes. I guess pretending you're a real trader/PM takes up lots of time. It's like he's completely giving up. I can't blame hime though.

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    Posted 2006-12-01 00:38:16 on Wall Street Warriors, Episode 5: Postmortem

    Tim Sykes keeps proving me wrong. Just when I think he can't possibly be more pathetic, he comes right out of nowhere with something else. Akward and spolied Jewish mama's boy who thinks he is a player. I will be waiting to see him at a 2nd tier I-Bank as a TA in about 2 years. Coffee, 2 scoops of sugar with cream. And make it fast this time Tim, you have to earn the 40k we pay you somehow." HAHAHA, what a joke. -- Hedge

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    Posted 2006-11-07 10:36:25 on Wall Street Warriors, Episode 3: Postmortem

    Tim Sykes, aka cheap jew. I like to think of him as cheap jew who will be working as a retail broker in a year after he blows up.

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    Posted 2006-10-30 17:13:16 on Wall Street Warriors, (Legitimately) Episode 2: Postmortem

    I think Tim Sykes is a joke. He was down 5% in Sep. bringing him down more than 12% for the year. Keep it up Timmy. Hope you get another TV Show. Then maybe you will be down less than double digits. HAHAHA