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    Posted 2010-08-13 14:33:06 on Morgan Stanely Employees Do Not Appreciate Management’s New Cheapskate Mentality

    morgan stanely is one of the finest bukkake stars of our generation.

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    Posted 2010-08-02 22:35:14 on Maxine Waters To Potentially Give Greatest Performance Of Her Career

    Her wikipedia page alone should be enough to repeal the civil rights act. This is uhnutha violation of tha minarituhs in the communitee!

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    Posted 2010-07-30 17:36:08 on There Are Only Two Things About Being Fed Chair That Alan Greenspan Misses

    math, and fuckin?

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    Posted 2010-07-14 15:02:43 on Who Wants to Become A Rebellion Research Investor?

    If granddad is Hank then dad is Steve, BSD banker at Allen & Co. Maybe they got to play in the kids section at Sun Valley this year.

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    Posted 2010-07-14 12:22:17 on Banker Couple’s Dog Savagely Murdered

    Don't jump to conclusions about flat-faced breeds. That kind of thinking fucked us in Vietnam.

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    Posted 2010-07-14 01:08:39 on A Little Perspective, Please

    Getting eaten is the new killing it. -not a lesbian

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    Posted 2010-07-12 17:26:27 on Here’s Something You Should Think About Doing

    I can see it now. "I work at a hedge fund. We've got about 5 MILLION under management. Yeah, that's right. American dollars. Am I a millionaire? I don't like labels, but let's just say they're talking about selling my apartment for a cool mill as soon as my lease is up. So yes, I am."

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    Posted 2010-07-12 13:21:40 on Astounding Research Reveals Highly Compensated Bosses May Not Give Rat’s Ass About Their Organization’s Peons

    @2 says this like he's surprised?

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    Posted 2010-07-07 14:13:50 on “Who Is George Soros?”

    I WANNA TALK TO SAMPSON

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    Posted 2010-07-06 13:55:26 on Alleged Ponzi Schemer Guy De Chimay Responds To Hideous Allegations

    I kind of liked that halfsy? mixed drink? (not sure of the proper nomenclature) who eventually ended up at FNYS.

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    Posted 2010-07-01 16:00:33 on America Hates Three Things

    CNN Money: When you're too good for yahoo finance.

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    Posted 2010-07-01 12:02:10 on Caption Contest Thursday

    You're giving me a rash, ginger.

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    Posted 2010-06-30 15:30:32 on Who Are Your Favorite Hedge Fund IR Dimes?

    SAC girl is above average at best..

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    Posted 2010-06-28 17:05:19 on Caption Contest Monday

    Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

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    Posted 2010-06-23 13:13:29 on So This Is Now Happening

    Constantly Fingering Animals I always knew Kneale summered in Baton Rouge.

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    Posted 2010-06-22 13:12:22 on Help Us Convince Goldman’s Media Team Lloyd Blankfein Should Go On Oprah

    Everyone knows Lloyd became a devout Maury fan after LVP sent him the chicken tetrazzini youtube video.

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    Posted 2010-06-18 14:05:12 on Who Wants To Be A CEO?

    If you're not white, you're missing out because this shit, is thoroughly good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY

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    Posted 2010-06-17 11:55:06 on Serious Question: Is Tony Hayward Even Going To Turn Around And Acknowledge The Lady Protestor Attempting To Rip Off Her Top?

    I don't care if you covered babies in oil, no one should be subjected to questioning by our elected group of 50th percentiles.

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    Posted 2010-06-17 11:05:15 on Caption Contest Thursday

    Hey Buff, make it rain on this ho.

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    Posted 2010-06-15 14:56:10 on (UPDATE) RBC Capital Markets Comments Taken Out Of Context Regarding President Obama

    That's the Canadian calling the Canadian devil.