A review of "fair value" accounting promises to be a long, painful procedure that not only carries with it the possibility of severe and potentially deadly infection, but entails a long recovery time and is likely to reveal any number...

You will be relieved to know that this whole subprime thing is WAY overblown. I have it on good authority. I know what you are thinking. Really, good authority. Oh yeah? How about the Bank of England? Yeah, that Bank...