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Say It To Lloyd Blankfein's Face
Jul 06, 2009, 9:08am
Posted by Bess Levin
Geoffrey Raymond, who needs no introduction, will be displaying his latest, "Big Lloyd 3 (The Root)," during lunch today in the alley behind 85 Broad. As usual he's looking for random passersby to annotate the canvas but if you...
Tim Geithner Has Truly Arrived
Jun 19, 2009, 10:20am
Posted by Bess Levin
As previously noted, it was visible yesterday that Secretary Geithner has gotten much more comfortable with regard to public speaking and being in front of the camera. After several very awkward months of forehead strains and odd gesticulations, Timbo...
Say It To His (Jolly, Elfin') Face
Apr 27, 2009, 9:28am
Posted by Bess Levin
Does anyone out there have anything they'd like to say to Vikram Pandit's face but have found it difficult to get past security at 399 Park? Perhaps you're a shareholder, upset about the stock price, or the Treasury Secretary,...
Say It To His Face
Mar 23, 2009, 11:34am
Posted by Bess Levin
As is his wont, Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time has finally weighed in on the toxic assets plan, with a portrait entitled St. Timothy. It looks absolutely nothing like T. Geith, but that's not the point....
Serious, WTF Was The Deal With Stan O'Neal's Office? You Can Tell Me, I Ain't Gonna Rat You Out
Feb 06, 2009, 8:37am
Posted by Bess Levin
I know the whole John Thain (MER)- Ken Lewis (BAC) rumble in the Bronx seems realer than a $35,000 commode but you know full well it's not official until Geoffrey Raymond chimes in. Blissfully, that time has come. Above,...
Opening Bell: 12.24.08
Dec 24, 2008, 9:30am
Posted by Bess Levin
With Roots in '70s, Madoff Scheme Takes New Toll (WSJ) From time to time Mr. Gettinger would try to engage Mr. Madoff in talk about his investment strategy. "I asked him about it several times and he wouldn't talk," said...
Say It To His Face
Dec 18, 2008, 12:47pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Breathe easy, my chippies. Geoffrey Raymond, who needs no introduction, has finally thrown his two cents into the Madoff Movie of the Week, in the form of some paint on canvass that looks a bit more like Tony Bennett...
Say It To His Face
Dec 15, 2008, 11:26am
Posted by Bess Levin
Yes, the whole Madoff "scandal" seems real but I know you'll all agree that it's not official until Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, chimes in. For those of you waiting, that day has come. We just...
Say It To His Face
Oct 24, 2008, 3:09pm
Posted by Bess Levin
If you're downtown and not up to anything today, Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, is displaying his latest masterpiece, "The Fallen Prince," behind Goldman. He's soliciting annotations from various passersby but has also graciously offered to...
Say It To His Face
Oct 15, 2008, 2:02pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Geoffrey Raymond is behind Goldman Sachs this afternoon, and would like you to stop by and jot some notes down on his latest masterpiece, "The Screaming Pope." Not sure where you'll find room on the already heavily annotated canvas,...
Great News
Oct 12, 2008, 10:45pm
Posted by Bess Levin
1. The Fed has given Wells Fargo the a-okay on the Wachovia deal, shortening the usual notice period due to "unusual and exigent circumstances affecting the financial markets, the weakened financial condition of Wachovia and all other facts," including the...
The Price Of Dick Fuld's Head
Oct 09, 2008, 12:42pm
Posted by Bess Levin
The value of credit default swaps backed by defaulted Brothers bonds is yet to be determined but apparently a portrait of Dick Fuld is worth $10,000. Geoffrey Raymond's latest masterpiece, which was annotated by various passersby outside of the BarcLeh's...
Cue Sad Trombone When You Realize The Subject Can Probably No Longer Afford This For His Private Collection
Sep 22, 2008, 1:20pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Breathe a collective sigh of relief, ladies--Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, is back with another financial meltdown-themed masterpiece. The latest is of AIG founder and former chairman/CEO Hank Greenberg. "The Annotated AIG" will be on display...
Answers
Sep 19, 2008, 1:37pm
Posted by Bess Levin
The recent move by the Securities and Exchange Commission to temporarily ban short selling has left a lot of people very angry, extremely confused, and demanding a logical explanation for why this fakakta plan went through. We were as shocked...
Erin Callan, Come On Down!
Sep 15, 2008, 11:38am
Posted by Bess Levin
Joy! Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, has chimed in with a timely portrait of Richard Severin Fuld. The piece is titled "I am Spartacus" and will be on display in front of Lehman Brothers starting today...
Say It To His Face
Aug 25, 2008, 5:15pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, will be displaying his latest masterpiece tomorrow behind Goldman Sachs (near the service entrance?) and Wednesday at the NYSE. For those of you who've got something to get off your chests,...
Portrait of Jimmy Cayne Is Sold
Posted in Bear Stearns, James Cayne, Jun 03, 2008, 2:55pm
Posted by John Carney
Bear Stearns is gone, and now so is the portrait of fallen chief executive and company chairman Jimmy Cayne by Geoffrey Raymond, the artist who has painted Eiliot Spitzer, Jim Cramer (twice), Lloyd Blankfein and Dick Grasso. It was sold...
Jimmy Cayne's Head On Display At Bear Stearns
Posted in Art, Bear Stearns, James Cayne, May 27, 2008, 11:32am
Posted by John Carney
If you walk by Bear Stearns Madison Avenue headquarters tomorrow, you might catch a glimpse of former chief executive Jimmy Cayne on the street. Unfortunately, we're not privy to Cayne's personal schedule. Rather, we know that Geoffrey Raymond, Wall Street's...
"Annotated Kristen" TK
Posted in Eliot Spitzer, Mar 12, 2008, 1:13pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Not sure what took him so long but Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, has finally finished his latest masterpiece, “Annotated Spitzer.” He’ll be displaying it in front the stock exchange for the next week, before going on...
Gary Coleman's Autographed Track Suit ALSO On Sale
Posted in Art, Jan 07, 2008, 1:15pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time (excuse me, of all time), who brought us such masterpieces as "Big Lloyd I (.6 Billion)" (a rendering of Lloyd Blankfein), "Big Jim I: Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex...
