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    Posted 2012-01-25 09:03:25 on Apparently Newt Gingrich Tried A Bush-League Version Of Mitt Romney’s Carried Interest Trick

    Dude, Matt, the day I found out I passed the CFA Level 1 I did shit at work all day, but you have written like triple your normal output. I'm impressed

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    Posted 2012-01-20 14:38:44 on Steve Schwarzman Is Not Above Shuffling A Few Pieces Of Paper To Keep Nosy Regulators In The Dark About His Personal Fortune

    I love you Mr. Pinchy, I would never coat you in delicious melted butter and eat you. Never

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    Posted 2012-01-05 15:40:29 on Young, Single Guy Concludes Living On Beautiful Mediterranean Island > Stamford, CT

    You know who else feels like he's on an island? Me. Adobe Acrobat is surrounding me on all sides. I've clicked the margin by accident like 5 times. I know you have to pay the bill Bess but maybe you could bring back most unbalanced comment instead.

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    Posted 2012-01-04 17:16:04 on But What Would We Do For Entertainment If Banks Were Boring?

    Matt, can you please stop insterting the word "like" in your sentences to sound cool? I love you just the way you are, and you don't need to pretend to be someone you are not to impress me.

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    Posted 2011-12-05 16:08:46 on Joe Biden: This Euro Crisis Is Nothing Some Old Fashioned Elbow Grease Can’t Fix

    D'oh! Who let Grandpa Simpson out?

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    Posted 2011-09-27 08:29:13 on Trader Alessio Rastani Feels Like No One Ever Talks About The Bright Side Of The Great Depression

    You want to make an omelet, you have to break some eggs. Mmmm....omelet.

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    Posted 2011-08-26 17:24:33 on Take Cover

    I call the little one bitey.

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    Posted 2011-08-18 16:37:58 on Someday Steve Schwarzman’s Entire Seafood Emporium Will Belong To Jonathan Gray

    Mr. Pinchy, is that you?

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    Posted 2011-07-13 17:58:00 on Bernanke Denies Gold Is Money, Makes Alarming Claims Re: Roundness of Earth, Ape Grandfather

    Sure Lisa, some maaaagic metal.

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    Posted 2011-06-25 14:39:00 on “Well-Educated” Metro North Rider Vows To Never Patronize Train Again

    Amazing that this miserable hubris filled cunt brought so much joy to the masses through her despicable antics . She will never get a job although it doesn't mater. Her rich daddy will marry her off to some snob rich asshole. This happens in trains all the time, I guess you tube made the difference. Lucky she was not in a shit hole like Saudi Arabia or she would be honor killed by an asshole family member. She deserves this although I think the punishment was excessive. But made my day laughing at this arrogant whore of a cunt!!

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    Posted 2011-06-23 18:03:00 on How Long Before Nomura Realizes Its True Passion, Expands Into Jam & Jelly Production, And Ditches This Banking Crap?

    They're training their guard dog, Bella-San, to shoot bees from her mouth everytime she barks.

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    Posted 2011-06-20 16:56:00 on Today In Lines That Might Not Work When Attempting To Convince A Colleague You’re Not Trying To Get Him/Her To Admit Securities Violations On Tape

    Flowers by Irene

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    Posted 2010-09-25 13:12:00 on Vikram Pandit To Remain $1 Man A While Longer

    No, I said one slurpy and a beef jerky, please. And one of those mega millions tickets while you're at it.

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    Posted 2010-06-29 16:13:20 on Crisis At Morgan Stanley: No Good Snacks All Morning

    No more apples in the vending machine!

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    Posted 2008-08-26 16:10:45 on Trade of The Day: Buy Freddie Paper With Fed Leverage

    how did you calculate the return on this trade? simple question, but i want to understand this better

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    Posted 2008-01-04 14:15:13 on Opening Bell: 1.4.08

    I still like my Canyanero. It smells like a steak and it seats 35.

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    Posted 2007-10-04 10:02:02 on That Craigslist Ad (The One Posted By The Enterprising Young Woman)

    eh, this one's easy--take her on, and when she turns 40 change her for two 20's...

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    Posted 2007-08-23 14:59:45 on Buy These Shoes And Walk The Plank (There’s More Where That Came From)

    I'm a "Dapper Dan" man, not a "Fop" man.....

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    Posted 2006-12-12 18:39:51 on Write-Offs: 12.12.06

    Mmmmmm...thespians!