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    Posted 2011-12-12 13:46:25 on JPMorgan Don Juan: That Restraining Order Came Out Of Nowhere

    I don't know where her money is. J. Corzine

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    Posted 2011-11-28 14:32:48 on Pump And Dump King Seeks Queen

    Get him my number. K. Kardashian

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    Posted 2011-08-05 14:13:40 on The Bonus You Want Is Just One Devastated Bank Teller Away

    actually, it was a phat bonus.

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    Posted 2011-08-03 10:31:23 on Dartmouth Undergrad Has A Bone To Pick With Ray Dalio, ‘Faceless Hedge Funds,’ The Dartmouth Board, And Peers Who Flock To Wall Street To ‘Perpetuate Class-Based Systems Of Power And Dominance’

    so this kid whose parents shelled out 50k/year to send him to one of the most elite Colleges (really, dude? capital C?) must have been raised with an ethos of social justice. i am sure that while daddy was collecting rent from tenements and mom was selling million dollar mcmansions to hedge funders in New Canaan, they told him that College is a place to contemplate life away from the Evils of Wall Street. hypocrite. when he comes to my office asking for a job, see who laughs last (probably the chick who bagged the C-note for an essay, while his was free).

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    Posted 2011-07-15 14:53:00 on Maxine Waters Wants To Know Why John Mack’s Wife Got Money From Ben Bernanke And African American People Got None

    The truth is whenever a member of the CBC speaks, it makes for hilarious youtubery, especially when not complaining about their wealthiest minority contributors and friends getting shafted by the system (ie, not getting tons of Fed money). Check out one guy talking about Guam sinking into the sea if we transfer USMC from Okinawa there. nand ps- John Mack's wife ran a fund? seriously???

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    Posted 2011-06-29 17:20:00 on Bernie Madoff Feels Like A Piñata

    I totally understand, Bern. Nobody can reach my prowess in riding unicorns, whether they are real or not. I mean, Britney Spears, Bono, Snooki and that lowlife Frog from the IMF- I tried to show them that the key is holding onto the horn - HOLDING ONTO THE HORN, BRITNEY. Whether this was real or not, not for this discussion. Whether the unicorn granted me three wishes, yes it is.

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    Posted 2011-06-28 20:18:00 on Lenny Dykstra Will Not Go Down Without A Fight

    Lenny Dykstra- the gift that keeps on giving.

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    Posted 2011-06-22 20:18:00 on Breaking: Being Non-Bathing Prick Not Necessarily Helpful For Career Advancement

    I pay a Filipino houseboy to lick me clean. Twice a day. Bob Rubin

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    Posted 2011-06-21 19:22:00 on Anyone Missing A Couple Summer Analysts?

    a couple of Merrill Lynch Ops guys waiting for the chick from Craigslist who promised to bring a friend.

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    Posted 2011-06-21 19:18:00 on JPM Summer Intern Blasts Colleagues With Invite To “Wild” Rager With Lax Policy On Fake IDs, Thinks Better Of It, Reminds Everyone Underage Drinking Is Illegal

    I am there, baby! Hope to see all my homies from the Institutional Sales and Canadian Dollars there tonight! Shakira, PLEASE wear THAT skirt (you know which one). Free drinks to first three chicks who show me their belly rings. That means you, Becky in PR. Bobby Rubin

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    Posted 2011-06-21 19:10:00 on “Well-Educated” Metro North Rider Vows To Never Patronize Train Again

    i do not care that she is Indian. I care that she gave me something to talk about over cocktails Saturday afternoon. Keep up the good work, intern!

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    Posted 2011-06-21 19:06:00 on Chinese Venture Capitalist “Passionate About Love, Disdaining Of Wealth” Announces Plans To Marry Mistress On Internet, Follows Up With An “Ode To Elopement”

    something tells me he's not living in a shack in Manchuria. second wives do not usually settle for a 2BR with great views of misery and sweatshops.

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    Posted 2011-06-21 18:58:00 on Pro-Tip: Consider Not Discussing Insider Trading, Etc In The Office Break Room

    can I still brag about bagging Short Skirt Girl From Five Towns Who Works in Accounting?

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    Posted 2011-06-21 18:52:00 on Buy The House Former RBS Employee Jim Glover Turned To Embezzling To Build

    and what he did was......wrong?

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    Posted 2011-06-21 18:50:00 on Guy With Sign On Wall Street Offering $10 Million/Year For An Initial Investment Of $250K

    Jesus, Rubin looks like crap.

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    Posted 2011-06-14 18:03:00 on Lenny Dykstra Pleads Not Guilty To Bankruptcy Fraud

    Bro, I, uh, well, dude. I don't know, chico. I'm worth millions, right? Daddy? -Dykstra

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    Posted 2011-05-11 14:08:00 on Lenny Dykstra: “I Did Not Get Stupid Over Night”

    he is the gift that keeps on giving.

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    Posted 2011-04-15 16:04:00 on Banker Who Fears She’s “Too Good-Looking” For The Industry Gets Advice

    two words for you: HR and PR. that is where a lot of beautiful women make great careers on Wall Street. Seriously.

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    Posted 2011-04-11 15:44:00 on Lynn Tilton’s Unique Take On Trust Falls May Cause Side Effects

    funny, this is what Lenny D offered the folks at CNBC for an interview.

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    Posted 2011-04-07 17:15:00 on Name The Wall Street Executive Whose Office Is Described Below

    Who the hell gave Forbes access? What the hell is wrong with having a life size cutout of myself guarding the entrance against the Evil Eye and SEC smart asses? What is with you people? Get me Hillary on the horn. I want someone's eyeballs in my highball glasses, stat. Georgina, get me Sveklana and Tatiana and my other Estonian personal assistant, what's her name? Milana? Have them waiting for me in the conference room-boudoir on 11. Tell them it's czar-time. They'll know what it means. Is the video of me being statesman-like at the Clinton Library there? Good. F ing Forbes. Feel my wrath!!! R. Rubin