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Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!

The Dollar Dominatrix turns the big 4-0 today. Apparently there's going to be a big bash at the MDubs Advisory Group later today set to include---spoiler alert-- a Vikram-shaped piñata. In the meantime, let's put our heads together and come...

Meredith Whitney: "The Market Makes No Sense To Me"

Related? Citi: We Literally Have No Idea What Mike Mayo Is Talking About...

Come And Get It

Earlier: Introducing The Meredith Whitney Advisory Group Meredith Whitney Discusses Her New Shop: There Will Be Cookies...

Jim Cramer Now Taking On Dollar Dominatrix, Fantasizing About Her In Pigtails

Oh, don't think for a second this mean he's finished with Nouriel Roubini, he's just spreading the love/hate around. To recap: last month Cramer said that Roubs was "intoxicated" with his own "prescience and vision." Roubini responded with "Cramer is...

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Deathmatch: Whitney v. Obama

This is a match we want tickets to. Pitting the Dollar Dominatrix against Obama and the Economic Superfriends promises to be the battle of the decade. In the right corner, "the top talent will drain out like nothing you've heard...

Live Blogging The Dollar Dominatrix

Seems timely to hear from the FinFemDom with the Dow down 570 575 585 after the Paulson talk. Only Meredith would call J.P. Morgan "Very, very expensive." Meredith "Being negative only gets you so far." Meredith, we barely knew ye!...

We're Having A Special On Recession Release Denial Right Now

There are clearly two constants in the new epoch of American poli-finance. Daily Obama press conferences and monthly admonitions from financial dominatrix Meredith Whitney. The latest target: the U.S. credit card industry, which, with a crack of the whip and...

Power Couples: "Bank slayer and the ring king"

[click to view] WWE Raw's John Layfield injects a little credibility in Oppenheimer analyst Meredith Whitney's career. Tomorrow: Citi analyst Ron Blarney and his wife, star of VH1's new reality TV show, "Lakes and Valleys."...

Say It. Just Say It.

Bartiromo: CAN LEHMAN SURVIVE THIS? Whitney: I -- I THINK -- I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. Future Of Financials [CNBC]...

Meredith Whitney's Husband Stages Dramatic Intepretation Of Her Assault On Citi

Remember way back in the day, when Meredith Whitney made a name for herself-- Dollar Dominatrix-- by downgrading the big C, and she got a few "fuck you, bitch" emails from investors and her husband, pro-wrestler-cum-liquid Viagra distributor John Layfield...

Meredith Whitney Ingratiates Herself To Wachovia Chief

Dollar Dominatrix Meredith Whitney has probably not made a lot of friends with her sack-rippingly bad reports. Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain, always up for a heel in his ass, is not much of a fan of the Oppenheimer analyst,...

Wachovia Demands Retraction From Dollar Dominatrix

We're listening to the Meredith Whitney conference call right now, but while we patiently wait for the Q&A during which we'll ask what everyone else is thinking-- have you ever killed person?-- here's something interesting, considering that while DD's victims...

Dollar Dominatrix Does Her Thing

Oppenheimer analyst Meredith Whitney cut her second quarter earnings estimates for Merrill Lynch and Citigroup today, predicting that the firms will lose $4.21 a share and $1.25 a share, respectively, and take writedowns of $5.8 billion and $12.2 billion. Whitney...

Credit Where Credit Is Due: Mayo Was Technically The First To Defecate All Over Citi

We're all for unrelenting mockery of the Citi that never sleeps. That much should be obvious. But can we get a ruling on how much longer the story about Dollar Dominatrix Meredith Whitney downgrading the C in October is allowed...

Meredith Whitney Is Not Well

We suggested last week that Oppenheimer analyst and erstwhile Citi hater Meredith Whitney had grown tired of Panditville. Her last report, in which she concluded, "We wish [Citi's] management team all the best in their ambitious endeavors, but we fear...

Is Meredith Whitney Finished With Citi?

We casually mentioned yesterday that perhaps Oppenheimer analyst Meredith Whitney ought cut the stand-up from her Citi reports, but only because we think her bits are much (more unintentionally) funnier when she lets the facts (“We’ve got a horrible slogan,”...

You Big Money Idea Of The Day: Citi

Listen, we talk a lot of shit about Citi here, and I highly doubt that’s going to stop any time soon. But let’s just all agree that the C’s got a new contrarian indicator and she’s telling us to buy....

Layoffs Watch '08: Citi

A "decent amount" of banking associates were apparently laid off at Citi yesterday afternoon. No word on packages, or if Meredith Whitney cackled when she heard the news (according to sources at the 'group, the firm now calls up the...

Buy, Hold, Sell, Subjugate

Very exciting news for those of you like your analysis spicy, and delivered with whip and chain: your favorite analyst, and mine, has been promoted! Oppenheimer dollar dominatrix Meredith Whitney was made an MD yesterday. This means two things: the...