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Say It To His (Jolly, Elfin') Face

Does anyone out there have anything they'd like to say to Vikram Pandit's face but have found it difficult to get past security at 399 Park? Perhaps you're a shareholder, upset about the stock price, or the Treasury Secretary,...

Say It To His Face

As is his wont, Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time has finally weighed in on the toxic assets plan, with a portrait entitled St. Timothy. It looks absolutely nothing like T. Geith, but that's not the point....

Say It To His Face

Yes, the whole Madoff "scandal" seems real but I know you'll all agree that it's not official until Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, chimes in. For those of you waiting, that day has come. We just...

Say It To His Face

If you're downtown and not up to anything today, Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, is displaying his latest masterpiece, "The Fallen Prince," behind Goldman. He's soliciting annotations from various passersby but has also graciously offered to...

Great News

1. The Fed has given Wells Fargo the a-okay on the Wachovia deal, shortening the usual notice period due to "unusual and exigent circumstances affecting the financial markets, the weakened financial condition of Wachovia and all other facts," including the...

Cue Sad Trombone When You Realize The Subject Can Probably No Longer Afford This For His Private Collection

Breathe a collective sigh of relief, ladies--Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, is back with another financial meltdown-themed masterpiece. The latest is of AIG founder and former chairman/CEO Hank Greenberg. "The Annotated AIG" will be on display...

Erin Callan, Come On Down!

Joy! Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, has chimed in with a timely portrait of Richard Severin Fuld. The piece is titled "I am Spartacus" and will be on display in front of Lehman Brothers starting today...

Say It To His Face

Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, will be displaying his latest masterpiece tomorrow behind Goldman Sachs (near the service entrance?) and Wednesday at the NYSE. For those of you who've got something to get off your chests,...

"Annotated Kristen" TK

Not sure what took him so long but Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, has finally finished his latest masterpiece, “Annotated Spitzer.” He’ll be displaying it in front the stock exchange for the next week, before going on...

Hunting Cats Of A Certain Age

Being otherwise detained last evening and unable to attend, we found the only assholes in New York who weren't participating in the greatest spectator of all time, i.e. PocketChangeNYC's Speed Date II, for "Sugar Mamas and Boy Toys"...and sent them...

Gary Coleman's Autographed Track Suit ALSO On Sale

Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time (excuse me, of all time), who brought us such masterpieces as "Big Lloyd I (.6 Billion)" (a rendering of Lloyd Blankfein), "Big Jim I: Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex...

$Honey Gets The Geoffrey Raymond Treatment

Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, who brought us such masterpieces as “Big Lloyd I (.6 Billion)” (a rendering of Lloyd Blankfein), "Big Jim I: Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine" (Jim Cramer), and “Big...