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Madoff Investor (And Possible Accomplice) Jeffry Picower Drown Due To "Massive Heart Attack"
Oct 26, 2009, 1:09pm
Posted by Bess Levin
...according to his lawyer. Just like Seth Tobias (missed every day)....
You Say Housing Crisis, I Say Male Stripper Named Tiger
Feb 18, 2009, 9:31am
Posted by Bess Levin
She's been called a "crazy bitch" by a gay pimp named Billy Ash but we say, good for you, Filomena Tobias! Own it, work it. The widow of Seth Tobias, the Circle T founder who drowned in his pool, either...
Fire Up Your TiVos: This Is The One We've Been Waiting For
Sep 05, 2008, 10:57am
Posted by Bess Levin
Holy fucking hell I can barely type this as I am shaking in excitement and definitely suffering from a decrease in oxygen to the brain as a result of hyperventilating-inducing euphoria. Tonight, at 10 PM, Dateline will be airing...
Seth Tobias Widow Thumbs Nose At Billy Ash Wedding Gig Offer, Show Goes On
Jun 19, 2008, 10:56am
Posted by Bess Levin
I know I speak for all of us when I say it feels so good to be back on gay pimp Billy Ash's radar. In his latest communication, Ash informs us that he didn't just land any old shlubb of...
Tobias Bros Still Think Filomena Killed Seth
Jun 17, 2008, 4:18pm
Posted by Bess Levin
And despite settling, will not retract prior allegations of murder by pasta, according to their lawyer, James Pressly. I think we all know who should be weighing in at this time but, unfortunately, he's otherwise engaged (ceremony and reception pics...
There Is A God: Tobias Case To Live On, Billy Ash To Live In Holy Matrimony Following $60,000 Nuptials?
Jun 17, 2008, 11:12am
Posted by Bess Levin
Yesterday we lamented the unsensational conclusion of the Seth Tobias case. To rehash our pain: CNBC reported that the two sides, bros (Tobias's brothers) v. hos (Tobias's widow Filomena) had reached an out-of-court settlement over the deceased Circle T founder's...
Kaddish For A Trial Not Born
Jun 16, 2008, 7:05pm
Posted by Bess Levin
I need to come clean with all of you about something. You know what it is. Seth Tobias. More specifically, my avoidance of the most recent Seth Tobias news. CNBC reported this morning that two sides, clearly delineated by bros...
Lehman Loses, Sign Of Things To Come?
Jun 11, 2008, 4:05pm
Posted by Bess Levin
As you know, last night Columbia's Baker Field played host to the big lacrosse match-up between Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers. We were supposed to go but decided instead, from about 6:30 to around 10:00 PM, after everyone else had...
Not Enough Cock, Coke or Money: The Few Things That Didn't Suck about CNBC's Seth Tobias Special
Apr 01, 2008, 5:50pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Let me tell you a little something about CNBC’s For the Love of Money: The Death of Seth Tobias-- it was awesome. April Fool’s! The thing sucked. And I say that as the person probably most excited about it outside...
Movie Night!
Mar 27, 2008, 1:45pm
Posted by Bess Levin
This is the one we’ve been waiting for, people: on Monday, March 31, CNBC will air For The Love of Money: The Death of Seth Tobias, a one-hour documentary that will tell the “real” story of the Circle T founder’s...
"JPMorgan, NYFED To Provide Financing To Bear Stearns"
Mar 14, 2008, 9:20am
Posted by Bess Levin
I don't even know what that means, neither does David Faber, but he said it's important and he's "making calls" so I'm doing my part and copying headlines down from CNBC. Update: Sometime yesterday people stopped buying Bear's story that...
Write-Offs: 02.11.08
Posted in Write-Offs, Feb 11, 2008, 6:55pm
Posted by Bess Levin
$$$ Deals: Off the Record? An Intriguing Week In our M&A Roundup for the week ended Feb. 10, activity is light, with only two billion-dollar deals. But interest in Yahoo and Alcoa's purchase of Rio Tinto shares keep dealmakers buzzing....
Billy Ash's Breakthrough Performance
Posted in Hedge Funds, Feb 11, 2008, 10:47am
Posted by Bess Levin
The above clip is gay pimp Billy Ash’s deposition for the Seth Tobias murder case, sent to us by gay pimp Billy Ash. There aren’t many new details, but everything feels so much more intense when it’s conveyed through...
Housekeeping: Pimps y Pervs
Posted in Hedge Funds, Jeffrey Epstein, Feb 06, 2008, 3:20pm
Posted by Bess Levin
I’m not sure when or how we became the mouthpiece of gay pimp Billy Ash but apparently we are and all I’m saying is that we could all do a lot worse. As Mr. Ash’s representative, I’m supposed to tell...
The Evidence Speaks For Itself (But What Is It Saying?)
Posted in Hedge Funds, Jan 29, 2008, 9:58am
Posted by Bess Levin
Gay pimp Billy Ash sent us some photographs last night, two for what appear to be the purpose of protecting former boss Seth Tobias's $25 million estate from the talons of his widow Filomena and one for just straight up...
Seth Tobias's Assistant Needs Our Help
Posted in Hedge Funds, Jan 23, 2008, 4:32pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Earlier today, in the name of justice, gay pimp Billy Ash emailed the latest filings from the Seth Tobias probate case, to a motley crew of recipients that included private investigators, two hedge fund mangers, some fellow pimps, a bunch...
How To Think About Those 75 Basis Points
Posted in Hedge Funds, The How to Think About Series, Jan 22, 2008, 11:45am
Posted by Bess Levin
Earlier this morning, I received the following instant message-"RonBlarneyIsGod (08:58:46 AM): whoa, for a second there it was almost like 1929 again!" Because this person is prone to hyperbole and lies, I ignored it. Then Opening Bell Joe emailed me...
Sure, A "Handbook." Okay.
Posted in Hedge Funds, Jan 18, 2008, 9:20am
Posted by Bess Levin
From: Ask Billy [billy@askbilly.com] To: tips@dealbreaker.com Sent: Friday, January 18, 2008 5:19 AM Subject: 380 CRUSHED AMBIEN FOUND IN FILOMENA'S SAFE!!!! According to court documents, a crime lab chemistry report shows that two Ziploc bags seized from the couple's home...
Let's Get Serious
Posted in Hedge Funds, Jan 17, 2008, 10:57am
Posted by Bess Levin
We're getting flooded by emails from analysts complaining that the posts this morning have a been a bit fluffy, and not the serious business journalism they come to DealBreaker for during the workday. "When I log on to your site,...
Seth Tobias's Murderer Did Not Work Alone
Posted in Hedge Funds, Jan 09, 2008, 10:57am
Posted by Bess Levin
Seth Tobias former personal assistant, Billy Ash, who needs no introduction, has brought what would be a shocking revelation if we weren't talking about the Tobias case to the table that Tobias's widow Filomena served her dearly departed husband his...
