lieutenant winslow

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    Posted 2009-07-21 17:10:09 on Which Of Alan Greenspan’s More Quotable Quotes Will Bite Him In The Ass On The Big Screen?

    You Want details? Fine. I drive a Buick Regal. V8. What's up? I have a ridiculous place in co-op city. I have every spreadsheet you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am incontinent."

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    Posted 2009-07-06 13:01:53 on Dancing With The Stars: Who Will Bail Out Goldman’s Russkie?

    for a second there i saw ballroom dancing and some wierd russian name and got all excited that this was an aleksey vaynor post.

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    Posted 2009-07-01 13:47:12 on Former Classmate Throws Ruth Madoff Bone

    evidently we have very different definitions of the term "a little pick me up"

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    Posted 2009-07-01 12:19:10 on Do You Want More Drury? And Who Are You Willing To Sacrifice To Get Her?

    unfunny comments make little tiny baby infant jesus cry.

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    Posted 2009-07-01 10:46:18 on Spotted: Oliver Stone And 5-Man Entourage At 1 Liberty Plaza

    more casting leaks. chris cox will be played by http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CHG2GRbeET8/RmLdoBvz5WI/AAAAAAAABcY/aaD6pmGl8h4/s320/paper%2Btiger.jpg

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    Posted 2009-06-30 12:21:48 on States Start The Two-Minute Drill For Passing Budgets

    i believe the french call it "rochambeau"

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    Posted 2009-06-30 11:51:15 on Bernie Madoff’s New Ponzi Scheme: HJs

    there's a spitzer joke in here somewhere but the combination of this morning's adderrall and last night's heinekens 've got me all jammed up.

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    Posted 2009-05-14 14:08:53 on Caption Contest Thursday: Ken Lewis’s Ride Needs No Pimping

    in a strange twist of fate, the vanity plate business proved more profitable than Lincoln and BAC combined.

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    Posted 2009-04-29 11:46:20 on Freaky-Ass Compensation Restrictions Cramping John Mack’s Style

    and thus... the line between high maintenance, prima donna, coke addicted bond traders and high maintenance, prima donna, coke addicted trophy girlfriends becomes even blurrier

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    Posted 2009-04-22 16:16:35 on Oh, Yeah.

    see, i read that headline in the kool-aid guy voice, but that's just me

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    Posted 2009-04-21 16:53:18 on This Shound Be Fun

    what, exactly, do you mean when you say "weekend prosties included if i'll chair the commission"?

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    Posted 2009-04-21 16:04:46 on What Exactly IS Tim Geithner?

    he is... "the coon"

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    Posted 2009-04-09 10:53:16 on We Need To (Re)Create The Vomitorium

    "You're welcome to your turn when we are though..." see. the bailout really IS like a gang-rape

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    Posted 2009-04-07 11:25:19 on Blankfein: Regulate The Hedge Funds! Fix Compensation! Get These Crazy Hos Off The Stage!

    "client 9 sends his regards"?

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    Posted 2009-04-06 17:34:56 on [Raises Palm] You Know What This Means? It Means You’re About To Get Slapped, So You Better Shut Up. I’ll Do It, I’ll Slap The Shit Out Of You. [Slaps...Slaps...Slappity Slap Slap Slaps...Slaps] There, There’s Another Slap!

    listen guy. i mean, yeah sure. i launder a little mexican drug money every once in a while. and hey, if my laundered drug cartel money happened to finance a few kidnappings, well then i'm sorry. i really am. but i do not, i repeat NOT, operate a fucking ponzi scheme. we clear?

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    Posted 2009-04-02 14:24:21 on The Making Of Sausages

    FINRA's solicitation of comments on proposed rule changes scoffs at your subtle suggestion of industry bias.