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    Planespotting: Hodgepodge

    Stevie “Boy” Cohen: San Antonio Int’l to Mc Carran Int’l (Vegas) on his Gulfstream V Bill “Prom Queen” Gates: Teterboro to Grand Bahama Int’l on his Cessna Citation X Warren “Grandma” Buffett: Westchester Co to Denver Int’l on his Gulfstream IV John “Another Bad Guy” Mack: Westchester Co to Raleigh Durham Int’l on his Gulfstream […]

    / Dec 5, 2006 at 4:29 PM
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    Service Guiding D.Book Through Planespotting

    While we’re nothing if not accustomed to inspiring people, we didn’t know our reach was as high up (town) as the New York Times (43rd Street—it’s quite the hike!). But now that we’re here, we might as well grab the mic and offer some pointers. DealBreakers Guide To Planespotting: 1.If you’re going to ’Spot, you […]

    / Dec 1, 2006 at 5:21 PM
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    Planespotting: This All Looks Pretty Legit. Or Does It?

    Barry Diller: Princess Juliana Int’l to Francis S Gabreski on his Raytheon Hawker 800 Donald Trump: La Guardia to Los Angeles Int’l on his Boeing 727-100 Warren Buffett: Naples Municipal to Point Salines Int’l on his Cessna 560 Citation 5

    / Nov 30, 2006 at 5:10 PM
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    Planespotting: Just Giving You Your Money’s Worth

    Bill Gates: Trenton Mercer to Luis Munoz Marin Int’l on his Cessna Citation X Blackstone: Bermuda Int’l to Washington Dulles Int’l on its Raytheon Hawker 800 Donald Trump: Palm Beach Int’l to La Guardia on his Boeing 727-100 Warren Buffett: Westchester Co to Boca Raton on his Gulfstream IV Denise Rich: Westchester Co to Washington […]

    / Nov 21, 2006 at 4:38 PM
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    Planespotting: Gateses Gone Wild

    Bill Gates: San Diego Int’l to General Manuel Marquez De Leon Int’l on his Cessna Citation Excel [Earlier that evening, at the Gates manse…] Bill: Ten hour-long phone calls last month alone to Mount Kisco. Who do we know in Mount Kisco? Melinda: What? Bill: I said ‘who do we know it Mount Kisco?’ Melinda: […]

    / Nov 9, 2006 at 5:15 PM
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    Planespotting: John Thain, Least Shady By Default

    NYSE: Westchester Co to Berumuda Int’l on its Gulfstream IV (Wal-Mart Spawn) Jim Walton: Lethbridge to Grande Prairie (Alberta) on his Cessna Skylane Donald Trump: Pease Int’l Tradeport to La Guardia on his Boeing 727-100 David Becker: Port Isabel Cameron Co to Austin Bergstrom Int’l on his Mooney M-20 [We’ve got our hands full with […]

    / Oct 31, 2006 at 4:26 PM
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    Planespotting: The Courtship

    Warren Buffett: Santa Monica Municipal to Centennial (Denver) on his Gulfstream IV Drinks? Dinner? Tomorrow? 7:30?* Donald Trump: John F Kennedy Int’l to Pease Int’l Tradeport on his Boeing 727-100 *In a room full of people, you’re the only one we see. Blackstone Group: Westchester Co to Edward Lawrence Logan Int’l on its Raytheon Hawker […]

    / Oct 26, 2006 at 4:16 PM
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    Planespotting: We All Make Mistakes

    Warren Buffett: Teterboro to Santa Monica Municipal on his Gulfstream IV No dead hookers! This trip is fine by us!* *Warren. Warrie. (Can we call you Warrie?). Let’s chat. No need to be afraid, we promise. Really, we’re not going to say anything defamatory. Girl Scout’s honor and you know we’re telling the truth because […]

    / Oct 24, 2006 at 5:58 PM
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    Planespotting: You Do What You Want

    Denise Rich: Westchester Co to Washington Dulles Int’l on her Learjet 60 (We have nothing to say about this trip.)

    / Oct 19, 2006 at 3:54 PM
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    Planespotting: Bill Becomes A Man, Thain, Citigroup

    Microsoft : Lambert St Louis Int’l to Los Cabos Int’l on its Cessna Citation X This trip is a lot like the scene in Sixteen Candles when Anthony Michael Hall gathers all the nerds in school into one room and proudly holds up Molly Ringwald’s underwear, as a sign that, you know what? He fucking […]

    / Oct 17, 2006 at 4:40 PM
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    Planespotting: (Too Soon?)

    Donald Trump: Los Angeles Int’l to Mc Carran Int’l on his Boeing 727-100 […nervous laughter…shuffling papers…chirping crickets…]

    / Oct 12, 2006 at 2:28 PM
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    Planespotting: Taking Things Too Far?*

    Microsoft (Bill? Why not.): Ft. Lauderdale Hollywood Int’l to Princess Juliana Int’l (St. Maarten) on its Cessna Citation X. (Princess Juliana Int’l. Princess Juliana International Airport. Where you’re picked up in a hot pink convertible and whisked away to Barbie’s Dream House, without ever having to set eyes on a native or a person not […]

    / Sep 14, 2006 at 4:23 PM
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    Planespotting: Agents, Sluts, Cravolta, Money

    William Morris Agency (ostensibly President Jim Wiatt but who can ever really know these things): Nassau Int’l (Bahamas) to Wilmington Int’l on its Gulfstream G200 (We were going to give this little jaunt low marks on account of its personally offensive nature; one dead hooker, and nothing more. Honestly, since Dawson’s Creek ended, who goes […]

    / Sep 12, 2006 at 4:38 PM
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    Planespotting: These Assholes Are Boring. (Even John’s Cat Is Going To Kill Itself).

    Charles Schwab: Greater Rochester Int’l to Harry Clever Field (New Philadelphia, OH) on his Learjet 31 (Ask Chuck…what the fuck he’s doing in New Philadelphia, Ohio.) Roman Abramovich: Ted Stevens Anchorage Int’l to Ugolny (Russia) on his Boeing 767-300 (If you know what’s good for you, don’t ask Roman what he’s doing in Ugolny.) Donald […]

    / Aug 24, 2006 at 4:12 PM
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    Planespotting: ibid

    Air Force One: Austin Bergstrom Int’l to East Texas Regional on the Boeing 747-200B Oprah: Teterboro to Leopold Sedar Senghor Int’l (Senegal) on her Gulfstream V (We get it, you’re African. Quit ramming it down our throats. Do you see us in Haifa?) JK Rowling: Heathrow Airport to McArthur Airport on her Cessna 421 (Not […]

    / Aug 22, 2006 at 4:13 PM
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    Planespotting: A Dead Hooker Guide

    = Dead hooker X 1 = More mundane and predictable than Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitism. (C’mon. Man Without A Face? Don’t even pretend you didn’t know that was a metaphor for Hitler.) X 5 = Put her in a bag and walk promptly but cautiously out of the hotel. Drive to the docks. Make the drop […]

    / Mar 30, 2006 at 4:24 PM

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