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#5, my God, that is the most salient comment made here this week. Bully to you, sir or madam.
The Guy From Deleware, Wherever you came from, crawl back under that rock. This site was fantastic before you got here. You're a drag on the vibe here. Tell me: 1. Do you know why the head of Blackstone has crab claws for hands when posted on this site? 2. Do you know who Brian Hunter is? 3. Could you pick Stevie Cohen out of a lineup? You see, you're a fucking tool who talks big, but knows DICK about real life. Go jerk off on FARK and leave DB to adults with degrees.
In Dealbreaker index news-- Ron Blarney posts: down 98.5%, halted Bess flaming commenters: up 10% Equity Private warm welcome: down 22% Schwarzman crab-hands pics: up 48% ShamWOW references: up 2%, up 563% YTD Asian rice reports: down 42% Stevie Cohen cock-worship: up 6% Weisenthal Opening Bell typos: up 67%, curbs in. Proshares Ultrashort Yahoo posters: down 32%
@4 -- I know funny, and THAT's funny!
I agree. Clearly, Joe didn't write this.
In 1976, I won the American Mathematical Society's Oswald Veblen Prize in Geometry, for work that involved a recasting of the subject of area minimizing multi-dimensional surfaces and characteristic forms. This resulted in my proof of the Bernstein conjecture up to real dimension 8, and an improvement of a certain "regularity" result of Wendell H. Fleming on a generalized Plateau's problem. So, I got that going for me, which is nice...
Meredith Whitney is bringing it on Squawk Box. Joe Kernan is about to fellate her.
Quote: "...though they do say that the total tally is less than the AMA (yes, the American Media Association -- AKA the Dr. Union)" American Media Assoc. = The Doctor Union? Ah, Joe. Just another day of misspellings, typos, and bad turn of phrases.
A: Bert Sugar, Charlie Gasparino, and a bell ringer. Q: Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen, Alex.
Stevie Cohen is menstruating.
More polls, please.
Did anyone else think that at the end of Boone Pickens' ad this AM on Squawk Box he was going to say, "I'm T. Boone Pickens, and I want to be the next President of the United States"?
Maybe some proofreading before posting the Opening Bell, no?
Take those fashionable outfits somewhere else, Erin.
If Erin Burnett says "Monty" one more time, I will punch her in the face.