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    Posted 2011-12-12 15:46:17 on New Report Features CDS And Shadow Banking, Is Not In The Sunday Times

    Depends on the size of it.

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    Posted 2011-12-06 14:23:06 on JPMorgan Analyst Strangely Impervious To Married Ex-Boyfriend / Colleague’s Romantic Gestures

    She should have changed my stupid lock. She should have made him leave his key. -Gloria Gaynor

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    Posted 2011-12-01 10:37:03 on Opening Bell: 12.01.11

    Well, my friend, perhaps you should call me for some advice next time. Ciao, S. Berlusconi

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    Posted 2011-11-28 17:38:02 on Maxine Waters In Line For Promotion

    High five! -M. Romney

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    Posted 2011-11-16 15:59:49 on Occupy Wall Street: London Takes Page From Mayor Bloomberg’s Playabook, Sans Billy Clubs, Book Burning, NYPD Bedside Manner

    OWS is now having a meeting at 60 Wall. When the going gets tough ... the tough rely on a bank. That's rich.

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    Posted 2011-11-09 15:59:50 on Opening Bell: 11.09.11

    Is there a problem with that? -Tiger Woods

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    Posted 2011-11-07 18:31:06 on SEC Uses “Because I Said So” Tactic With Judge Rakoff

    Sphincter-based violations?

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    Posted 2011-11-03 11:29:09 on Wall Street Protesters Would Like A Word With Goldman Sachs

    Thanks. -All of us at GS

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    Posted 2011-11-02 16:31:08 on Former Mayor Of New York Suggests Current Mayor Wake Up

    ''These two entities -- Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac -- are not facing any kind of financial crisis. 'The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing.'' -Barney Frank (NYT 09/11/03)

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    Posted 2011-11-01 15:22:13 on Fox Business Anchor Credits On-Air Debit Card Shredding With BofA Reversal On Fees

    Winning. -C. Sheen

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    Posted 2011-11-01 13:12:55 on Confidential To Any Future “On-Again, Off-Again, Non-Exclusive” Girlfriends Of George Soros: Don’t Make Yourself At Home

    Getting paid a metric ass-ton of cash by an octogenarian billionaire for his defense: a metric ass-ton of cash

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    Posted 2011-10-28 16:39:55 on Occupy Wall Street Challenges Old Man Winter To Bring It On

    Is there an echo in here?

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    Posted 2011-10-27 11:31:17 on Occupy Wall Street Protesters Hoping For 5-Star Meals This Weekend Will Have To Occupy A Restaurant, Says Cooking Staff

    The horror that is the southwest section of the park. -Joseph Conrad

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    Posted 2011-10-12 11:21:33 on Jamie Dimon > Any Banker In The NY Metro Area, Says Mayor Bloomberg

    You tell 'em! -Charles Rangel

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    Posted 2011-10-03 14:07:59 on Roseanne Barr Advocates Using The Guillotine On ‘Guilty Bankers’ To Teach Kids A Lesson

    And me too! -Pol Pot

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    Posted 2011-08-31 16:44:24 on Master Of The Universe Saves Family From Vermont Flooding, Takes Calls With Reporters Mid-Rescue To Make Sure They’re Getting This

    Save a life or reduce the inconvenience? - Chief Strategic Officer, FEMA

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    Posted 2011-08-25 12:36:36 on Fed Researchers Conclude Barney Frank Didn’t Cause The Housing Crisis

    ''These two entities -- Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac -- are not facing any kind of financial crisis. 'The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing.'' Representative Barney Frank of Massachusetts New York Times, New Agency Proposed to Oversee Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, September 11, 2003

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    Posted 2011-08-12 10:47:11 on Opening Bell: 08.12.11

    That's a nice rating agency you have there. It really would be a shame if something happened to it. -B. Obama

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    Posted 2011-08-09 16:27:39 on You Think You’re Gavin’ A Bad Week?

    The East Village is the new London.

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    Posted 2011-08-09 11:59:31 on Financial Services Employee Who Inserted His DNA Into A Colleague’s Water Bottle Ordered To Pay $13,500 Per Shot

    Way too much. - B. Clinton