Comments of the Week

Comments of The Week

Useful:
RE: Hedge Fund To DealBreaker: Please Shut Up!
Anonymous: You guys are assholes. really. Just let them move on already. Why do you get pleasure in mocking people who are trying to get on with their lives?
Entertaining:
RE: The Famed Solengo Brochure
Larry: I wish I could put money in this fund.He will do great. He is a great trader. Now that his ego has been checked his best days are ahead!!!!!!
Usefultaining:
RE: Solengo Imbroglio: A Plausible Theory
Percy Walker: Securities Law 101:
1. Fund Manager to Potential Investor to Media = OK (but lawyer will advise you to pretend like you give a shit that it was disclosed).
2. Fund Manger to Media = Not OK (Must “cool off” to continue with offering (up to 6 months if your lawyer is extremely anal and the disclosure particularly flattering)).
Old media trick: call manager to confirm that poor performance numbers you are about to publish are correct. Un-savvy manager will give actual performance numbers to avoid disclosure of unflattering info. and unwittingly force delay in its offering.
BS
RE: Hedge Fund To DealBreaker: Please Shut Up!
anon: Did the Reuters article get your name wrong? I thought it was Bess Levin, not Beth Levin.
Pepsi:
RE: Extorted Mystery Exec Solved!
Current PBG Employee: The IT dept should have caught Gary using the co computer for perv activities. They don’t seem too competent to me.
Solengo:
RE: Solegno Seeks Court Order To Strip DealBreaker Of Brochure
Bend5: I don’t know why their brochure didn’t include a picture of the guy holding a big fish?

Comments of The Week

pepsipete.jpgUseful:
RE:Help Us Take Down The Preacher Man Today
Jason G.: CNBC allows you to enter the contest more than once, as long as you use a different email address for each entry… Take every long shot you can find and a few hours of setting up gmail accounts and you’ll win.
My money is on Loyola over Notre Dame (field hockey).
Entertaining:
RE:Help Us Take Down The Preacher Man Today
Shelley: “Stephen Collins. Yes, the father from 7th Heaven. We’ve mentioned him before and now we’re telling you this: we need to beat this guy. No. We need to destroy him. Why? Because he drove Jessica Biel to pornography so she could get out of her contract with The WB (actually we’re told by some in the office that this was a good thing but we’re too deep into this to turn back now so Stephen Collins it is), that’s why”
THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD – I AM A FAN OF THIS SHOW – SHE WANTED OUT, STEPHEN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HER DECISION TO DO THAT – IF YOU READ SOME COMMENTS BY HER SHE SAID SHE POSED FOR THAT MAGAZINE SHE DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE GOING TO DO THAT – BUT THAT’S FINE, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BLAME SOMEONE, BLAME JESSICA – SINCE STEPHEN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
THIS IS JUST DISGUSTING.
Usefultaining:
RE: Citigroup’s Chuck Prince Gets More Money, Still No Working Fireplace
Anonymous: I think that my mom did the lease modification that allowed that fireplace. It was absurdly expensive (even back then) and rarely got used.
BS:
RE:–
(Everything said this week was completely valid. Even from you, Zbignew.)
Pepsi:
RE:Extorted Exec Mystery Solved!
Current PBG Employee: Dear Anonymous, if you are so well adjusted then why are you looking at this site? Take your own advise [sic] and find something else to do or enjoy how messed up this family is and look forward to something esle [sic] coming from Niki.

Comments of The Week

Useful:
RE:Getting To Know You
Lord Marchmain: Aren’t “Beta Fish” those haggard, pathetic-looking creatures sold in pet shops that sit motionless in their stagnant aquarium bowls for hours at a time…? If so, ouch!
Entertaining:
RE:Getting To Know You
Zbignew: I cast one write in vote for “If John Carney were an animal, he would be a pangolin.”
Usefultaining:
RE:BREAKING NEWS – Church Involved in Backdating Scandal
Culprit: Please change the name of your website to backdatinginfo.com. Everyday there is at least one post on backdating. Seriously, its only mildly significant and surely does not merit 257869 posts by Carney and Bess.
BS:
RE:Marc Rich’s Lawyer Convicted!
S. Flyte: I’m amused to read that you chaps (and chapettes) at DealBreaker.com are drinking Chateau Mouton Rothschild. It indicates good taste. But it also helps explain the occasionally incoherent, sloppily-written posts.
Pepsi:
RE: Extorted Exec Mystery Solved!
KAt coulter: oh really bitch? cause it was me that wrote those so if u want to blame those on the family then go ahead casue then ur [sic] dissing my family

Comments of the Week (of last week)

Useful:
RE: Connecticut Still Pondering How To Make Love To Hedge Funds While Hating Them
Bulging Bracket: No. A government regulation will actually exacerbate the problem that it proposes to solve, make the jurisdiction poorer, entrench establish interests, and increases costs. I see you’re using that evil logic based analysis again, rather than just accepting the press releases of the politicians as obviously valid like good people do.
Time to move to London, where even the socialists know not to mess with the Hedgies.
Entertaining:
RE: My Name Is John Carney, And I’ve Come To Reclaim DealBreaker
the guys in the house behind your office: I’m looking at your desk, and you’re not there, you phony. “Back at DealBreaker” a bit of an exaggeration, huh? Also, is that a kilt?
Usefultaining:
RE: You Have Two Cows…
not TOO bright, though: “We like to be the bright ones who make every [sic] smile and laugh.”
BS:
RE: SpotMarket: Brian Hunter At Sparks
Last Man Standing: I hear she likes Smirnoff Rasberry.
Pepsi:
RE: Extorted Exec Mystery Solved!
Albert: does gary drive a silver bmw SUV? I think I saw him pick up a portugese looking hooker on spring street in danbury very recently. I was coming out of a ‘friend’s’ house in the middle of the day and he picked her up right in front of me.

DealBreaker Comments of The Week (of Last Week)

Useful:
RE: Blind Item
clancavebear: What appears to be poor judgment and timing does not necessarily mean an affair occurred.
Entertaining:
RE:The Blogger Wishes to Say a Word…Caaaaaaaaarrrrrrnnnneeeeeyyyyy!
L’Emmerdeur: Happy Birthday, you fucking drama queen. I would’ve visited you in the hospital, but I heard there were lines – LINES – to see you, with a velvet rope and bouncers and everything, so I figured “Fuck that asshole, he’s already too popular for his own good, let the sycophants have him, I’ll drink this Bottle o’ VSOP on my own”.
Now stop showing off, and get back to work.
Usefultaining:
RE: Further Piecing Together This Morning’s Code Red
Zbignew: Money can’t buy love, but it can rent really good looking eastern european teenagers.
BS:
RE: Wii the Piiple
WordHumper: Super Mario Humpscapade? Suspicious.
Pepsi:
RE:Extorted Exec Mystery Solved!
MG:It’s quiet here. Maybe a little too quiet. Frankly, it’s making me nervous. Anyone else get the feeling that the Michigan gang has loaded itself into a panel van full of numchucks and baseball bats and is driving East?! Or maybe the Westchester crowd is using all seats – including the optional third road seating – in their Lexus SUV – and heading west with lacrosse and field hockey sticks? I just hope someone has a camera rolling when Zana and Barbie “meet out back.”
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DealBreaker Comments of The Week

Though we admit this to few and far between, if you must know, you’re reading a blog written by extremely self-absorbed, narcissistic people. We write the site so that we can then go back and read what we have to say, as opposed to having to read other people’s stuff. But recent personal events have caused us to turn over a new leaf, or, you know, at least half-heartedly try. So we’re starting a new feature wherein we turn the site over to you. Each Friday, we’ll be presenting you with a rundown of the best things you’ve had to say this week, meaning your best comments, as determined by us (we said half-heartedly). They’ll be broken down into four categories: Useful, entertaining, usefultaining and BS. Let’s begin.
Useful:
RE: Planespotting: Handicapable
Paul: he’s lying–someone who’s really injured knows that jameson’s is better with morphine (and vice versa)
RE: Opening Bell: 1.16.07
Lee D: Hedge fund registration here is a pretty big non-event, since securities enforcement is really, really slack in the Great White North. The only people who ever get taken down are Financial Planners *cough* who commit outright theft. It takes a lot of plain old fraud to get the Provincial Authorities to sit up and take notice.
Al Rosen’s columns are nice and vitriolic about the state of enforcement here:
http://www.canadianbusiness.com/columnists/al_rosen/index.jsp
Entertaining:
RE: Extorted Exec Mystery Solved!
offfm: anonymous of 1/18…great blog! you got it all correct…I agree with you that Brooke, daughter of Barbie and step dad, Tracy, wrote with integrity and respect and Nikki, daughter of Dana/Zana & Gary is disrespectful and potty-mouth…check out the comment of 12/18 probably from Dana/Zana calling Barbie a slut, when she is sleeping around with a married doctor and Gary is picking up young girls as old as his daughters..who’s a slut?? look in the mirror… the only person who would call Barbie a slut would be Dana/Zana..
Usefultaining:
RE: Shorter DealBreaker
Don’t Mess With John Carney: Carney, I’m going to hunt down the guy (or gal) who did this to you and teach him (or her) a lesson he’ll (or she’ll) never forget:
http://wordhumper.blogspot.com/2007/01/wordhumper-exclusive.html
BS:
RE: By Request: The Legendary Farewell Letter
Anonymous: Bess, if Elizabeth keeps posting gems like this, I might develop a massive crush on her and let her supplant you in my heart.