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RupertMurdochNewsCorpBidForDowJonesAsStatusContest.jpgWe saw a few new twists in the tale of News Corp’s attempt to acquire Dow Jones & Co. over the weekend. The most notable, mentioned in today’s Opening Bell, was the outburst from the Ottaways—whose name nicely conveys their message to Rupert Murdoch to stay “outta the way” of Dow Jones. The Ottaways are the other family in the Dow Jones saga, holding around 6% of the Class B shares and heaps and heaps of the common shares. Since those Class B shares have ten times the voting power of common shares, the Ottaways control around 5.2% of the total voting power of the shareholders.
A different type of shareholder also made her opinion of the deal known. Nora Vides of Ridgefield, N.J.—described by the (News Corp owned) New York Post as a “small shareholder” and by Gawker editor Alex Balk as “a whiny bitch from New Jersey” (probably the ultimate Gawker put down)—filed suit in Manhattan Supreme Court claiming the Bancroft family is “unlawfully” refusing to consider News Corp’s bid.

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screwedcrackcharttoast.JPGVonage warned yesterday that it’s troubles with Verizon have it teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, more or less prompting everyone in the world who doesn’t own stock in the company to say “we told you so.” Even as Vonage went public last year, skeptical observers and short sellers have been tearing into the company’s prospects. Until now, Vonage management’s statements have made it sound like they were born with rose-tinted glasses in their mouths.
Since the initial public offering, Vonage’s shares have dropped more than 80 percent. They are locked in a life-or-death patent infringement case against Verizon.
Over at the Motley Fool, Dave Mock greets the news with mock-shock and horror.

Absolutely stunned. That was my reaction to Internet telephony provider Vonageadmitting in its recent 10-K filing that it could be forced into bankruptcy at the behest of legal attacks from the likes of rival Verizon Communications. Who would have thought it could end like this?

We actually dropped Vonage, more or less, from DealBreaker commentary sometime last year. Our graphic–representing Vonage screwed on crack, toast, and in a freefall–was simply too cluttered to keep up with the company’s bad news.

Vonage 10-K
[SEC]
No Surprise From Vonage [Motley Fool]

  • 09 Apr 2007 at 1:35 PM
  • Companies

Bill and Warren At Hooters

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Apparently this is a very old story but it’s one that’s news to us: Warren Buffett and Bill Gates eat free at Hooters for life. Last October, the story goes, Warren and Bill had the excellent adventure of hanging out with Berkshire Hathaway’s board of directors at Hooters.
As far as we can tell, this story and the photograph are for real.* Strangely, Warren Buffett does not return our phone calls.**
We’re sorry we didn’t bring this story to you earlier. We’re totally firing the intern we have assigned to monitor the Hooters website.
Oh, and Warren is totally working on the railroads these days, too.
* Editor’s Note: But who knows? It’s amazing what the kids can do with photoshop these days.
**Note to Liz Claman: Put a good word in with Warren for us. We’re not exactly sorry we asked whether he was going to Hell but we don’t think a good inquiry into the damnation of his soul should really get between us. After all, we were good enough to print his response!


World’s Two Richest Men Can Eat for Free at Hooters
[Hooters]

Chrysler: Blackstone To Strike First?

Chrysler Detroit.jpgBlackstone may submit a bid for the Chrysler group as early as today, the Detroit News reported this morning. As of late last night no bids had been received, the paper said. Earlier reports had indicated that the bids were due on Thursday. Blackstone is said to be working with Centerbridge Partners on a joint bid.
So what happened to that Thursday deadline? In our experience, the people who actually work at private equity shops are loathe to submit bids on Thursdays, so this isn’t that surprising. The problem with the Thursday bid is that it gives the sellers all day Friday to consider the bid, and raises the possibility that a second round of bidding might start as early as Saturday or Sunday. A good Friday afternoon bid probably frees up the weekend, since a response probably won’t come in until Monday.

Chrysler suitors rush to make bids
[Detroit News]

One of the more creative Enron lawsuits was dismissed by a Manhattan federal judge yesterday. The plaintiffs were shareholders of JPMorgan Chase who said they bought the stock because of the company’s reputation for integrity and financial discipline but had been deceived because JPMorgan Chase was helping Enron, a major client. You can see how free-wheeling this kind of liability could get–and how it would really amount to a requirement that banks police all their clients for fraud.
Ever wonder how those science fiction worlds where the banks run their own police forces get started? Well, now we know. And we’re glad we don’t yet have to welcome our new banking police masters. Yet.
We will admit that there is some evil part of our brains that is sorry to see this lawsuit go. It’s the part that is going to miss the spectacle of JPMorgan arguing that it had not overstated its own reputation for integrity. They could have done this in two ways. First, by arguing that they fully deserved a high reputation, but our lawyer friends tell us that this would have been almost impossible to prove. Second, by arguing that their reputation wasn’t really all that. You know, the “look, bitch, you knew I was a snake when you picked me up” defense. This also might not have been the way JP Morgan wanted to go, either. But it sure would have been fun to watch them squirm between the unprovable and the unpalatable.
Enron Class-Action Suit Is Dismissed
[Reuters in NYT]

googtubelogo3.JPGOkay. Here’s a little story. Around a year ago we were doing a lot of freelance writing, growing unpersuasive facial hair and trying to figure out what to do with ourselves now that we had bailed out of the world of high yield finance. One of the things that kept us entertained during this period was a quirky little online video sharing community called YouTube.
We liked it so much we even pitched a story about it to the New York Times. To our surprise, the Times loved the idea and told us to bring them a story in two weeks. This turned out to be harder than we thought, in part because the users of the still young YouTube community were very wary of outsiders emailing them and asking questions.
One then-prominent YouTuber answered our inquiries with this:

But how can i REALLY know you’re from the new york times? you know, strangers on-line tend to lie…
Example: sometimes when they say that they are female when they are chatting … they are really male… ;)
I hope you understand where i’m coming from…

But by far our favorite response was this one:

lol NY Times, ok dude. Sure I’ll call you, then next thing I know we’re in the back seat of your car behind a McDonald’s and you claim that you ‘forgot’ the rubbers but it’s okay because you’ve ‘had a vasectomy’ and your case of scabies has ‘cleared up’.
The Wall Street Journal would’ve been a better line.

We did finally get the story, and it ran in the Times under the headline “People Who Watch People: Lost in an Online Hall of Mirrors.” It was a bright and shining moment in our fledgling freelance writing career. Not only had we landed a byline in the Times, we had written one of the first articles in a mainstream media outlet about a cutting edge technology we were sure was going to be huge. We were journalists, cutting-edge, trend-defining journalists. And we were very happy about it.
Then Google bought YouTube. And even the receptionist got rich. Suddenly writing about cutting edge technologies didn’t seem like such a bright idea.
The next time we discover the Next Big Thing we’re not pitching anyone any damn stories about it. We’re going to work for them. Even if it means we’re sorting the mail or ordering post-it notes. Because it is just too expensive not to be Shannon Hermes.

YouTube’s making millionaires in the lower ranks
[MarketWatch via CrossingWallStreet]

malcolmgladwell2.jpgWow. It wasn’t long-ago that Malcolm Gladwell was a media darling. Critical remarks on his writing came from only a few sources, including federal judge Richard Posner and writer Steve Sailer’s blog. But now he’s gone and challenged one of the central myths of our times–the Myth of Enron Evil–and all bets are off. The Times‘ Joe Nocera published a long, critical piece on Saturday (which we missed because, well, who reads the Times on Saturdays?).
(By the way, when we refer to the Myth of Enron Evil we don’t mean to imply that the folks running Enron did nothing wrong. By calling it a “myth” we simply mean to indicate how important it has become to the way people think. It has reached iconic, legendary almost religious status. Even though much of what people are angry at Enron for has little to do with the wrong-doing at the company.)
Anyway, here’s an excerpt of Nocera’s critique of Gladwell:

Mr. Gladwell makes much of Enron’s use of so-called special-purpose entities — those supposed “independent” partnerships that were run by the company’s chief financial officer, Andrew S. Fastow. Those entities, Mr. Gladwell argues, are incredibly complicated, and Enron’s were more complex than most. Mr. Gladwell calls them examples of Enron’s “recklessness and incompetence,” but not an example of inadequate disclosure. Even if Enron had publicly disclosed every page of every special-purpose entity, he says, it would have made no difference; they were just too convoluted.
This, however, is where he runs off the rails. Yes, the fact that the entities were run by “a senior Enron executive” is something that the company disclosed (usually in some buried footnote). And it should have raised a huge red flag. Shame on Wall Street for not picking up on it.
But Enron’s S.P.E.’s were not always used for some legitimate purpose. Mostly, they were used to hide poorly performing assets and to launder loans as income. Not all of them were structured illegally, but many of them were — a fact that Mr. Gladwell glosses over, and which Enron never disclosed publicly. Mr. Skilling, according to prosecutors, secretly guaranteed that Mr. Fastow’s partnerships would never lose money in Enron assets, violating the law. It is also a reason Mr. Skilling is in prison now.
The point is not the sheer volume of disclosure; it’s whether disclosure illuminates or obfuscates. Enron usually did the latter. In effect, Mr. Gladwell has conflated fraud with overvaluation. James Chanos, the short seller who first raised questions about Enron’s numbers, told me that until the summer of 2001, when Mr. Skilling abruptly and inexplicably resigned, “even I only thought it was a case of overstated earnings; that is all you could tell from their documents.” He thought he would ride the stock down for a while, and then, eventually, cover his position once the market corrected for the overstatement. You could find plenty of evidence of overstated earnings in Enron’s financial documents — but you’d never know that the company was a Potemkin village. The kind of information that would have led to such a conclusion was precisely the information Enron hid from investors.

But Gladwell’s over-arching point–that there may be something wrong with the disclosure model of corporate governance and that solutions demanding ever more disclosure might not help the situation–stands. (As does the point that Jeff Skilling’s 24-year sentence is groteque.)
Tipping Over a Defense of Enron [New York Times via the ledger.com]

malcolmgladwell2.jpgThat Malcolm Gladwell article we pointed to the other day has been taking some hits lately. Brad DeLong totally harshes on the the Free Jeff Skilling buzz here. But more interesting, Steve Sailer points out that Malcolm gets the distinction between a puzzle and a mystery exactly backwards.

Gladwell writes: “Osama bin Laden’s whereabouts are a puzzle. We can’t find him because we don’t have enough information…”
No, that’s a mystery, as the term is normally used. For example, in Raymond Chandler’s famous murder mystery The Big Sleep, detective Philip Marlowe is hired to find former bootlegger Rusty Regan. Marlowe doesn’t have enough information to find him so he goes around searching for clues. Only at the very end does he know enough to figure out where Regan is. Similarly, according to Gladwell, we need more clues to find Osama, so his whereabouts are a mystery, not a puzzle.
Gladwell goes on:
“The problem of what would happen in Iraq after the toppling of Saddam Hussein was, by contrast, a mystery… Mysteries require judgments and the assessment of uncertainty, and the hard part is not that we have too little information but that we have too much.”
No, that would be better labeled a “puzzle.” Rubik’s Cube is a classic puzzle: everything you need to solve the puzzle is right in front of your eyes, but it’s still very hard to figure out.

Brad DeLong: “Gladwell seems more than a bit thick here.” [iSteve.com]

  • 01 Dec 2006 at 10:09 AM
  • Companies

Time Warner Is No Pepsi

waynepace.jpgWe don’t want to harp on the story of Gary Wandschneider, the Pepsi Bottling Group executive who went to the Feds when his attempt to get a little on the side made him the target of a twenty-two year old scammer extortionist. He’s certainly not the first wealthy, older man to find himself in a compromising situation with a nice-looking younger girl. And he probably never expected the whole thing to end up with his picture splattered across the New York Post and the internets. And now he’s out of a job. (But don’t feel too bad. He pulled down six million bucks last year, so if he’s not an idiot, he’ll be okay.)
But the news that Wandshneider was fired/quit/just stopped coming to work had us recalling another executive caught up in a sex-scandal of sorts. We’re talking, of course, about William Wayne Pace (pictured above and left), the Time Warner executive who allegedly gave lots of money and gifts to Andrea Schwartz, who police claim was leading a drug and prostitution ring. We made a couple of calls this morning but no one returned them. Nonetheless, it seems that Pace is still toiling away as chief financial officer for Time Warner.
So maybe that was Wandshneider’s biggest mistake—he was working for the wrong company. If you want to have an “inappropriate relationship” with a young woman—the kind where lots of money changes hands—you go to work for Time Warner. Pepsi is for prudes.

In the comments to our post on sextortionist Jessica Wolcott’s victim—some mustachioed dude at Pepsi you’ve never heard of and probably won’t hear of again—we’ve apparently heard from his daughter, Nikki. Now we can’t vouch that this is definitely the victim’s daughter, of course. But the comment is completely earnest, and actually a bit sweet. Seems genuine enough. And we have some reason to believe that a Niki Wandschneider does exist, and may well be the Pepsi dude’s daughter. Click through this link and tell us what you think. Do we have the real Nikki?
More importantly, Nikki, if you’re out there, it’s us, DealBreaker. We’d love to hear more from you. Send us an email to tips@dealbreaker.com.

  • 28 Nov 2006 at 10:25 AM
  • Companies

Despising Jeffrey Epstein

As long as we’re on the subject of Ron Burkle, we might as well note that there’s something not-quite-right about the criticism of the guy leveled by that celebrity-and-media gossip blog called Gawker. More particularly, Gawker has been challenging the notion that Burkle “despises” Jeffrey Epstein, the wealthy money manager indicted earlier this year after police uncovered evidence that he had been getting naked and masturbating while local high school girls manipulated his flesh.
We too had thought the two men were friends. But just because they may have been friends back before Epstein was indicted doesn’t mean they’re friends after. This might be exactly the sort of thing that could make someone go from enjoying someone’s company to despising them. We certainly didn’t have anything against Epstein before the stories came out. So, like, maybe Burkle despises him now. And wouldn’t that kind of be a good thing? We mean, wouldn’t it show a bit of character, a moral compass, that sort of thing?