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Comp Watch '09: JPMorgan
Nov 09, 2009, 10:01am
Posted by Bess Levin
Per a firm-wide email from John Donnelly (global head of HR): "Last year...We put a salary freeze in place for all employees earning above $60,000...We now plan to lift that salary freeze globally as part of our year end performance...
Jamie Dimon: THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARS
Oct 28, 2009, 5:02pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Photos from Jamie Dimon's yearbook at the Browning School have surfaced. While I sit here at my desk not knowing what to do with myself, you do your parts and fill in the standard: "The tie says [this], but...
Jamie Dimon: Heady Days Are Here Again, Come Get Some Money
Oct 27, 2009, 3:31pm
Posted by Bess Levin
J.P. Morgan Chase & Co.'s president and CEO Jamie Dimon was interviewed by Charlie Rose at the Securities Industries and Financial Markets Association's annual meeting on Tuesday, where the Wall Street veteran shared his thoughts on the economy, compensation, markets...
What Movie Did Lloyd Blankfein Quote To Jamie Dimon During Last Year's Crisis?
Oct 06, 2009, 11:29am
Posted by Bess Levin
If you need a hint, the context: Thursday, September 18, 2008. Andrew Ross Sorkin reports in his new book that Lloyd Blankfein had just received an email from one of his traders claiming that JPMorgan was trying to steal Goldman...
Does Jamie Dimon Dream Of Putting Ken Lewis In A Chokehold? Dick Bové Likes To Think So
Sep 30, 2009, 10:00am
Posted by Bess Levin
Yesterday's announcement out of JPMorgan re: who will potentially take over in the event Jamie Dimon "unexpectedly departs or is incapacitated" has those who track such things attempting to figure out what all this means for our favorite Boy Toy...
Help Jamie Dimon Name His Bar 'n Grill
Sep 29, 2009, 1:56pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Many of you have spent countless nights fantasizing about what it would be like getting drunk with Jamie Dimon. But it was just that-- a fantasy that you never imagined would come true. Well, peasants, today comes the thrilling news...
Jamie Dimon: It's Party Time
Jun 09, 2009, 12:01pm
Posted by Bess Levin
No jokes at T. Geith's expense, which is disappointing, but give it time....
What Does Jamie Know That You Don't?
May 04, 2009, 3:50pm
Posted by Equity Private
That as it travels through the galaxy it manages to suck towards its center, all the nearby available mass until, growing and growing, it finally manages attractions of such force that not even bid-ask spreads can escape it. It is......
Slave Driving At JPM
Apr 20, 2009, 12:55pm
Posted by Bess Levin
We maintain that working in the reflected glow of Jamie Dimon, no matter how late at night, is a privilege, but others (e.g. actual employees) don't necessarily see it that way. Remaining non-exempt employees are being forced to go exempt....
JPMorgan May Be Better Than Its Peers But That's Not Good Enough For Mike Mayo
Apr 16, 2009, 10:56am
Posted by Bess Levin
Maybe that sort of shit would fly with, I don't know, Meredith Whitney, but not with this guy. Dimon should count himself lucky it requires too much effort on Mike's part to unshackle the Mayo Jar, which is kept taped...
Letter To Shareholders: Last Edits
Apr 16, 2009, 10:33am
Posted by Equity Private
To LB from JD: Here's my notes from our late night edit session. I've got to send this to the printer posthaste. Let me know what you think or if I missed anything. Let's face it. 2008 blew. In the...
Dimon: Obama Home Loan Modification "Completely Appropriate And Proper"
Mar 11, 2009, 2:02pm
Posted by Equity Private
Boy Toy CEO Jamie Dimon gave "OHLM" the big Dimon endorsement while running a Q&A at the United States Chamber of Commerce just now. A penny for your thoughts, DB...?...
Presented Without Comment: J to the D-I-M-O-N
Jan 29, 2009, 4:29pm
Posted by Equity Private
MARIA BARTIROMO: JAMIE, THANKS FOR JOINING US. JAMIE DIMON: MY PLEASURE. BARTIROMO: CAN YOU CHARACTERIZE WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW IN THIS ECONOMIC SLOWDOWN, IN THIS TIGHT CREDIT ENVIRONMENT? DIMON: YOU KNOW, MARIA, I THINK IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DO...
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
Jan 29, 2009, 10:12am
Posted by Equity Private
JP Morgan has "plenty of capital," thank you very much. And if you people don't stop talking about this nationalization thing, you are going to fuck the whole thing up for us. Someone should just rewrite Basel II, make a...
Bearpont Morgan Mutual Back On The Table?
Sep 16, 2008, 10:59am
Posted by Bess Levin
Not content to allow Ken Lewis be named King of Wall Street, and walk around town flashing the sceptor that comes with, Jamie Dimon is expected to be making a bid for Washington Mutual, which was cut to junk last...
Consider The Swag
Sep 03, 2008, 11:30am
Posted by Bess Levin
It feels like we've been discussing this for decades so let's just decide once and for all which sounds best and do it already: Stearns Morgan Mutual, JPMorgovia, Trust JPM Cayne, or Bearpont Morgan Express. Takeover Targets? [Fortune]...
Alan Schwartz's Batcyle Requires A Sidecar
Aug 05, 2008, 10:17am
Posted by Bess Levin
Any Wall Street veteran worth his salt knows that the most important weapon with which to line his arsenal is a fall guy. Inevitably he's going to fuck enough shit up that someone's going to have to get fired...
Things At JPM Too Awkward For Schwartz To Stick Around
Jul 31, 2008, 10:13am
Posted by Bess Levin
Charlie Gasparino reports that former Bear CEO Alan "We've Got Liquidity Coming Out Of Every Orifice" Schwartz will leave Bearpont Morgan Stearns at the end of the summer. Schwartz has apparently been "working on some deals" at Bearpont, but decided--as...
Layoffs Watch '08: JPMorgan
Jul 15, 2008, 10:55am
Posted by Bess Levin
Bearpont Morgan Stearns is said to be canning fifteen percent of its research staff this week. Severance is two months plus two weeks for every year with the firm....
Admit Nothing!
Jul 14, 2008, 12:31pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Sue Herera, Dennis Kneale: Are we fueling the fire [by talking about the companies that are next likely to fail]? Steve Liesman: No, we need to talk about this....
