mrpink

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    Posted 2012-01-23 18:24:53 on Bonus Watch ’11: Credit Suisse

    Spirit points and a waiver of the $5 ATM surcharge?

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    Posted 2012-01-23 13:26:17 on Ken Griffin: We Did It, Guys!

    Too bad you guys don't get a brand new shiny chrome dildo for all your efforts.. -JG

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    Posted 2012-01-19 20:02:44 on How Is The Whole “Don’t Risk All Your Money Trading For Your Own Account” Thing Working Out For US Investment Banks?

    I'm no fool. kweku wollinsky

  4. 4
    Posted 2012-01-10 15:58:39 on Opening Bell: 01.10.12

    "Account Executive" -Bud

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    Posted 2012-01-10 15:49:11 on Which Hedge Funds Were Most Profitable In 2011?

    Give me a break! -Ron Insana

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    Posted 2012-01-06 14:37:32 on Beat Women Off With A Stick For Fun *And* Profit

    Examining my motives....

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    Posted 2012-01-04 14:48:09 on Convicted Ponzi Guru Scott Rothstein Wasn’t Worried About Whores, Hotboxing Derailing His Scam

    He looks so regal in that pic

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    Posted 2011-12-22 13:40:52 on Bank Of America Still “Reaping The Benefits Of What Countrywide Hath Sowed”

    No matter how hard you try, you will never be able to scrub that Orange Glo off... -Angelo

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    Posted 2011-12-22 13:37:24 on Getting Facials Will Get You Further On Wall Street

    I endorse this message. BTW, $600/yr on product? Pussy Amateur. -mrp

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    Posted 2010-07-27 14:56:32 on Jerk Running Ferry To Fire Island Not Up On The Celebs Of Financial Reform

    Fat people aren't allowed on the ferry to F.I. Sorry, Barney. -mrp

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    Posted 2010-07-06 12:33:55 on Morgan Stanley Schools Employees On How To Fend Off Bear Attacks

    @26 - no

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    Posted 2010-05-26 16:37:57 on Trader Takes Road Less Traveled When Breaking Into Mistress’s Apartment

    seems to be a lot more gayness in the air this spring -guy who notices more gayness in the air

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    Posted 2010-05-25 16:03:25 on Great News: You Can Buy That $300,000 Car Without Shame Now

    @41: "I hope you reap what sew" It's 'sow', genius. -dealbreaker spelling czar

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    Posted 2010-05-20 14:54:06 on The Scatological Rumor Going Around RBS For Why They Lost Power On The Stamford Trading Floor

    They forgot to pay their electric bill -seiu con ed worker who had to take a dump before working

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    Posted 2010-05-13 14:25:56 on For The Love Of God, Somebody Buy Ken Lewis’s House(s)

    KL, here's a hint: throw in a free supply of Sweet Tea.

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    Posted 2010-05-13 14:23:45 on Syracuse Students To Show Jamie Dimon Their Tits

    The future Cougars of America will be having a meeting during the commencement speech.

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    Posted 2010-05-13 12:41:33 on Gird Your Loins, Stamford

    @9 - We disowned the black man in said white shirt pretending to be on the phone. Wideclops and Budonkadonk, Chief Diversity Officers RBS

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    Posted 2010-05-13 12:39:44 on Government Totally Got The Wrong Impression About Galleon Group

    he looks like Sherman Klump from the Nutty Professor.

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    Posted 2010-05-12 16:52:15 on John Carney Needs Help

    Bon Quiqui

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    Posted 2010-05-11 17:19:27 on Caption Contest Tuesday

    The Horse Whisperer speaks.