Jim Cramer

  • Eliot Spitzer, Jim Cramer

    No Amount Of Atoning Can Make Up For This Sin, Eliot Spitzer

    Yes, the revelation that Eliot Spitzer spent 800 million dollars on whores over the past six years seems to imply that he was a bad governor and a worse husband. But up until now, we hadn’t actually felt the pain his actions inflicted, so to say we were personally upset with him or really cared […]

    / Mar 12, 2008 at 1:54 PM
  • Gooch, Jim Cramer

    Big News

    Well everyone, it’s finally happened—Gary Coleman lost his virginity. The lucky woman was Shannon Price, who not only won the first aforementioned prize, but the second as well, which was Gar’s hand in marriage (third prize is a night with Dana Plato). The whole thing happened back in August but was just made public yesterday, […]

    / Feb 13, 2008 at 12:53 PM
  • Jim Cramer

    Could Cramer Be Right?

    These United States long ago cried Uncle but the President went right-on twisting our elbow behind our back yesterday, insisting that the not-even-great boondoggle plotted in our nation’s capitol could be described with terms like “economic” and “stimulus.” As is usually the case, this is a clear sign that there is nothing economic about the […]

    / Jan 29, 2008 at 8:39 AM
  • Jim Cramer

    Jim Cramer’s Big Party
    Mad Money Motor Mouth Signs New Deal With CNBC

    Last night the doors of the meatpacking district’s Lotus opened up for a party in honor of Jim Cramer’s new book, “Stay Mad For Life.” The party was hosted by CNBC President Mark Hoffman. During a speech introducing Cramer, Hoffman noted CNBC was just completing their highest rated November since 2000.(Volatility is good for financial […]

    / Nov 29, 2007 at 2:37 PM
  • Jim Cramer

    Hairless Jim Cramer Is Having His Epileptic Fit in Stages

    With Ben Bernanke doing as he’s told, you’d think there wouldn’t be much for CNBC pundit Jim Cramer to go batshit crazy over in public, right?. Wrong. You clearly underestimated the depths of Cramer’s dementia. Last night at a Gin Lane party for the man who knew about the News Corp./Dow Jones deal eleven years […]

    / Sep 27, 2007 at 11:58 AM
  • Apple, Consumer Electronics, Jim Cramer, Steve Jobs, Wireless Devices

    Additional 100 Smackers To Burn Already Huge Hole In Cliff Mason’s Pocket

    Or spend on babes, or light on fire–JUST ‘CAUSE HE CAN. Breaking: Apple Offering $100 Store Credit For All iPhone Owners [Gizmodo]

    / Sep 6, 2007 at 3:57 PM
  • Jim Cramer

    Mad Meritocracy – Cliff Mason in 02138

    Cliff Mason, nephew of Jim Cramer, is pretty fly for a connected guy. His interests include water sports (in his Chelsea hot tub), babe magnetism and bubbles (market and live-in). Cliff is profiled in the latest issue of Harvard alum clean-up towel 02138. Some highlights: Cliff has two well paying jobs. No, really, his jobs […]

    / Sep 6, 2007 at 1:41 PM
  • BonusBumper, Jim Cramer, Subprime Mortgages

    BonusBumping This Year Not Expected To Yield Sour Grapes, Just Grapes Of Wrath

    The general feedback to our BonusBumper feature was that it slightly overstated things. Initial reports across the Street reported $110k bonuses for first years at the highest paying banks. When numbers started coming in, most reports we received confirmed that bonuses were $90k – $100k for first years at the top of the range at […]

    / Aug 14, 2007 at 10:59 AM
  • Jim Cramer

    Jim Cramer Haunted by the Ghost of Tom Joad

    Jim Cramer on the Colbert Report: Jim Cramer On The Colbert Report [MaddMoney]

    / Aug 10, 2007 at 1:21 PM
  • Jim Cramer

    Jim Cramer Steps Back Into Character

    Jim Cramer explains his fury to Brittney Umar on TheStreet.com (watch the video here). The takeaways: -Jim Cramer’s searched his soul, and found the keys to his heart, which is lonely, but he is the owner of -Jim Cramer wants you to recognize that he has been around for a long time and he’s traded […]

    / Aug 7, 2007 at 12:55 PM

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