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cheating_students.jpgThe headline and the lede sentence of Bloomberg’s coverage of the Duke cheating scandal make it clear that the chattering classes are reading this as an indictment of the much-touted ethics courses that proliferated in business schools following the business scandals of the turn of the century. “Duke Cheating Probe Shows Failure of Post-Enron Ethics Classes” Bloomberg’s headline shouts. “The cheating episode at Duke University may cause academics to conclude the post-Enron emphasis on teaching ethics in graduate business schools is a failure,” the lede declares.
But was any of this as surprising? These ethics courses have long struck us as misconceived. First, as we said earlier this morning, business students probably don’t pay very much mind to ethics professors who regard business as an inherently shady activity. Second, the goals of these ethics courses seem to be either impossible or undesirable. The impossible: sometimes it seems the ethics courses aim at changing the behavior of business students—and, given time, the broader business community—with pop platitudes cribbed from Kant, a project that imagines that human behavior is far more malleable to rhetoric than the evidence demonstrates. In a great article protesting the state of business education in the Chronicle of Higher Education last year, Kauffman Foundation president Carl Schramm wrote that “Presumably the goal is to prevent future Enron-like scandals, but how likely is it that human behavior can be changed for the better by tacking on a course on ethics?”
Schramm went on the describe the other more achievable but even less desirable goal of the ethics courses: convincing students to put politics over the business.

Another misguided trend is that of offering courses in the nebulous area of social responsibility. The implicit message of those courses is often that business goals should be subordinate to political goals. Business serves society by creating wealth — that is its true social responsibility. Business schools do their students and society a disservice by teaching that corporations should pledge primary allegiance to political ends, which could harm their ability to create the wealth upon which civil society depends.

So if the latest scandal at Duke helps us do away with the myth that the ethics course requirements for an MBA were going to ameliorate business corruption, fraud or reduce agency costs, we might all have those 34 cheaters to thank for peeling the scales from our eyes.
The Broken M.B.A. [Chronicle of Higher Education]

dukecheatingscandaljpg.jpgThirty-four first-year MBA students at Duke University’s Fuqua School of Business have been disciplined for cheating, the school disclosed yesterday. Nine may be expelled, while the others face a year suspension. The names of the students involved aren’t being released due to federal student privacy restrictions.
As Bloomberg points out, business schools students are the biggest cheaters.

Business students are more likely to cut corners than those in any other academic discipline, several studies show. A Rutgers University survey last year found that cheating at business schools is common, even after ethics courses were added following scandals that bankrupted Enron Corp. and WorldCom Inc.
“What is taught in a business program sometimes reinforces” students’ tendencies to be entrepreneurial and results-oriented, said Timothy Dodd, 50, executive director of the Center for Academic Integrity at Duke, in an interview from Durham, North Carolina. “Those sometimes aren’t the people who understand that moral means have to be used to achieve moral ends.”

Or the problem might be that the people who are running the ethics and academic integrity programs at our major university believe that being “entrepreneurial” undermines ethics. Or that human behavior—yes, strangely, even business school students respond like ordinary humans—can be changed with Kantian platitudes rather than incentives. At least one business school we know of avoids these cheating scandals by refusing to release its students’ grades, which greatly reduces the incentive to cheat.
Duke Cheating Probe Shows Failure of Post-Enron Ethics Classes [Bloomberg]

DeVry Was Robbed

The Post reports that U.S. News and & World has been raked over the coals for accidentally swapping two plebian grad schools in place of two prestigious ones in its most recent graduate school Top 10 list.
Where Carnegie Mellon and the University of Texas at Austin should have been, Mort Zuckerman’s previously esteemed publication placed Portland State University and the University of Texas at Arlington (in the No. 9 and 10 spots, respectively). Thanks to the “data glitch,” these low-rent schools were “put…in league with Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Stanford University and the University of California at Berkeley.”
Apparently PSU was so shocked and delighted to hear it had made the Top 10 for the first time ever that it “rushed out a press release” which is kind of amusing/kind of sad. Meanwhile, MIT, Stanford and Berkeley have been busy scrubbing the stench of third tier education off themselves ever since.
If you think your school’s been the victim of misrepresentation (this has happened to HBS at least once or twice), take a second to shoot us an email today at noonegivesafuck@dealbreaker.com. Thanks!
U.S. NEWS BOTCHES POST-GRAD RANKINGS [NYP]

Blew_Dress.jpgThe English have a strange thing for Monica Lewinsky, and vice-versa. Maybe it’s just that they’ve got their own sex scandals to worry about, scandals involving genuine royals, and can’t be bothered to worry about whether the president of the United States was messing around with a White House interns. We actually ran into Monica in Oxford once, back when she was touring around with her memoirwriting Brit ghost writer. Seemed nice enough, if not terribly bright.
Well, she just got a degree from the LSE:

Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, whose sexual relationship with U.S. President Bill Clinton led to his impeachment, has graduated from the London School of Economics, her publicist said on Wednesday.
Lewinsky, who was 21 when she became involved with Clinton, is interviewing for jobs in Britain, publicist Barbara Hutson said.
When Lewinsky, 32, received her Masters of Science degree in Social Psychology last Thursday “the audience of students and parents erupted in spontaneous applause. … It was a very emotional moment for her,” Hutson said in a statement.
Hutson said Lewinsky spent the past year studying and “staying away from the London social scene.”


Lewinsky graduates from London School of Economics
[Reuters]

Business School Croc Hunter


More animal spirits of the free market, crocodile hunter style from Columbia Business School. Apparently it is now officially not too early.

Hawes-hbs.jpgOkay. Fine. That’s probably not the way the Harvard Business School market signaling metric described below works at all. But we still kind of like the idea of too many HBS graduates getting a little to aggressive with those pitchbooks and tanking the market.

Everyone has his own method of timing the market. When Joseph Kennedy’s shoeshine boy began asking him for stock tips in 1929, old Joe had a hunch it was time to sell.
Ray Soifer, a retired executive from Brown Brothers Harriman, has his own system. And it’s proven itself to be a splendid long-term indicator of the American equities market.
Mr. Soifer tracks how many Harvard Business School graduates choose market-sensitive jobs each year. If 10% or less of that year’s class take jobs in investment banking, investment management, sales & trading, venture capital, private equity, or leveraged buy-outs, it’s a long-term ‘buy’ signal.
If 30% or more take such jobs, it’s a long-term ‘sell.’
This year, some 37% of Harvard Business School’s graduate found work on Wall Street, up from 30% a year ago and 26% for the Class of 2004. The trend suggests that Wall Street is becoming bloated and the American economy is ripe for a slowdown.

Equities Swing With Harvard MBAs [New York Sun]

Enron: Blame Harvard?

Hawes-hbs.jpgCorrupting the young was one of the charges that got Socrates served hemlock. A day after Jeff Skilling received a 24 year sentence for his role in the destruction of Enron, Peter Cohan asks whether or not Harvard—Skilling was a Harvard Business School graduate—should bear some responsibility for its students misdeeds.
And it’s not just Skilling. As Cohan shows, Harvard had more ties to the Enron scandal than just its most famous convict. It’s a tangled web of personal and institutional connections—which is not exactly surprising. At one time, Enron was considered one of our most successful corporations. Of course, it would have ties to one of most prominent academic institutions.
Fortunately for Harvard, we’re not in the hemlock business anymore. Cohan prescribes some less lethal remedies.
Since so many business and government leaders attend Harvard on their rise to the top, Harvard should examine whether it could be doing more to screen its students for their ethical values and reinforce those values so that its name is not dragged through mud again by its connections to shady ethics at the top.
Enron’s Harvard connections [Blogging Stocks]