Jeffrey Epstein

  • Apollo, Jeffrey Epstein

    What Is The Connection Between Leon Black And Jeffrey Epstein?

    Jeffrey Epstein, the high school math teacher turned mysterious money manager turned convicted sex criminal, has been appointed to the board of a charity run by Apollo founder Leon Black, Cityfile is reporting. It’s unclear what the relationship between Black and Epstein might be, although Cityfile speculates that Epstein might be managing Black’s money. City […]

    / Aug 20, 2008 at 3:55 PM
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    Jeff Epstein Gets By With A Little Help From His Friends

    Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire money manager serving time for soliciting sexual massages from Palm Beach area girls, isn’t exactly lonely in jail. During his first month at the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office’s 17-acre stockade, fifty-five Epstein was visited by two attractive girls in their twenties who allegedly played a role in facilitating his rub […]

    / Aug 12, 2008 at 9:24 AM
  • Jeffrey Epstein, Lawyers


    Here’s some terrible news sure to send you into a downward spiral ending on cold tiles of the Bear Stearns’s fourteenth floor men’s room, pants around your ankles and shotgun in hand (which, for some people—non-senior BSC executives—would be considered a bad thing): Jeffrey Epstein accuser, Maximilian Cordero, has broken it off with boyfriend/lawyer/blogger William […]

    / Mar 27, 2008 at 10:55 AM
  • Hedge Funds, Jeffrey Epstein

    Housekeeping: Pimps y Pervs

    I’m not sure when or how we became the mouthpiece of gay pimp Billy Ash but apparently we are and all I’m saying is that we could all do a lot worse. As Mr. Ash’s representative, I’m supposed to tell you that he hosted a Mardis Gras party last night to benefit children with drug […]

    / Feb 6, 2008 at 3:20 PM
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    Business As Usual At Jeff Epstein’s House

    Radar has the details of the first suit brought against massage enthusiast Jeffrey Epstein in court (in November Epstein decided to take his chances and forgo a plea bargain. Ballsy. I like it.) The plaintiff, “Jane Doe,” is seeking $50 million from the Palm Beach billionaire. Unfortunately, it’s for pretty standard-issue Epstein stuff, and at […]

    / Jan 24, 2008 at 4:00 PM
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    Epstein’s Accuser Accuses Page Six Of ‘Raping’ ‘Her’ All Over Again

    Speaking of, well, see below, Maximilia Cordero is now suing the New York Post for smearing ‘her.’ You’ll remember that Cordero came forward alleging she was raped by Jeffrey Epstein after word got around that the mysterious money manger would plead guilty to charges of soliciting prostitution down in Palm Beach. After she fired suit […]

    / Nov 26, 2007 at 4:41 PM
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    Jeff Epstein Is Still Not Gettting Off

    The New York Post today checks in with mysterious money manager and massage devotee Jeff Epstein, and comes back with the re-assuring news that, despite rumors that he might try to fight the charges against him, Epstein is “resolute” about his plans to plead guilty to a single charge of soliciting underage prostitution. Epstein is […]

    / Nov 12, 2007 at 1:44 PM
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    Money Can’t Buy Jeff Epstein Love

    Rock ‘n rollers have long known that money can’t buy love…but connections to the music business can. That may be why mysterious billionaire Jeff Epstein—who may be the most mysterious man whose ‘behind closed doors’ life details we known most about—allegedly liked to bring girls up to his buddy Tommy Mottola’s office to let them […]

    / Nov 9, 2007 at 11:59 AM
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    Jeff Epstein’s Accuser’s Boyfriend/Lawyer Violates Our InBox

    From: William Unroch To: Sent: Tuesday, November 06, 2007 9:51 PM Subject: Dealbreaker Tip Delighted you have been reading Unroch’s blog. 2 new wonderful stories “Can you psychically move a raspberry? And “Could a goose have laid a golden egg” I trust will be of great value to your readers”. Minipigs may be passe […]

    / Nov 7, 2007 at 3:42 PM
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    Jury To Decide If Epstein Knowingly Touched Underage Girls Who Were Monetarily Compensated For Their Time

    While he may be a fan of it, Jeffrey Epstein is no pussy. Radar hears that the lover o’ massages, charged with solicitation of underage prostitutes, has chosen forgo the plea bargain arranged by Ken Starr that would’ve sent him away for 18 months and not made him register as a sex offender. Instead, a […]

    / Nov 1, 2007 at 4:21 PM
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    Is Jeffrey Epstein’s Alleged Dalliance With A Drug-Addicted Transgender Model Making Things Weird Between Him and His US Virgin Island Governor Buddy-Friend?

    In layman’s terms: not really. Though “sources close to” USVI Governor, John P. deJongh Jr., whose election campaign Epstein has donated approximately $1 million to, say there may be “concern” that deJongh will now be associated with what a bunch of prudes really just blowing things out of proportion are calling “a sexual predator,” the […]

    / Oct 29, 2007 at 10:53 AM
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    Yella + Janice Forever

    When we said we weren’t fucking with you about continuing to write about the Jeffrey Epstein case, we weren’t fucking with you. The new allegations from Maximilia née Maximilian Cordero via her lawyer, William Unroch, about what went on when she/he/whatever hung out at Jeffrey Epstein’s apartment a few times during 2000 in an effort […]

    / Oct 24, 2007 at 4:16 PM
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    Jeffrey Epstein Accuser Attempting To Get It Right Second Time Around

    In the grand tradition of trying to turn the (real or imaginary) sexual assault you suffered at the hands of a creepy old guy into stocks and bonds, everyone knows you don’t start at the top of the food chain. You get a few starter suits under your belt first, THEN you go to the […]

    / Oct 24, 2007 at 1:54 PM
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    For What It’s Worth, Jeffrey Epstein Has Been Known To Spend A Lot Of Time In Scotland

    Of course the Jeffrey Epstein case now involves allegations of sexual assault on a transsexual. This story has been begging for it since day one. Who is said she-male? Well, you already know her/him. That’s right, last week’s j’accusor Maximilia Cordero, who claims that she was the victim of some unwanted touching from Jeffery Epstein […]

    / Oct 23, 2007 at 11:08 AM
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    Guy Suing Jeffrey Epstein For Touching 16 Year-Old Eagerly Anticipates The Day When “Old White Men [Can] Date Young White Women” Without Shame

    February 05, 2007, 06:46:59 PM Went to a lousy strip club with my friend Howard the other night. I am a super lousy customer since I never spend a dime on table dances. When I think the damn strippers are making $1000 a night there is no way in hell I am going to give […]

    / Oct 19, 2007 at 3:10 PM
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    That Time We Went To A Party At Jeff Epstein’s

    We’re having a rough day here this morning. Don’t ask. It’s one of those days that we suspect should just be canceled. Anyway, other than our morally dissolute life, the main thing troubling us this afternoon is the possibility that we have actually been in Jeffrey Epstein’s apartment. Or mansion. It was two years ago, […]

    / Oct 19, 2007 at 12:35 PM
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    When You Rebound From Jeffrey Epstein, You Rebound Hard

    At left, Maximilia Cordero, 23 and her lawyer William Unroch, 57, who also happens to be her boyfriend, with whom she’s been trying to get over the millionaire massage enthusiast and also fuck him over for money. The power couple is alleging that beginning in 2000, Jeffrey Epstein forced Cordero to perform “unnatural sex acts” […]

    / Oct 18, 2007 at 10:50 AM
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    Jeffrey Epstein Is A Proponent Of The “You Scratch My Back, I’ll Scratch Yours” Business Model

    Except that instead of a back it’s a penis and instead of a scratch it’s a suck. That’s right, we’re knee-deep into the latest sex suit against Jeffrey Epstein, brought by a girl who, at the time, was whatever the opposite of over eighteen is. This one’s from Maximilia Cordero, an aspiring model, who claims […]

    / Oct 17, 2007 at 3:37 PM
  • Jeffrey Epstein, legal, sex

    Jeffrey Epstein’s Lawyers Continue To Smear The Girls of Palm Beach
    Also Talking About A Class Action Style Settlement Fund

    The lawyers for admitted sex-offender Jeffrey Epstein are girding their loins for the flood of lawsuits they expect from young women who may claim to have been victimized by Epstein in his pursuit of erotically charged massages. First things first: make sure you tag the girls as little junkie sluts who are just out for […]

    / Oct 15, 2007 at 11:47 AM
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    Jeffrey Epstein Tried To Find Girls That Were Over 18, Does That Not Count For Something?

    We submit yes. From the mailbag: Hey Bess, I read your post on Jeffrey Epstein yesterday, and it was so funny because I actually got solicited by one of Epstein’s ladyfriends spring of 2006. Definitely before the Palm Beach arrest. I was in a bar in SoHo, and the bartender came over to me and […]

    / Oct 10, 2007 at 2:38 PM
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    Should A Convicted Sex-Offender Have To Deal With The Stigma Of Being Called A Sex-Offender?

    So okay, Jeffrey Epstein was accused last year of soliciting underage prostitutes to massage him while he masturbated into a towel at his pink Palm Beach mansion. So okay, Jeffrey Epstein admitted just last week to the allegations that he solicited underage prostitutes to massage him while he masturbated into a towel at his pink […]

    / Oct 9, 2007 at 1:14 PM
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    Solicitation of Underage Hookers Was An ‘Out Of Character’ Move For Jeffrey Epstein

    Towel boy Jeffrey Epstein will admit next month to soliciting (via personal assistant) underage prostitutes for naked massages and go to prison for 18 months plus a few months of confinement in a prison of his own making—the man’s hot pink Palm Beach house. Though recorded interviews between Epstein’s wingwoman, Sarah Kellen, and prospective freelance […]

    / Oct 1, 2007 at 11:17 AM
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    Uncle Jeff Renders Himself Redundant

    You’d think that Jeffrey Epstein would want to go out with a bang, before he is (most likely) sentenced to 15 months in prison to be followed by 15 months of home confinement, for asking underage girls to work out the kinks in his back and then chill for a sec while he got physical […]

    / Sep 24, 2007 at 4:37 PM
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    Jeffrey Epstein Will Not Get Off

    It’s the absolute height of provincialism (and symptomatic of what’s wrong with this country) that you can’t solicit underage teen girls for sex, ask them to give you a naked massage and then jerk off into a towel while they stand there awkwardly, without people throwing a hissy fit and calling for jail time, am […]

    / Sep 20, 2007 at 10:50 AM
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    When It Comes To Legal Counsel, Jeffrey Epstein Does Not Fuck Around

    Massage/15-year-old girl/Towel-enthusiast Jeffrey Epstein has hired Ken Starr to help defend charges brought against him regarding his (alleged) solicitation of prostitutes. One source told the Post, “Epstein is worried he could be targeted by federal prosecutors, and Starr is very well-connected with Republicans.” Yes, the fact that he’s got dirty politicians in his pockets does […]

    / Sep 6, 2007 at 11:24 AM
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    Did Shoeshine Boy Shine Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘Shoes’?

    Was rogue trader “Jeff Steed,” one of the main characters in Doug Stumpf’s “Confessions of a Wall Street Shoeshine Boy,” based on massage enthusiast Jeffrey Epstein? Page Six examines some “suspicious” similarities today: both Steed and Epstein live in grand apartments in Manhattan and palatial spreads in Palm Beach. Accusations of illegal activity are the […]

    / Jul 18, 2007 at 10:16 AM
  • Bear Stearns, Jeffrey Epstein

    Bear Stearns: Now It’s Personal

    There’s a singular recreational pleasure we’ve enjoyed for the last month or so and it should come as no shock to hear that it’s discussing the woes of Bear Stearns and two of its hedge funds. Specifically, the two that lost a few billion—shocking, considering that they were run by a movie critic. We’ve especially […]

    / Jul 11, 2007 at 10:46 AM
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    Jeffrey Epstein Allegedly Still Has Clout at Harvard

    We hadn’t heard anything from massage enthusiast Jeffrey Epstein in a while so we decided to check in with Page Six to see what was new with the old boy. Not that much. Certainly no news on the criminal charges against him involving, well, the creative combination of young girls in Palm Beach and massage […]

    / Jun 21, 2007 at 1:17 PM

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