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  1. 1
    Posted 2010-05-18 15:51:44 on Musings On An ABACUS

    I'm going to d in your b, and h all over your face while you k in your mother's p. J o & c in the bat cave, suckers. Leave Anal_yst alone.

  2. 2
    Posted 2009-08-06 16:59:32 on Take The Plunge

    A New Bull Market A resurgent economy Stairs to stock heaven Market climbs worry wall Stocks should beat bonds in long run Someone kick record player

  3. 3
    Posted 2009-06-25 16:23:46 on Charlie Gasparino Recommends Protein Shakes

    Actually, Besser and I split the steak. Quite romantic.

  4. 4
    Posted 2009-02-18 17:50:18 on Krug-mahn!

    @22 - nice mixd attack there. I especially liked how, since you couldn't actually come up with an economic reason my logic was faulty for t+2 you turned it into an argument against EP. Smooth. And, just a question, how long is it supposed to be before >2/3 of the largest spending bill ever (and the first economic policy decision of the new president) supposed to actually be airdropped unto the masses? Oh, yea, two years. Funny.

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    Posted 2009-01-26 17:05:37 on Ponzi Ponzi Ponzi!

    Jim Young: You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid.

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    Posted 2009-01-26 11:51:52 on Citigroup Grounded No Longer!

    As I pointed out to EP this morning, the best part of the story is that all the Citigroup planes' tail numbers end in GS. From the story: The Dassaults are part of CitiFlight's Gulf Sierra fleet, which includes the two Falcon 900EXs, tail numbers N399GS and N588GS, currently for sale. FAA records show Citigroup reserved a new tail number, N488GS, possibly for the incoming 7X on Nov. 10 last year. Plane envy?

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    Posted 2009-01-20 16:12:28 on Meltdown At The Close

    Phew, thank god we stopped all those evil, baseless, no good bear raids back in 4Q. If we hadn't stepped in to halt those "unfounded" share prices these banks could be worthless... oh...wait...never mind.

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    Posted 2009-01-20 12:34:15 on Lender Bender

    EP - you just don't get it, do you. This is nothing more than a crisis of confidence. CONFIDENCE I TELL YOU! If Americans would just learn to choose more "hope" and less "I simply don't have the money to pay back these loans" we would all be ok again. If Americans would buy an eighth flat panel, we'll be ok again. If we could just pledge our first born children, instead of our homes, we'll be ok again. (Wait, i think we did that last one). Remember, pay no attention to the debt behind the curtain...or short treasuries.

  9. 9
    Posted 2009-01-16 15:22:26 on From The Reader Mail Bag

    Analysts --- MDs

  10. 10
    Posted 2009-01-16 14:44:51 on Once More, With Feeling: DECK CHAIRS!

    EP - I prefer to think of our favorite cat. There's a toxin locked away in each security, but it's not until you open them that you know if they're actually worth anything. Moral of the story: don't open the box.

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    Posted 2009-01-16 13:31:23 on CNBC Breaking: CBO Estimates Losses on First $250 Billion of TARP at $64 Billion

    I'm proposing a GoodFed/BadFed model.

  12. 12
    Posted 2009-01-16 13:03:22 on Presented Without Comment: That Extra $2,000 Is Looking Tolerable Now

    This is why you only fly baller-class.

  13. 13
    Posted 2008-12-05 12:05:21 on Come On, “The Heartbeat of America” Has Got To Be Worth $2 – $3 Billion!

    I hear BofA is now pushing Goodwill backed bonds...

  14. 14
    Posted 2008-12-05 10:57:40 on Opening Bell: 12.05.08

    It'll be 911 times a thousand... That's right, 911,000.

  15. 15
    Posted 2008-12-01 13:59:36 on Dick Fuld Encouraged Employees To Adopt The Kevin “This is my house, I have to defend it” McCallister Mentality.

    Great Indiana Jones (pre-raping) reference.

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    Posted 2008-11-26 22:52:55 on Write-Offs: 11.26.08

    @20 - love you. SPODE - I will be accepting unemployment/turkey day cards all week...you know where to find me.

  17. 17
    Posted 2008-11-12 10:41:57 on The Demise Of TARP?

    Mark Haines is like the Guinness guys...brilliant!

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    Posted 2008-11-06 17:29:19 on Oops.

    Per usual, thanks for that hat tip. Yes, I am that egocentric.

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    Posted 2008-10-31 11:55:24 on Caption Contest Friday

    Where are we, Bangladesh?

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    Posted 2008-10-29 05:12:59 on Hard 8

    @26 - go back from whence you came!