Our good instincts tell us that we should probably leave this story alone. But then again, we cannot remember when the last time we listened to our “good instincts.” So we’re sticking with it.
In the past couple of days our comments section has heard from more people close to now-former-Pepsi executive Gary Wandschneider or Jessica Wolcott, the 22-year-old her tried to extort him out of $125,000. Or, you know, people who claim to be close. Same diff.
First we heard from Gary’s daughter, “Niki Wandschneider” (and that’s the last time we’re using scare quotes for these folks so you’ll have to just keep in mind we haven’t confirmed any of their identities). She left a very earnest comment, telling us that she was “ashamed of what my dad did.”
“But not only did he get this woman in prison but he also proved that even the most respected men can do something wrong. Like I said "its only human to make mistakes." I guess my dad made a big mistake but I still love him and I always will,” she wrote.
Then things took a turn toward the nasty. “That fucking bitch was a perv. And If you want to say shit about my dad go right ahead cause those who have the time to judge others and their mistakes are worthless,” Nikki wrote.
Well, you might not have the nicest things to say about someone who tried to blackmail your father, either.
We even heard from Jessica’s ex-mother-in-law, Valerie. Now you wouldn’t expect anything nice to come from someone’s ex-husbands mother. And nothing nice did. “I am her "ex"-mother-in-law. Thank you God. I don't think you can ever really imagine the evil in this young woman,” Valerie wrote.
Before moving on, we just want to say: more please! This is effin great!
[After the jump, more from the Pop Tart-Pepsi circle.]