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  • 18 Mar 2013 at 3:42 PM
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Bonus Watch ’13: Man Group

Nothing to see here. Read more »

  • 05 Mar 2013 at 6:08 PM
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EU Bullies Gang Up on Britain to Approve Bonus Limits

The surprise camaraderie enjoyed by the U.K. in European circles, vis-à-vis the European Community’s campaign to destroy London’s status as a global financial center, has evaporated as quickly as it appeared. As if to fortify the opinion of Euroskeptics across Great Britain that the U.K.’s European partners are fey, duplicitous and centralizing all at the same time, Germany et. al. have said, “We’re happy to sign an impotent letter complaining about something we can no longer do anything about, but you can’t expect us to stand in the way of impotent populist measures directed at people who don’t live in our countries.” Read more »

  • 09 Jan 2013 at 12:01 PM
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Bonus Watch ’13: SAC Capital

Back in December, a bunch of recruiters made the bold claim that following the government’s charges against former portfolio manager Mathew Martoma, SAC Capital employees were, if not giving them the time of day, at least waiting a few seconds longer before hanging up the phone. At another firm, the turn events probably would have been cause for concern that the staff would be abandoning ship in short order.  Since we’re talking about SAC, though, we figured not only would The Big Guy & Co not be concerned about the prospect of mass resignations but would take the opportunity to remind people that this is SAC Capital and at SAC Capital, they don’t receive resignation letters, they only issue pink slips, lest anyone be getting any ideas. So you can imagine our shock and horror to find out this happened: Read more »

Really low. Like lucky if you get a free cannoli low. Read more »

Supposedly. Read more »

Not just at UBS. Read more »

Will you be thanked for your hard, non-rogue-esque work over the year? Probably. Will you receive any actual money? Probably not. Read more »