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    Posted 2010-04-16 15:59:50 on New Rules For Appearing On CNBC (Video)

    At about 1:09 when Cramer interrupts him and he just sits and closes his eyes. Priceless.

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    Posted 2010-04-16 14:12:38 on Goldman Sachs Not The Only One In Some Potential Trouble Today

    Matthew Clemmens FTW!

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    Posted 2010-04-16 13:05:29 on Goldman Responds to Charges

    Tyler Durden has a raging clue right now.

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    Posted 2010-03-19 12:47:49 on What Sort Of Investment Advice Is The Pope Giving Out These Days?

    Yeee-Haw! -PB XVI, CAIA

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    Posted 2010-03-18 16:46:18 on At Least Europe Knows How To Deal With Dangerous Hedge Fund Managers

    You must squeeze zer nipples and make zem squeal like a zittle piggy. -Pope Benedict XVI

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    Posted 2010-03-18 16:36:25 on Let’s Have A Serious Discussion (About Tiger’s Texts)

    Marv Alberts' women's panties/back biting/stolen toupee still wins. @16 hilarious

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    Posted 2010-03-17 13:54:21 on Ex-Lehman Brothers Execs Tickled By How Bent Out Of Shape Everyone Is Getting Over Firm’s Use Of Repo 105

    It could be a crackhead who got a hold of the wrong stuff that told him to get up in the tree and play a leprechaun.

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    Posted 2010-03-17 11:16:18 on Shia LaBeouf Has Learned A Few Things From His Time On Wall Street

    “I thought my life was pretty wild. I’m Richie Rich. I land in New York, secretly thinking I’m like the coolest guy in the world. I’ve been on the cover of GQ! But then I met Cat Food Boy at Wachovia, and it’s humbling."

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    Posted 2010-03-16 16:37:08 on Charlie Gasparino: Lloyd Blankfein Gets A Lotta Hate Mail

    Have a clip of LB slapping a bunch of children at a birthday party then cut to him stealing Christmas.

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    Posted 2010-03-16 14:29:37 on Do A Lot Of Hedge Funds Bounce Back From 86 Percent Losses?

    Detective Frank Wrench?

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    Posted 2010-03-16 12:55:14 on Ace Greenberg Has Kept In Touch With Most But Not All Former Bear Execs

    Looks like the six flags guy without the energy.

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    Posted 2010-03-04 14:02:36 on John Mack Thinks Danny DeVito Should Play Lloyd Blankfein In Film Version Of Financial Crisis

    Lloyd: (to Barney Frank) You're about to experience the hard knocks of a free market, bitch. Get ready to feel it where it hurts. Lucas: Your dick. Lloyd: No. No, not his dick. His—his wallet.

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    Posted 2010-02-25 16:26:29 on Harry Markopolos Contemplated Killing Bernie Madoff And Blaming It On The SEC

    "So I wouldn't start my car without first checking under the chassis and in the wheel wells. At night I walked away from shadows and I slept with a loaded gun nearby…" Who is this guy James Bond minus all the pussy?

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    Posted 2010-02-25 13:05:22 on Madoff Daughter-in-Law, Grandchildren Looking To Ixnay On The Adoffmay Amenay

    @24 the culture.

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    Posted 2010-02-25 10:10:20 on Opening Bell: 02.25.10

    Tilikum vs. Haines.

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    Posted 2010-02-24 17:25:16 on Poll: Should Stephen Schwarzman Kill A Whale Today?

    I've taken down many a whale in my day... leave this one to me. -Guy who fucked Maria Bartiromo

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    Posted 2010-02-24 12:23:58 on Jon Corzine: People Are Jealous Of Goldman’s Success

    I'm jealous of Jon's He-Man like strength.

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    Posted 2010-01-25 10:32:22 on Shia LaBeouf Knows What It Takes To Get Hired At Goldman Sachs

    I had the same thing at an interview for Citigroup only Vikram Pandit personally drove me through the McDonald's drivethru in his minivan. I had 30 seconds to order something off the dollar menu while he shouted animal noises. In the end I didn't get the job because I forgot to order him an extra McFlurry (buckling under the pressure as he referred to it). Weird part was it was only a first round interview.

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    Posted 2010-01-20 11:04:02 on Caption Contest Wednesday

    Definitely a spitter.

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    Posted 2010-01-14 10:09:40 on Ex-Morgan Stanley Employee To Potentially Participate In Televised Cooking Competition

    I want to flush her head repeatedly in the toilet while making love to her behind. Hall & Oates will be playing at top volume, at some point "Highway to the Danger Zone" will be played for sure. Don't act like you haven't thought about this exact scenario before. ~Jeff Macke on steroids