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    Posted 2010-02-09 12:15:34 on Hank Paulson To Lock Himself In A Bathroom With Andy Roddick’s Wife

    Peeing in the water yes or no? Also, what's up with the gay neckware and bracelets. Peace....really?

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    Posted 2010-02-08 11:01:56 on Eliot Spitzer’s Liason To Hooker World To Run For Governor

    It is it times like this I wish my PA was not a scissor sister. Need office of half naked whores.

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    Posted 2010-02-04 09:32:19 on Bonus Watch ’10: Zee Germans Will Be Clawing Back

    Scheisse Mein Fuhrer!!

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    Posted 2010-01-26 06:40:31 on Caption Contest Tuesday

    She said us big nosed studs were $250 for the hour and she would let the old man sit an watch for free...but if he came it was an extra $100. I also invited her to my daughters bat mitzvah in case the old guy creeps you out and you are not up for it now. It's ok, Spitzer says she is not vice and "no handbridge required!"

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    Posted 2010-01-20 06:01:05 on Bonus Watch ’10: JPMorgan

    I got an award with my bonus...oh sorry, it is a glass dildo..not an award and it says go fuck myself.

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    Posted 2010-01-19 07:43:34 on AIG To Strike Bonus Compromise?

    Yael, what does your mother look like. I need to know the cat before I will play with the kitten. FYI, I am childish and enjoy playing with cats and kittens.

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    Posted 2010-01-11 06:47:19 on Goldman Sachs Would Like Your Thoughts On Potentially Making Its Employees Give Money To Charity

    I give to charity, I pay the sell side.

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    Posted 2009-12-15 11:02:49 on You Could’ve Been Watching Tiger Woods’ Mistress On BloombergTV

    @37 - for the grade 6 school yard comeback of the day win.

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    Posted 2009-12-02 11:12:47 on Has A Lack Of Love From The Public Driven Bankers Into Extra-Marital Affairs?

    Bess, thanks for that picture it moved me.

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    Posted 2009-12-01 05:16:33 on Hedge Fund Reveals Vehicular Evidence Of Investor Relations Girl’s Lying, Trampy-Ways

    @14 - I think the lips say I catch every drop.

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    Posted 2009-11-25 12:21:35 on Did Raj Rajaratnam’s Brother (Maybe) Get Into The Insider Trading Business To Score Chicks?

    In life there are face fuckers and those who get face fucked. Raj got Chiesi, Reg got Nails.

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    Posted 2009-11-23 11:51:41 on Hedge Fund Manager Was Just Messing Around When He Said He Was Going To “Face-F*ck” Someone

    It is bugger, which, over in the UK is equivalent to sodomy or to copulate anally.

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    Posted 2009-11-20 10:14:08 on Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!

    I bet big John lines up a few of the boys for an orgy, I heard they are into sharing / swapping. However, usually it is the men who leave in tears.

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    Posted 2009-11-05 18:04:02 on Furious Touradji Absolutely Destroys Ex-Employees That Dared Sue

    A few years back we all had Gentry for SEC fallboy, guess Raj makes more sense visually. Gentry is a very unique person, full of pride and ambition but I would concur with PT on ability. Vollero is solid but might have fallen for Gentry's schemes one too many times. Hate to see this kind of stuff, bad for the industry.

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    Posted 2009-11-03 11:55:04 on Which Brokerage Firm Is Responsible For Unleashing Shia LaBeouf On The Markets?

    There is a coincidence...SL does not have blackened eyes and a broken nose and I have not been within 10 feet of him. Someone kill him now before the junkets and trailers. Hey SL, here is your chance to be this years Heath Ledger.

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    Posted 2009-10-30 12:44:28 on CNBC Inching Closer And Closer To Dropping The Pretense (And Panties)

    Bess - what about a post for the gays? Not sure if the pics gave me wood or I have to piss. May as well head to the can, if I do not have to piss I can rub one out.

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    Posted 2009-10-29 12:26:20 on Hottest Women In Business Television List Gets Lift

    My pants snake is throbbing or for Theurieu...mon serpent de pantalon est palpitant!! Million baby bonus...all over my keyboard.

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    Posted 2009-10-28 13:42:00 on Who Are The Hottest Ladies In Business Television?

    Burnett, Jarvis and Quick are MD's at my spank bank and have been getting million baby bonuses. Jenna Lee > Melissa Lee (unless Mel kicks in an thick Asian accent). Drury's overhyped, too much handbridge.

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    Posted 2009-10-26 12:54:15 on What Flicks Should We Send Over To Team Galleon?

    Brewsters Millions

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    Posted 2009-10-26 11:16:28 on Caption Contest Monday

    MD, you have to swallow this much cum to get your part?