Does Ann Coulter show up to the SEC with her "information" and demand "just two minutes" of Mary Schapiro's time to prove Bank of America is a Ponzi scheme? No! (She's otherwise occupied with more important endeavors.) Earlier: Is...

I'm going to present this one without commentary. To parse it would be to meddle with its genius (genius that, if it's doing its job right, will haunt your dreams). I will however put a few things in bold that...