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    Posted 2009-10-08 09:19:49 on Opening Bell: 10.08.09

    I don't know what the issue is... I know lots of models who consume loads of coke and they are all wicked thin....

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    Posted 2009-10-01 07:55:08 on Caption Contest Wednesday

    @71 - comment of the month

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    Posted 2009-09-24 12:10:24 on Michael Moore: FYI, Jesus Would Not Be Down With The Ponzi Scheme That Is Capitalism

    "100 donut holes is what I eat before breakfast... did you know Jabba-the-Hutt was based on my mother?" -MM

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    Posted 2009-09-24 10:44:15 on Caption Contest Thursday: Just The Two Of Us

    "I fly stuff in fresh every day. I get bread from back home, I get fish from California, and you can always tell a great kitchen like ours 'cause of the milk-fed veal. That's the secret. See milk-fed veal is pure white. Out here, they got that pink veal. Slide over, honey. Now pink veal, you can pound that shit for two days, and it'll never ever get tender, you know what I mean? "

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    Posted 2009-08-21 09:49:26 on Opening Bell: 08.21.09

    Can I order my case of handbridge mugs yet?

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    Posted 2009-08-20 12:45:53 on Where You Can Get A Handbridge

    I was afraid this had stalled and threw this one together... I would wear this with my kids around... http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9075/handbridgecapital.jpg

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    Posted 2009-08-20 10:12:42 on Opening Bell: 08.20.09

    @tax chick - half a stone - I like it... re minger snogging... have you been to a bar on the wharf? you wouldn't really have much choice...

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    Posted 2009-08-18 10:53:17 on Let’s Talk About: Level II And III Results

    dude 33 is so right... the modal tendencies of this market are a simple reflexive interpolation of a motive 5 wave sequence, predicated upon 2x2 and 1x4 corrective pattern. A new corrective base is forming at the phi root, and I am on my way to the bank. I have no friends, am still a virgin, and will make between $100 and $500k a year for the rest of my life as my colleagues with people skills make real money. -CFA Charterholder

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    Posted 2009-08-18 09:57:43 on Bernie Madoff’s Greatest Scam of All

    Can we get a pic of the mistress?

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    Posted 2009-08-17 17:34:11 on Dear Canyon Crew

    Right, forgive me for being unfunny and on-topic... but: a) why not write two investor letters for the pre & post 1 Jan 09 investors? It is bad enough that as a long standing investor you slap my balls by paying NEW investors an extra 1.12% in six months, bu then to rub my face in it? Unnecessary. b) HTF are they charging performance fees to the new investors? an increasing fee based on high-water marks? The new guys earned significantly more in Q1 and less in Q2 than the old guys? huh?

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    Posted 2009-08-11 03:12:31 on Green Shoot Of The Day: Labor Shortage In The Golf World

    @14 - perfect