Ok while we wait for DB's (pretend) IT guy to get his sh!t together, might as well bring the convo over here...
so, over/under on further frantic action from Leh, next Monday, any takers?
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DB needs a new IT guy/intern/slave
Posted by Anal_yst, Sep 10, 2008, 12:11pm
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posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 1:18PM
if stock closes down on day i'm not sure if it can last till the weekend to do something
posted by AJ
Sep 10, 2008 1:19PM
Bessikins, the continue reading link on the murder at lehman post doesn't work eitehr
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 1:22PM
I believe in Karma. Our collective inability to post comments is a sign. Truly, be helpful or be silenced.
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 1:24PM
Anal_yst - genius idea, have been suffering DB withdrawal today! LEH: Monday, over
posted by whatelseisgoingon
Sep 10, 2008 1:30PM
Fuld just put some pig lipstick on his Palin... or something...
FACE
posted by MuniShe
Sep 10, 2008 1:36PM
Im with blndbnker, entertain us.
Today is slow and my tix keep erroring out, apparently DB isnt the only one having tech problems.
Big news seems to come out on Sunday, wait to see til then.
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 1:37PM
WaMu friday (which should take care of most of the FDIC's available funds). LEH next monday/teusday.
However, every hour that goes by without the sale of 1/2 of NB being done, shortens their shelf life.
To late to get rid of Fuld. SHould have happened 2 monthes ago.
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 1:38PM
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Sep 10, 2008 1:40PM
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posted by FUNdamental
Sep 10, 2008 1:42PM
I vote we all just go to the seaport for oyster shots on the pier and enjoy a perfect day.
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 1:50PM
what a clusterfuck (LEH, not DB). The issue is risk mismanagement and long term solvency, not short term liquidity.
I don't see how raising more capital will benefit the equity holders.
posted by blndebnker
Sep 10, 2008 1:59PM
I'm with FUN. I'd do anything to get out of this hell hole right now.
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 1:59PM
I very much like this talk about food.
Please describe to me your perfect meal-What, when, and with whom.
posted by John Carney
Sep 10, 2008 2:01PM
It's Extreme Makeover: Gasparino.
Who suggested oyster shots? I'm all for it With permalinks and comments broken this is much less fun. Also, how many times can I write "first! first! first!" about calling the Lehman sells half story yesterday? I'm bored with my own self-satisfaction.
Entertain me. Mayo. First. Shamwow. Vince Offer.
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 2:04PM
"how many times can I write "first! first! first!" about calling the Lehman sells half story yesterday? I'm bored with my own self-satisfaction."
me too
posted by FUNdamental
Sep 10, 2008 2:04PM
@ blnde - case of the Mondays there chica?
Carney, I'll take the credit for oyster shots, we can make yours with whiskey if you'd rather.
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 2:13PM
blnde: agreed. we were debating heading to a wednesday strip club lunch buffet. you in?
I guess oyster shots work too though!
Carney: you should pat yourself on the back. gaspo gave you a nice shoutout at 8:15 this morning on that call. Good job man!
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 2:15PM
@2:13-- no oysters, it's strip club for legs and eggs or nothing.
also, 2:04 is a liar.
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 2:18PM
@Dealbreaker staff
Your RSS feed is also messed up. All links end up at http://dealbreaker.com/error.php
posted by I am a Dude
Sep 10, 2008 2:19PM
first the LSE and now DB going dark, whats this world coming to?
posted by I am a Dude
Sep 10, 2008 2:21PM
maybe you can get Mordy the chinaman to take a look at your problem
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 2:25PM
@2:15- sweetness!
@2:17- I'm sure! well with commenting down there's not much else for him to do.
-2:13
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 2:33PM
Not seeing any great suggestions on where we're all getting together to gloat over the downfall of DB.
any females want to suggest something? girl, blnd?
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 2:36PM
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posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 2:40PM
carney, you should have used more of your budget on IT services and a little less on panty-grams and we would not have had this problem
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 2:41PM
@2:33- just that anyone who is so obsessed w/ db that they can't take not commenting and use this fake commenting community section to do so probably shoudln't 'gloat about the fall of db'
posted by Anal_yst
Sep 10, 2008 2:45PM
also can't wait to get out of here today (or really any day for that matter), can't.keep.eyes.open...
posted by blndebnker
Sep 10, 2008 2:49PM
@FUN - EVERYDAY is Monday here. I literally can't believe I have to go to work when I wake up in the morning.
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 2:57PM
carney, you should invite us all the DB HQ to watch the Bess Levin Bat miztva video
posted by blndebnker
Sep 10, 2008 3:17PM
@guest - These days, a whole lot of nothing. I'm just really bored. Need a new challenge. Bad market for such a request.
posted by guest
Sep 10, 2008 1:06PM
Spamwow first!