Neither gay nor straight

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This was dropped in our mail bag last night. It’s Aleksey’s purported profile from CuteGirlsOnly.com. If we’re to believe that his August 11 b’day invite was legit (and, honestly, how could it not be?), than this profile– which says Aleksie is a Gemini– is a total and complete sham. And that actually hurts a little. But putting astrological betrayals aside, we’d like to now share with you the most exciting part of this here (possibly real!) profile and that’s Aleksey’s alleged bisexuality! Yes, “Aleksey” is 6’4″, Caucasian, and a BISEXUAL! There’s enough of him for everyone! Happy days are here again.