Whether your destination is a minimum-security white-collar resort or federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, you are going to need to get used to life without dwarf-tossing or three-ways with underage girls or taser games and $15,000 umbrella stands. This Goldman Sachs alum can help. Read more »
Posts by Jon Shazar
Russia knows what you’re thinking: You’d like to make the currency of the world’s leading kleptocracy’s the next dollar or euro. But there’s something missing. It’s not the corruption or lawlessness or instability or dead lawyers. It’s just that you shouldn’t have to write out “ruble” over and over and over again.
Jamie Dimon is taking some of the dollars he has left after all of the settlements to test whether an ounce of prevention—in this case an extra $1 billion in compliance spending—is actually better than a pound of cure. Well, in this analogy, where $1 billion is an ounce, a pound and a quarter of cure. Read more »
QEphobe Sees No Good Reason To Taper Now, Except That Stimulus Program Was A Terrible Idea From The Git-GoBy Jon Shazar
In honor of the five-year anniversary of the Fall of the House of Madoff (Wednesday, if it’s not already a fixture in your Outlook calendar), we bring you an update on the House of Morgan’s latest negotiations with a representative of the U.S. government, this time over whether it should have filed a form that probably would have been ignored or ineptly investigated anyway, in which it would have suggested that maybe something was amiss on the 17th floor of 885 Third. Read more »
With its diet shakes and septuagenarian enemas selling so well, the folks at Herbalife have a little more time and a few more dollars to spend screwing with Bill Ackman as Bill Ackman has screwed with it. Read more »