Listen, bitches, I could be a freakin’ Clearasil model, if I wanted to

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“I’m known for having nice skin. My skin is my strength,” Trump told us [at Page Six] the other day. That’s why he flipped out when he opened The Post Thursday and saw the way he looked in a full-page ad for the Learning Annex Real Estate & Wealth Expo at Javits Center next month. “I said, ‘Holy Bleep! I look like Robert Redford.’ I ran to the mirror. I don’t have all kinds of acne and moles growing out of my forehead.” Someone had mistakenly tried to enhance the photo. “I raised hell,” Trump said.

[Then he (most-likely) sobbed into a gold plated pillow in baby Barron’s nursery, refusing visitors all evening until Ivanka knocked on the door and offered to do “Anything to make [him] feel better. Anything. Anything.”]
Skinned Alive [Page Six]