Opening Bell

Opening Bell: 05.06.14

Credit Suisse Said Near U.S. Tax Deal for Over $1 Billion (Bloomberg)
Credit Suisse Group AG (CSGN), facing a U.S. criminal probe of whether it helped Americans evade taxes, is close to resolving the case with an agreement that may include a penalty of more than $1 billion and a guilty plea, according to a person familiar with the matter. The person, who asked not to be named because the negotiations are confidential, didn’t specify whether the plea would be entered by the entire firm or a subsidiary. Credit Suisse, the largest of 14 Swiss banks facing criminal tax probes by the U.S., was told in 2011 that it was a target of prosecutors.

UBS First-Quarter Profit Up (WSJ)
Swiss bank UBS AG said Tuesday that first-quarter net profit was 1.1 billion Swiss francs ($1.25 billion) compared with 988 million francs reported a year earlier and against analyst forecasts of 838 million francs.

Einhorn Plays Athenahealth for Laughs and Decimates Its Shares (BusinessWeek)
As he dismantled the bull case for Athenahealth and then mounted a lengthy bear case, Einhorn repeatedly turned for help to none other than Athenahealth Chief Executive Jonathan Bush when he played embarrassing video clips of the high-strung CEO. Bush was shown spouting techo-verbiage at various interviewers and acknowledging that his company was not worth its valuation. The snappily cut footage, complete with freeze frames of Bush looking foolish with his mouth open, lent the presentation a Daily Show-esque vibe. It’s a new way for Einhorn and his $10 billion Greenlight Capital hedge fund to publicize short sales.

Three Bankers Bolster Blankfein as Goldman Trading Sinks (Bloomberg)
Led by David M. Solomon, Richard J. Gnodde and John S. Weinberg, the investment-banking division last year generated the second-highest revenue and profit since the firm went public in 1999, trailing only 2007, when the volume of global mergers was almost twice as high. The unit boosted revenue and market share in each of its three businesses: underwriting equity, advising on mergers and acquisitions and underwriting debt. Its share of fees from debt underwriting was the greatest since 1999, and it made about $2 billion from advisory work, 50 percent more than its closest competitor, JPMorgan Chase & Co. — a $660 million gap, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. The dominance was even more pronounced in the first quarter of 2014, when Goldman Sachs almost doubled the advisory revenue of every other bank and led in total investment-banking fees for the first time since the financial crisis.

Calstrs to Vote Against BofA Directors in Proxy Campaign (WSJ)
The California State Teachers’ Retirement System pension fund voted against four members of Bank of America Corp.’s board in response to the bank’s announcement last week that it had miscalculated capital levels. The move is largely symbolic, because many big shareholders have expressed support for Bank of America’s management and are expected to vote for the current board.

Grilled cheese set to parachute into New York City (USAT)
The Australian pop-up restaurant Jafflechutes has announced plans to bring its parachute-delivered grilled cheese sandwiches to New York City. The Melbourne group raised funds to bring its whimsical sandwich delivery system to North America — possibly this month, according to a Facebook post — but they say they aren’t in it for the money. “We do this purely for fun,” Adam Grant, one of Jafflechutes’ founders, told Fast Company in April. If you’d like to catch an airborne jaffle (that’s an Australian word for grilled cheese), Jafflechutes says they will announce the next drop one day in advance on Twitter and Facebook. Interested parties can then order via Paypal, $5 for cheese and tomato and $6 for cheese and ham. At a predetermined time the following day, stand on an “x” marked on the street at a secret location and look to the sky. Jafflechutes will drop the sandwich, complete with its own tiny parachute, into waiting hands below. Read more »

Opening Bell: 05.05.14

BofA Forgiven as Buffett Says ‘You Do the Best You Can’ (Bloomberg)
Warren Buffett, who invested $5 billion in Bank of America Corp., said he’s confident the lender will overcome an accounting mistake that forced the firm to suspend an increased payout to shareholders. “That error they made does not bother me,” Buffett said on May 3 at Berkshire’s annual meeting in Omaha, Nebraska. “You do the best you can.” Bank of America halted $4 billion of share repurchases and a boost to its common-stock dividend on April 28 after finding the mistake in a stress-test submission to the Federal Reserve. The Charlotte, North Carolina-based bank’s error, which had gone undetected since 2009, didn’t affect earnings. “It doesn’t change my feeling about Bank of America or its management,” said Buffett, 83.

Borrowing Cash to Buy Complex Assets Is In Vogue Again (WSJ)
Banks again are doling out money to hedge funds and other investors to finance purchases of complex debt securities, returning to a practice that helped fuel the debt boom ahead of the financial crisis. RBC Capital Markets, Société Générale and Wells Fargo & Co. are among the banks offering to let investors borrow money, also known as providing leverage, to buy collateralized loan obligations, say investors and bankers. CLOs are bonds typically backed by pools of low-rated corporate loans. Borrowing programs for such esoteric securities have been only selectively available in the years since the crisis. While banks have lent to a handful of investors, the practice picked up late last year when funding costs began to fall. Even now, the use of leverage is relatively nascent for these securities.

Fed’s Fisher Says Economy Strengthening as Payrolls Rise (Bloomberg)
“The private sector is beginning to hire,” said Fisher, a voting member of the central bank’s policy committee, said today on the Fox News program ’’Sunday Morning Futures.’’ “We’d like to see that continue and, in fact, increase.” Employers added 288,000 jobs in April, the biggest monthly gain in two years, the Labor Department reported May 2. At the same time, more than 800,000 people abandoned the labor force and the share of working-age Americans in a job or looking for one fell to a 36-year low.

Former Microsoft CEO Being Urged To Buy Clippers (NYP)
…former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is being urged by associates to move from software to the hardcourt if the NBA is able to extricate the team from Sterling’s hands. Ballmer — now the No. 1 shareholder in Microsoft after founder Bill Gates sold shares — was spotted at a game last week during the barrage of media coverage about Sterling’s racist remarks to gal pal V. Stiviano, sparking suggestions he’s interested in forming a bid. It wouldn’t be out of the ordinary. Ballmer made a run at the Sacramento Kings last year and has long hoped to bring an NBA team back to Seattle (though reports suggest the NBA wouldn’t look favorably on a move).

Tax-Free Bonuses Disappoint as Middle East Bankers Plan Job Hunt (Bloomberg)
Banking and finance professionals in the Middle East plan to seek new jobs this year after bonuses failed to meet expectations, according to eFinancial Careers. Almost 60 percent of the region’s financial services employees plan to change position, with 45 percent saying they were disappointed with their bonus, eFinancial said in an e-mailed report. Bonuses rose for half of Middle East finance professionals, compared with 49 percent in the U.K., 47 percent in the U.S. and Hong Kong and 42 percent in Singapore.

Hedge fund manager buys most expensive house in U.S. (CNBC)
Barry Rosenstein, fund manager at Jana Partners, is set to pay $147 million for an 18-acre beachfront home in the Hamptons on New York’s Long Island…The previous record for a home sale was set just two weeks ago, when a house in Greenwich, Conn., sold for $120 million.

PayPal executive launches angry poorly-spelled late night Twitter rant against his colleagues after night in New Orleans (DM)
Rocky’s first victim was Christina Smedley, PayPal’s vice president of global communications. ‘Duck you Smedley you useless middle. manager,’ he tweeted. ‘Christina Smedley is a useless. Piece of s**t.’ He then incoherently called for the head of a previously unknown employee. ‘People who should be fire from paypal Don Christmas a pool a kick.’ The tech industry veteran then claimed he could make Foursquare a $50billion company. ‘I can turn foursquare into a $50 bill OK n company let’s chat,’ he tweeted…The outspoken executive then woke up in the morning and claimed to be thirsty. ‘Hydrate.’ He then quickly deleted the offending tweets and publicly apologized to PayPal president David Marcus and vice president of growth and global strategy Stan Chudnovsky. His mea culpa was followed by the following tweet. ‘Day one of my next adventure? I am so ducking tired.’ Rocky then claimed the messages were meant for a colleague and that he did not realize were tweets instead of direct messages – DMs are private. He also blamed his new Android phone, saying he did not know how to use it. ‘The twitter interface on android and gs5 is shockingly different from iPhone, said the first explanatory tweet. ‘Last night I was using a new phone that I bought because I wanted to test experiences on android. Those messages were meant for a colleague,’ said the second. Read more »

Opening Bell: 05.02.14

Criminal Charges Against Banks Risk Sparking Crisis (Bloomberg)
Stung by lawmakers’ criticism that multibillion-dollar settlements have done too little to punish Wall Street in the wake of the financial crisis, prosecutors are considering indictments in probes of Credit Suisse Group AG and BNP Paribas SA, a person familiar with the matter said. Even after talking with financial regulators about ways to mitigate damage — such as ensuring banks keep charters — prosecutors might not fully understand consequences for the market, according to industry lawyers and bankers who are following the case. Bank clients — including trustees, fiduciaries and pension funds — could be forced to cut ties with a financial institution labeled a criminal enterprise, the lawyers and bankers said, asking not to be named because they weren’t authorized to talk publicly. Counterparties also might think twice before entering into billion-dollar transactions with such firms. Damaging a bank’s business could lead to broader fallout across the financial industry, just as Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc.’s collapse in 2008 prompted investors to withdraw from other firms on concern its exit would set off a wave of losses.

U.S. Looks Into Wagers, Pro and Con, on Herbalife (Dealbook)
Three federal agencies and one billionaire hedge fund manager have placed Herbalife under the microscope, scrutinizing whether the diet-supplements company is a pyramid scheme. But Herbalife is not the only one under investigation. Some federal authorities are pursuing other inquiries that might expand the regulatory gaze from Herbalife to the traders who traffic in the company’s stock. The authorities have trained their focus on traders with contrasting views of Herbalife, according to people briefed on the matter who spoke only on condition of anonymity. As one group wagered that Herbalife was a pyramid scheme — William A. Ackman, the billionaire hedge fund manager, has staked a $1 billion bet on that belief — other investors expected the company to emerge unscathed. Neither side has been accused of wrongdoing. Still, a number of well-timed bets for and against Herbalife caught the eye of the Securities and Exchange Commission and the F.B.I., the people briefed on the matter said, raising questions about possible insider trading, disclosure violations and market manipulation.

Yellen’s Fed Resigned to Diminished Growth Expectations (Bloomberg)
Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen and her colleagues have lowered their sights on how fast the economy needs to expand to meet their goal of cutting unemployment. No longer are they saying growth must accelerate from the 2 percent to 2.5 percent pace it has generally averaged since the recession ended. Instead, they are stressing the importance of preventing the expansion from faltering. Exhibit number one: the Fed chief herself. Yellen said on April 16 that a key question facing the central bank is what “may be pushing the recovery off track.” Contrast that with her comments on March 4, 2013, of the importance of seeing “a convincing pickup in growth.”

EBay Settles No-Poaching Antitrust Case (NYT)
The deal, announced by the Justice Department on Thursday, follows the pattern of the department’s 2010 settlement against Google, Apple, Intuit and other Silicon Valley companies over similar accusations. Like those companies, eBay is prevented from entering into anticompetitive hiring agreements for five years. A related case against eBay filed by the California attorney general’s office was also settled. EBay agreed to pay $3.75 million to the state, a sum it said would cover civil penalties, lawyers’ fees, administration of the settlement and compensation to those who worked at eBay and Intuit. Secret deals not to hire a competitor’s employees were common in Silicon Valley in the latter part of the last decade, and Steve Jobs of Apple was a major instigator and enforcer of the agreements. EBay is not a competitor of Intuit, which develops tax preparation software, but both embraced a hands-off relationship.

Macquarie Group Profit Jumps 49% as Trading Revenue Climbs (Bloomberg)
Profit for the year ended March 31 rose to A$1.27 billion ($1.17 billion), the Sydney-based firm said in a statement today. That beat the gain of as much as 45 percent the firm forecast on March 24 and compared with profit of A$851 million a year earlier. The bank’s shares fell the most in two weeks as it forecast similar earnings for the year to March 2015.

T0pless Woman Dances With 12,000 Bees (HP)
The Portland, Oregon-based beekeeper describes her bee dances as “a duet among many.” “These 12,000 bees push with their powerful wings from each side of my body, I resist and then I let go and flow and move with them,” she writes on her website.” It is a deep meditation and I feel the hive mind surround me, hold me, and expand my body on a cellular level.” In order to attract the bees to her topless body, Mapelli anoints her body with a special pheromone oil that is equivalent to the scent of 100 queen bees. The bees usually stay on her body for about two hours at a time. Mapelli says she’s been stung more than 100 times since her first bee dance in 2001, but that doesn’t bother her. “I just want people to understand that they don’t need to fear nature,” she said. Read more »

Opening Bell: 04.30.14

Barclays Said to Name Bommensath to Oversee ‘Bad Bank’ (Bloomberg)
Barclays is planning to move its commodities division into a so-called bad bank of unwanted assets and units to be overseen by Eric Bommensath, according to a person familiar with the plan. Tom King, 53, co-head of the corporate and investment bank with Bommensath, will become its sole leader, the person said yesterday, asking not to be identified because the change hasn’t been made public. Bommensath will oversee businesses that the London-based firm previously designated as part of its “exit quadrant,” according to the person.

McGee Exiting Barclays Shows Lehman Legacy Fading Away (Bloomberg, related)
When Barclays Plc announced yesterday that McGee is stepping down from that role at the end of the month, it meant the London-based firm will lose a banker seen by U.S. colleagues as their advocate for risk, pay and aggressiveness. His departure is another step away from a pre-crisis Lehman culture whose competitiveness was written into the firm’s code of ethics. Almost six years after Barclays bought parts of the company, which filed the biggest bankruptcy in history, and following its own scandals from interest-rate rigging to selling insurance customers didn’t need, the lender is cutting jobs, rebuilding relationships with regulators and facing shareholder pressure to curb bonuses. “Barclays has to have its own identity and has to do its own thing, and I think it’s evolving to that now,” said American International Group Inc. General Counsel Tom Russo, a former Lehman vice chairman. “I think it’s becoming extraordinarily cost-conscious. It’s shrinking a bit.” McGee, 54, said in an e-mailed statement that he’s leaving because the job has changed. “My focus has always been on clients, but given the need for Barclays leadership to focus on regulatory issues for the foreseeable future, I have decided that it is time for me to move on to new challenges,” he said.

Third Point Asks Judge To Delay Sotheby’s Annual Meeting (Law360)
Third Point LLC asked a Delaware Chancery judge Tuesday to postpone Sotheby’s upcoming shareholder meeting, saying the auction house is improperly using a poison pill to thwart activist investor Daniel Loeb’s proxy fight for three board seats.

Twitter’s Stock Sinks Despite Growth in Revenue, Users (WSJ)
While Twitter has proven to be a powerful communications tool for celebrities, activists, marketers and journalists, it hasn’t caught on with mainstream users. Facebook, meanwhile, has become a required place to share photos and life’s daily happenings. Twitter reported Tuesday it added 14 million monthly active users in the first quarter, up 5.8% to 255 million from the previous three months. That growth was better than in the fourth quarter but failed to impress some analysts. Today one in five Internet users in the U.S. log into to Twitter once a month, and its global user base is about one-fifth the size of Facebook’s.

‘Dark Wallet’ for Managing Bitcoin Arrives This Week (Digits)
Last year, the Journal told readers about Cody Wilson’s efforts to take the virtual currency off the grid through a project called Dark Wallet, the 26-year-old’s latest effort to use technology to sidestep the government. Mr. Wilson is most famous for creating the first working gun made by a 3-D printer. After months of programming, Wilson and his partner, British anarchist Amir Taaki, also 26, are releasing an early version of the software for free download. It will work as an add-on for Google’s Chrome browser….Among other things, Dark Wallet is designed to encrypt bitcoins as they’re spent, making it difficult to see who is buying what. Think of it as throwing a ball into a spinning lottery tumbler and picking out a different ball. If more people use Dark Wallet, the theory goes, more people put balls in the lottery tumbler and make it harder to determine which belongs to whom.

Cronut Chef Creates the Waffogato (Time)
Dominique Ansel, creator of the infamous cronut, is at it again. And this time, he’s taking on the waffle. Well, sort of. The New York-based chef has created a waffle made out of ice cream and topped with a maple syrup espresso, which will make its debut at a hunger relief fundraiser in New York City Monday night. Ansel’s waffogato, a breakfast-themed take on the Italian dessert of ice cream topped with espresso, will be available in his Soho bakery starting May 9. The vanilla ice cream “waffle” is laced with Belgium waffle bits and set in a cup where warm, maple syrup espresso is poured on top. “It’s a little like a milkshake at the end,” Ansel told the Wall Street Journal. If history tells us anything, it’ll likely spark flocks of New Yorkers and tourists to stand in line for hours for the latest Ansel concoction, much like the waffogato’s predecessor the cronut did. Not even a mouse infestation could dim the hype over the part-donut, part-croissant pastry. The waffogato could even spawn another underground pastry economy, though that could be tricky logistically—the chef told the Wall Street Journal that his latest creation is best eaten right away. Read more »

Opening Bell: 04.29.14

Deutsche Bank Profit Slides 34% on Debt Trading Slump (Bloomberg)
Net income dropped 34 percent to 1.08 billion euros ($1.5 billion) in the three months through March from a year earlier, the Frankfurt-based company said in a statement on its website today. That compared with the 1.01 billion-euro average of 10 analyst estimates compiled by Bloomberg. Revenue from trading fixed income, currencies and commodities fell 10 percent to 2.43 billion euros, beating the 2.12 billion euros average of nine estimates.

Herbalife plays hardball with buybacks (NYP)
Herbalife, the controversial nutritional supplements company, is pulling out all the stops to buy back its shares as the cost of its battle with activist Bill Ackman and multiple regulators continues to mount. While reporting record quarterly “adjusted” earnings on Monday, the company said it has abolished its $1.20 a share annual dividend and will instead plow that cash into a stock buyback plan. The plan allows it to more aggressively repurchase stock even in the face of civil and criminal investigations regarding allegations it is a pyramid scheme…The implementation of a special trading plan allows the Los Angeles company to buy back stock under a pre-arranged program even if it is in the possession of material nonpublic information and would normally be prohibited from trading. Herbalife has been aggressively buying back stock under the plan, spending $255 million in April, it said. Another $60 million will be spent in the next two days. Herbalife spent $685.8 million of a $1.1 billion convert offering in February to buy back shares, boosting its long-term debt to $1.85 billion.

Disney Considered Buying BuzzFeed, but Balked at $1 Billion Price (Dealbook)
As part of a routine effort to identify acquisition targets, Disney last year zeroed in on BuzzFeed, the fast-growing digital media company, but Disney’s interest quickly dissipated when BuzzFeed valued itself at nearly $1 billion, according to a person with direct knowledge of the talks.

Bitcoin traders settle class actions over failed Mt Gox exchange (Reuters)
The class action plaintiffs agreed to support a plan by Sunlot Holdings to buy the shuttered exchange and accept their share of bitcoins still held by Mt. Gox, according to a statement and court filings. Mt. Gox filed for bankruptcy in Japan and the United States earlier this year after saying it lost some 850,000 bitcoins – worth more than $400 million – in a hacking attack. It subsequently said it found 200,000 bit coins.

Man Who Allegedly Robbed Store With Potato Apprehended By Cops (HP)
…34-year-old Gary Deming of Cranston was arrested on robbery charges. Authorities say he pretended he had a gun when he demanded money from a convenience store and dry cleaner April 21. The convenience store manager chased him off with a baseball bat. A dry cleaner employee gave him a fake $20 from a decoy register. The station reports Deming is also accused of breaking into his sister’s home on the same day as the alleged potato incidents. She told police he took a purse, debit card and $100 in cash. Read more »

Opening Bell: 04.28.14

Ackman Documentary Stars Alleged Herbalife Victims (NYP)
In his quest to bring down Herbalife, activist investor Bill Ackman will publicly showcase a documentary about former Herbalife distributors who say they were defrauded by the company. Ackman, who has bet more than $1 billion that Herbalife’s stock will collapse, is offering the film as his latest evidence that the controversial nutrition products company is a pyramid scheme. He said his Pershing Square hedge fund commissioned the 15-minute documentary last year to get alleged victims before regulators and the public. Herbalife has denied it is a pyramid scheme. The documentary will be shown at an event Friday in New York City. Members of the press, government, community and consumer organizations are invited to attend the showing, which will be simultaneously webcast. The specific time and place is undisclosed to prevent any interference at the actual event, according to Ackman.

Treasuries Irresistible to America’s Banks Awash in Record Cash (Bloomberg)
After culling Treasuries and bonds issued by federal agencies last year for the first time since 2007, commercial lenders such as Bank of America Corp. (BAC) have boosted their holdings every month this year, Federal Reserve data compiled by Bloomberg show. Banks now own $1.85 trillion of the debt, within 2 percent of the record amount held at the end of 2012.

Finra investigating E*Trade for potentially rigged markets (NYP)
Finra opened the probe well before the latest public flare-up over high-frequency trading, or HFT, but the investigation hits many of the same hot buttons. Finra is determined to find out how E*Trade has priced and electronically routed customer orders to G1 Execution Services, a business it bought for a reported $173 million and sold this year to Susquehanna for about $75 million. “Finra notified E*Trade Securities LLC and G1 Execution Services LLC that it is conducting a probe of both firms’ routing practices,” E*Trade disclosed in a footnote in its latest 10-K annual regulatory filing.

Happy Birthday To Greenwich’s Richard ‘Dick’ Severin Fuld Jr. (GDV)
Fuld, who has owned a home in Greenwich, turn[ed] 68 on Saturday. The banker was born April 26, 1946, in New York City. His first career as an Air Force pilot came to an end when he got into a fistfight with a commanding officer. He then began his career with Lehman Brothers in 1969, as a commercial paper trader and rose rapidly.

Flight crews can’t stop taking mile-high selfies (NYP)
Sexy flight attendants across the world have started an underground network of mile-high selfies that they post on Instagram. In one photo, five beautiful Emirates Airlines attendants are seen in uniform draped over each other inside an aircraft in the style of a Vanity Fair spread. “Best crew ever #galley #cabincrew #airhostess #flightattendant #emiratescrew #emiratescabincrew #crewlife #flight” reads the picture’s tag line. Another selfie features an exotic-looking airline hostess posing in a crew locker room, wearing a pilot’s hat and with her lips puckered, with the tagline “#flywithme.” Some flight attendants say the photos create camaraderie and allow them to keep up with one another. “Aviation is a very close-knit community,” said flight attendant and “Rants of a Sassy Stew” blogger Shawn Kathleen, who doesn’t use her last name. “We get each other, because we’re living the same lifestyle.” Kathleen said she’s in the process of trademarking the phrase #crewlife. She’s already encouraged other flight attendants to vent their frustrations at passengers who behave badly by posting embarrassing photos of the fliers with the hashtag #passengershaming. Read more »

Opening Bell: 04.25.14

Alibaba Puts IPO Record in Sight (WSJ)
No final decision has been made, but the addition of new Alibaba shares could help push the IPO beyond $20 billion, potentially topping Agricultural Bank of China Ltd.’s record $22.1 billion offering in Shanghai and Hong Kong in 2010, according to Dealogic, which tracks IPO data. The largest IPO in the U.S. was Visa Inc.’s $19.7 billion offering in 2010.

Former KPMG Partner Scott London Gets 14 Months for Insider Trading (WSJ)
Federal prosecutors argued Mr. London’s actions weren’t purely to help a friend, but also for personal gain. The judge said the amount of that gain – about $70,000 — was “a drop in the bucket” relative to Mr. London’s $900,000 annual salary. But Assistant U.S. Attorney James Bowman emphasized what he said was the serious nature of the crime, saying “any time you’re a vice president of KPMG and you’re on a street corner accepting bags of cash you’re part of a corrupt arrangement.”

KKR and Nasdaq Plan Market to Trade Shares in Private-Equity Funds (WSJ)
KKR & Co. plans to allow its investors to sell portions of their stakes in buyout funds through a private market run by Nasdaq OMX Group Inc., thought to be the first time pieces of these exclusive vehicles have been traded this way in the U.S., said people familiar with the matter.

Tech giants settle wage-fixing allegations for a reported $324M (Reuters)
Four major tech companies including Apple and Google have agreed to pay a total of $324 million to settle a lawsuit accusing them of conspiring to hold down salaries in Silicon Valley, sources familiar with the deal said, just weeks before a high profile trial had been scheduled to begin. Tech workers filed a class action lawsuit against Apple Inc, Google Inc, Intel Inc and Adobe Systems Inc in 2011, alleging they conspired to refrain from soliciting one another’s employees in order to avert a salary war. They planned to ask for $3 billion in damages at trial, according to court filings. That could have tripled to $9 billion under antitrust law.

Woman Jailed In Altercation Over Corn Dogs (HP)
Workers at a Midland, Texas business said Charmelle Henry threw 75 cents at them and demanded a corn dog, according to News West 9. When the 45-year-old wasn’t happy with the corn dog she received, she threw that at them as well and demanded a dog that was not microwaved. After giving her a second corn dog, the workers noticed that Henry had a knife in her hand. She allegedly told the workers that she would “stab [them] in cold blood” unless she got another corn dog. She also began stabbing the counter with her pocketknife, according to an arrest report obtained by MRT.com. One employee called police, who subdued the “extremely agitated” woman with a K-9 unit after she refused to follow their orders. Read more »