Banks

Beggars can’t be choosers, etc, but honestly, they really put a damper on earnings day! Read more »

  • 29 Jul 2014 at 11:44 AM

Morgan Stanley Has A Treat For Senior Junior Bankers

It’s not all “if you don’t like your pay STFU or GTFO” tough love over at the House of Gorman. The firm’s oldest junior bankers are getting a nice little bump to their compensation to help out with liquidity issues they might be facing. Junior junior bankers are getting hope that they might one day get raises too. Read more »

  • 24 Jul 2014 at 11:49 AM
  • Banks

France Stakes Claim Its Share Of UBS’s Legal Reserve

Last seen whining (albeit not entirely without justification) about how unfairly the U.S. was treating its banks, France has decided it might not mind piling on a foreign bank itself. Read more »


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Over at Dealbook today, you will find a story about how banks like JP Morgan and BofA are “devising low-fee banking especially for customers with troubled finances,” in spite of the fact that such products are “not expected to make the bank[s] any profit.” And while many argue that the sole motivation is to garner some good PR after doing things like foreclosing on someone who wasn’t in default and stealing her parrot, to boot, it’s nevertheless a nice thing to do. Not having much familiarity with how the other other other half lives, it took some time to figure out how to best serve the needs of these new clients, who Bank America started a sociology department to study. Read more »

Yesterday we learned that back in December, the Federal Reserve sent a letter to Deutsche Bank, telling management, in essence, that it ought to set fire to its U.S. operations and collect the insurance money, then get out of the banking business. If the powers that be at DB insisted on sticking with this thing, they’d have a lot of work cut out for themselves, as the Fed’s criticism included the words:

  • “low quality”
  • “inaccurate”
  • “unreliable”
  • “size and breadth of errors”
  • “poor data integrity”
  • “systemic breakdown”
  • “significant operational risk”
  • “misstated regulatory reports”
  • “requires wide-ranging remedial action”

Clearly, this news would be bad enough on its own, but what really tops it off is that, hilariously, Deutsche’s CFO has devoted 100 percent of his efforts to making this operation what it is today. Read more »

Yes, of course it’s theoretically possible that management could go through and fix everything that’s wrong with the firm’s U.S. operations but, really, this is more of a tear down job. Read more »

When Brady Dougan & co. pleaded guilty to being a Swiss bank earlier this year, it doomed the firm to its worst quarter since the financial crisis. On the other hand, if it weren’t for helping non-Swiss people avoid taxes, there probably wouldn’t even be a Credit Suisse in the first place. So, you know, totally worth it. Read more »