The Church of Federal Reservology today proclaimed all but one of the country's biggest banks clear of all the engrams caused by the late economic crisis. It took $77 billion--slightly more than the $74.6 billion the Church predicted--worth of auditing...

The long hours, the fake returns-- it all ate away at him pretty badly. Mostly it was the constant fear that today would be the day the rètards at the Securities and Exchange Commission would slip and fall on the...

So, I guess it's entirely possible that Danny Pang, the subject of an insanely long profile in today's Wall Street Journal is a stand-up individual running a completely legit private equity business. Perhaps, what with all the Madoffs and the...