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    Posted 2008-10-11 07:39:08 on Wait A Second… Haven’t I Seen This Film Before?

    #5, my God, that is the most salient comment made here this week. Bully to you, sir or madam.

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    Posted 2008-10-10 17:55:54 on Goldman Sachs (Executive) Selling Assets

    The Guy From Deleware, Wherever you came from, crawl back under that rock. This site was fantastic before you got here. You're a drag on the vibe here. Tell me: 1. Do you know why the head of Blackstone has crab claws for hands when posted on this site? 2. Do you know who Brian Hunter is? 3. Could you pick Stevie Cohen out of a lineup? You see, you're a fucking tool who talks big, but knows DICK about real life. Go jerk off on FARK and leave DB to adults with degrees.

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    Posted 2008-09-20 10:04:15 on Write-Offs: 09.19.08

    In Dealbreaker index news-- Ron Blarney posts: down 98.5%, halted Bess flaming commenters: up 10% Equity Private warm welcome: down 22% Schwarzman crab-hands pics: up 48% ShamWOW references: up 2%, up 563% YTD Asian rice reports: down 42% Stevie Cohen cock-worship: up 6% Weisenthal Opening Bell typos: up 67%, curbs in. Proshares Ultrashort Yahoo posters: down 32%

  4. 4
    Posted 2008-09-19 11:23:58 on Just Putting It Out There

    @4 -- I know funny, and THAT's funny!

  5. 5
    Posted 2008-08-11 10:36:45 on Opening Bell: 8.11.08

    I agree. Clearly, Joe didn't write this.

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    Posted 2008-08-08 11:07:24 on Caption Contest Friday

    In 1976, I won the American Mathematical Society's Oswald Veblen Prize in Geometry, for work that involved a recasting of the subject of area minimizing multi-dimensional surfaces and characteristic forms. This resulted in my proof of the Bernstein conjecture up to real dimension 8, and an improvement of a certain "regularity" result of Wendell H. Fleming on a generalized Plateau's problem. So, I got that going for me, which is nice...

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    Posted 2008-08-04 08:21:20 on Opening Bell: 8.4.08

    Meredith Whitney is bringing it on Squawk Box. Joe Kernan is about to fellate her.

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    Posted 2008-07-17 08:06:34 on Opening Bell: 7.17.08

    Quote: "...though they do say that the total tally is less than the AMA (yes, the American Media Association -- AKA the Dr. Union)" American Media Assoc. = The Doctor Union? Ah, Joe. Just another day of misspellings, typos, and bad turn of phrases.

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    Posted 2008-07-14 10:16:07 on Caption Contest Monday: The Sleeves Are About To Come Off

    A: Bert Sugar, Charlie Gasparino, and a bell ringer. Q: Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen, Alex.

  10. 10
    Posted 2008-07-11 12:52:42 on Lehman Gets Murdered By Fannie And Freddie Fears

    Stevie Cohen is menstruating.

  11. 11
    Posted 2008-07-10 11:46:01 on Question

    More polls, please.

  12. 12
    Posted 2008-07-08 08:16:54 on Opening Bell: 7.8.08

    Did anyone else think that at the end of Boone Pickens' ad this AM on Squawk Box he was going to say, "I'm T. Boone Pickens, and I want to be the next President of the United States"?

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    Posted 2008-06-18 08:57:29 on Opening Bell: 6.18.08

    Maybe some proofreading before posting the Opening Bell, no?

  14. 14
    Posted 2008-06-12 09:02:22 on Gasparino: CFO Erin Callan, COO Joseph Gregory Out At Lehman Brothers

    Take those fashionable outfits somewhere else, Erin.

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    Posted 2008-03-18 14:16:29 on Bernanke’s Mother Also Available For Quotes (Not So Much Dad, Who Never Thought He Was Good Enough)

    If Erin Burnett says "Monty" one more time, I will punch her in the face.