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S(W/J)F Seeks Hedge Fund Manager For Long Walks On Fifth Avenue, Aiding And Abetting
Feb 11, 2009, 10:03am
Posted by Equity Private
Picking up the right hedge fund manager is a challenge, and you better be really committed because "stand by your man" doesn't mean what it used to: The Acting United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, announced...
How To Properly Escape Capture Following Your Massive (or Relatively Massive) Financial Fraud: A Dealbreaker Guide:
Jan 13, 2009, 10:53am
Posted by Equity Private
Disappointed by the alarming dearth of intelligence in the modern criminal mind, and with the eventual goal of providing more interesting and alluring white-collar crime mysteries for our readers, we have developed this guide in order to give the modern...
Fire Up Your TiVos: This Is The One We've Been Waiting For
Sep 05, 2008, 10:57am
Posted by Bess Levin
Holy fucking hell I can barely type this as I am shaking in excitement and definitely suffering from a decrease in oxygen to the brain as a result of hyperventilating-inducing euphoria. Tonight, at 10 PM, Dateline will be airing...
Sam Israel About 70 Percent Sure Plan To Flee Will Go Off Without A Hitch This Time
Aug 07, 2008, 10:39am
Posted by Bess Levin
Listen, I know Federal District Court Judge Kenneth Karas *had* to inquire as to whether or not Sam Israel was sane enough to enter into a guilty plea for bail jumping in June because he didn't want to go...
Sam Israel Pleads Guilty To Fleeing, Plans Escape No. 2?
Aug 06, 2008, 12:32pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Former hedge fund manager-cum-performance artist Samuel Israel III who faked his own death this summer because he didn't want to go to jail is set to plead guilty to bail-jumping this afternoon. The industry's biggest M*A*S*H fan and only (known)...
Own A Piece Of Egret-Loving History
Jul 29, 2008, 9:09am
Posted by Bess Levin
This is the one we've been waiting for, people. Manhattan Federal Judge Colleen McMahon, none too pleased with the stunts pulled by Sam Israel, is taking away his toys. McMahon signed a preliminary agreement yesterday demanding the industry's biggest M*A*S*H...
Samuel Israel: *Victim* Of Fraud
Jul 16, 2008, 11:22am
Posted by Bess Levin
This is fantastically rich(er than the now destitute Bayou Group investors Sam Israel screwed back in the day): in 2004, desperate to raise money to save his fund, the industry's biggest M*A*S*H fan turned to a man named Robert Booth...
Caption Contest Thursday
Jul 03, 2008, 9:48am
Posted by Bess Levin
He grew the beard for the egret and the verdict? The egret likes. [NYT]...
Sam Israel Surrenders
Jul 02, 2008, 10:32am
Posted by Bess Levin
CNBC reports that Sam Israel III, the convicted former hedge fund manager who no one believed committed suicide after he failed to show up to start serving a 20-year sentence for defrauding clients of a bunch o' money, has...
He Could Be ANYWHERE
Jun 18, 2008, 10:15am
Posted by Bess Levin
It's going to be a great day and let me tell you why: Page Six reports that not-dead former hedge fund manager Samuel Israel believed in time travel and before the hours got crazy over at his Ponzi-scheme, spent nights...
Help Us Solve The Case
Jun 17, 2008, 2:28pm
Posted by Bess Levin
The U.S. Marshals Service is still hot on the trail of Sam Israel III, the convicted former hedge fund manger who no one believes committed suicide. A wanted poster from last week noted that the industry's biggest M*A*S*H fan...
Goverment Agency Officially Not Buying Sam Israel's Suicide
Jun 16, 2008, 5:26pm
Posted by Bess Levin
The U.S. Marshals Service told Bloomberg this afternoon that re: convicted hedge fund manager Sam Israel, "suicide has been ruled out," and that the industry's biggest M*A*S*H fan has been declared a fugitive. A spokeswoman for Manhattan U.S. Attorney Michael...
Here's A Tip-Off You Maybe Shouldn't Give This Fund Your Money: AOL Address
Jun 13, 2008, 3:32pm
Posted by Bess Levin
We spoke with the U.S. Marshall's office earlier and, sadly, at this time, they've yet to put a bounty on Samuel Israel III's head, but at least one enterprising vulture stands to make some dosh off of the hedge...
