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    Posted 2010-07-31 06:53:02 on Cokeheads Et Al Unwittingly Saving Euro Zone, According New Report By Citi

    I like where @11 is coming from... @14, vas te faire foutre und leck mich am Arsch.

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    Posted 2010-07-16 23:35:57 on Beamers Cafe: “Not Some Fly By Night Organization”

    This is Pulitzer material. Lilly Pulitzer, maybe, but nevertheless. PS/ Was A. Drury a DD team member?

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    Posted 2010-07-14 23:12:37 on Opening Bell: 07.14.10

    @12: Affirmative

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    Posted 2010-07-12 14:18:58 on Astounding Research Reveals Highly Compensated Bosses May Not Give Rat’s Ass About Their Organization’s Peons

    Bess, I'm used to better tags. bosses=mean people, why the repetition?

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    Posted 2010-07-06 14:05:55 on Wall Street Would Like To Know Where Kirsten Gillibrand, Et Al, Gets Off

    She needs a HandBridge Capital, LLP liquidity injection...

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    Posted 2010-07-06 12:37:31 on Russian Spy Anna Chapman’s Ex-Husband Wants To Tell You About All The Times He And The Old Ball And Chain Did It (And How)

    @29 - In communist Russia, law mows you.

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    Posted 2010-07-06 10:14:24 on Opening Bell: 07.06.10

    AD, giving a flat tour (while giving complimentary h**d?): "Oh, you work in DB Asset Management? I have some assets you can manage, if you are free tonight..."

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    Posted 2010-07-02 14:48:49 on Adam Sender Displays Art Around Office Other Hedge Fund Managers Wish They Had The Stones To Put Up

    Todd Levin. Bess, call me. You know where I work...

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    Posted 2010-07-01 23:36:47 on Caption Contest Thursday

    In communist Russia, hair dyes you. oy vey.

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    Posted 2010-07-01 23:23:38 on Picture 21

    no, no, yes

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    Posted 2010-06-29 22:59:48 on Meredith Whitney On “The Problem With Citi”

    hot yoga helps me remain flexy for you, MW! from a structural perspective, I use props... and a game of offence is the best defence.

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    Posted 2010-06-29 22:54:23 on Scott Brown Cannot In Good Conscience Support This Bill With The New Stuff Slipped In

    @4 what with youthful indiscretions, he deserves a second chance, and financial reform comes to him naturally, just like centrefolds... a greek god in the making, rumbling, firing up and ready to go. a lot is happening, Austin, open your eyes.

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    Posted 2010-06-29 22:33:38 on Which Financier Was Liaising With The Russian Spies?

    @15 - you know too much...

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    Posted 2010-06-28 15:28:27 on Blind Item: If Not Jeffrey Gundlach, Who Then?

    those pouches never get old...

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    Posted 2010-06-23 15:52:13 on Bonus Watch ’10: There Are Some Very Unhappy Germans Downtown

    Deutsche to analyst staff: see that sushi roll combo there? Go fetch. The underlying message to 2nd yr analysts is that you are less valuable than you think. Maybe if you start adding value (or if you stop burning your VPs matcha), you will be promoted?

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    Posted 2010-06-23 13:30:01 on So This Is Now Happening

    Sportsman's Paradise? New Orleans? I thought CFA code of conduct precludes people living south of Charlotte writing the exam...

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    Posted 2010-06-21 14:41:44 on Melissa Francis Is Back And Feeling Up To Unspoken Challenge

    Millissah's definitli dothing hir eyes and crossin' her t's.

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    Posted 2010-06-17 23:08:38 on Goldman Beat By JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley, DE Shaw, And Random Fashion Chick

    GS were running the odds, as per usual. can't help but make a quick buck.

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    Posted 2010-06-17 12:43:35 on Caption Contest Thursday

    @62 - your insecurities will haunt you till the end. you know you are where you are based on nothing but luck, and, with folks like that, at some point, luck runs out. Enjoy while it lasts. PS - $3,000 does not get you a nice off the rack, let alone bespoke. PSPS - it is a miracle WB is alive, given the all-american junk food diet he's on. must be burning these calories somehow. oh, snap!

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    Posted 2010-06-15 14:09:34 on (UPDATE) RBC Capital Markets Comments Taken Out Of Context Regarding President Obama

    my oh my, kiss these US assets goodbye. I would ensure an independent oversight of all their operations in the USA by deploying at least three examiners per branch/office/trading desk. something tells me they would rather retreat, like the closeted frenchies they are.