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Steve On Steve: The Most Magical Night Of ALL TIME
Nov 20, 2009, 12:40pm
Posted by Bess Levin
A few weeks ago I told you to mark your calendars for the social event of the year. At the time I said it was the SAC Capital Giant Balloon Inflation Party. I lied. The balloon blowing is still going...
Steve Cohen Spits In Ken Lewis's Face
Nov 17, 2009, 8:22am
Posted by Jon Shazar
Will the indignities heaped upon Bank of America never end? It can't find anybody who is willing to step into the considerable--if dirty--shoes of the inimitable Ken Lewis. Its former CFO just got canned for helping to run GMAC Financial...
An Additional Message From Steve Cohen (Demo Included)
Nov 12, 2009, 3:39pm
Posted by Bess Levin
For most of this week, our singular mission has been to defend the most majestic hedge fund in all the land, vis-à-vis the hideous suggestion they may have been tainted by the insider trading scandal du jour. Our message has...
A Follow Up Message From Steve Cohen's Magic Kingdom
Nov 11, 2009, 1:16pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Yesterday, together as a joint effort, we and SAC cleared the most majestic hedge fund in all the land of any possible wrongdoing vis-à-vis the insider trading case du jour. First, the firm conducted its own thorough investigation of the...
A Reminder From Steve Cohen
Nov 10, 2009, 12:35pm
Posted by Bess Levin
The events of last week, wherein the most majestic hedge fund in all the land was implicated in the insider trading scandal du jour, were deeply distressing to us all. While SAC was reviewing the trades in question, and, thankfully,...
Allen Stanford Suffers Another Blow, George Soros Not So Much
Oct 02, 2009, 1:29pm
Posted by Bess Levin
This one didn't come at the hands of a fellow inmate but everyone on the inside would be wise to stay out of Sir Stan's way to today, as odds are he is in a mood. One word-- and I...
Fat, Idle Fingers Are The Devil's Workshop
Nov 14, 2008, 1:21pm
Posted by Equity Private
With SAC gone mostly to cash and no idiotic traders to berate 15 hours a day, our favorite Steve has had to find other environments to dominate, other minions to tower over (around) and belittle. The Greenwich Planning and Zoning...
'Vanity Fair' Can't Keep Its Middle-Aged Jews Named Steve Cohen Straight
Sep 03, 2008, 12:15pm
Posted by Bess Levin
Earlier this morning an absolutely flummoxed Dealbreaker wondered aloud how SAC Capital founder Steve Cohen could have possibly been placed in the completely demeaning slot of 99 (out of 100) on Vanity Fair's annual ranking of the most 'Influential' people...
Hirst Still Playing Elaborate Joke On Hedge Fund Community
Posted in Art, Jul 29, 2008, 10:00am
Posted by Bess Levin
Hey there aspiring Little Steves-- nows your chance to sidle up to the big guy and remark, "Looks like we have the same taste in art, though mine clearly veers a little more towards the Renaissance Fair-inspired, gay works."...
Victory At SAC: EEOC Says, 'Hormones Do Not Sexual Harassment Make'
Posted in SAC Capital, Apr 30, 2008, 4:00pm
Posted by Bess Levin
CNBC’s Senior Testes-cum-Ovaries Correspondent Charlie Gasparino reports that the Federal Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has closed its investigation of allegations made by a former SAC Capital employee that his superior forced him to take female hormone pills. Junior trader Andrew...
Why Isn't American Apparel Beset By Activists?
Apr 22, 2008, 2:15pm
Posted by Equity Private
In July of 2005, "Endeavor Acquisition Corporation (A Development Stage Enterprise) was formed in Delaware. Just before Christmas 2005, the company raised around $130 million in a "blank check" IPO, as a "Special Purpose Acquisition Company," effectively a promise to...
The Most Awesome DealBreaker Contest Ever Today
Apr 15, 2008, 2:36pm
Posted by Bess Levin
As you know, JPMorgan is extending the welcome wagon to a very, very select group of Bear Stearns employees, which may include Alan Schwartz and will most definitely exclude the disabled. New “hires” are said to be receiving gift baskets...
