Speaking of reasons you should asked to be fired: it wasn't included in the recent treatise on how a ban on color copies will make up for zillions in losses, but the paper at Citi's 390 Greenwich Street "mysteriously went...

According to a well-caffeinated incoming analyst at Bearpont Morgan Chase, Jamie Dimon's henchmen in HR fired at least a handful of new hires for falling asleep during training to make up for last year's overhiring....