Overstock.com’s CEO Patrick Byrne was one of the few CEO’s we know who regularly wrote essays on the internet. And by “essays” we mean defensive, semi-paranoid rants attacking short sellers and his company’s detractors. Sometimes this stuff got so batshit insane overheated that some readers thought it was a prank or doubted Byrne was actually writing the stuff.
Now it’s gone. The entire section “Deep Thoughts by Patrick Byrne” seems to been erased from Overstock’s website. (And we never got to find out whether the section was in fact named for Jack Handy’s “Deep Thoughts” segments on Saturday Night Live.)
Fortunately, we’ll always have the Google cache. [Update: As our readers have pointed out, the cache sadly just gives evidence of how many deep thoughts Byrne had, but not the actual posts themselves.]
Byrne Nukes His Own Immortal Words [Gary Weiss]
Update: We hadn’t seen this before so maybe it is the replacement for Deep Thoughts. The Patrick Byrne blog!
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Jedi Knight Patrick Byrne Has A Way to Beat the Sith Lords
By John CarneyGary Weiss, author of Wall Street Versus America, listened to the Overstock.Com conference call so you wouldn’t have to. Not surprisingly, CEO Patrick Byrne found time to talk about things other than his company’s $0.78 per share net loss in the second quarter. Things like dastardly short-sellers and how shareholders might prevent them from pushing the value of their stock down even further.
We’ll leave the details for you to read by clicking through to Gary’s blog on the link below. But if you’re as lazy as we are on Fridays, you might appreciate skipping right to the conclusion.
Byrne’s gambit won’t work, by the way. History has proven that the only proven method of pushing up the share prices of bad companies is that they stop being bad. And Byrne just hasn’t figured out a way to do that.
Burn! (As DealBreaker cub reporter Bess Levin likes to say.)
Byrne’s Latest Gambit
[Gary-Weiss.Com]
Jeff Matthews asks a completely reasonable question: what is going on with the Board of Directors of Overstock.Com? At least a few of the directors seem to be sensible, well-regarded folks. Are they celebrating yesterday’s subpoena news with CEO Patrick Byrne? Or are they just bored with being directors and not really paying attention?
I cannot imagine that being a director at Overstock.Com is boring. To the contrary, shouldn’t being a lightsaber wielding jedi preparing to do battle with the Sith be just about the best job ever?
I mean, what else could a director ask for? Other than a Harley, obviously.
Bored of Directors? [JeffMatthewsIsNotMakingThisUp]
A few months ago, Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne got into an exchange with Jeff Matthews about the supposed existence of an Israeli mafia. (This discussion pre-dates his defense against more recent allegations of anti-Semitism.) In a post about the exchange, Matthews points out that Byrne is on record pointing to the “Israeli mob” (presumably among others–Sith Lords, etc.) as one of the conspirators in the alleged naked shorting movement against him. Byrne responds:
Jeff omits precisely the part of the quote that makes the connection, and that is, after I mentioned the Italian, Russian, and Israeli mobs, and the discussed the Russian mob, the interviewer said/asked, “I didn’t know Israel had a mob?” To which I replied that, yes it does: for example, it is widely thought to control the US ecstasy trade.
The relevant quote from the transcript of an interview Byrne did with the Christian Financial News Network:
The Israeli mob–in fact I was just reading Ha’aretz, which is an Israeli newspaper, ah, and a very good one, and you can Google this–If you Google “ectasy Israeli mafia” you’ll find articles that basically the Israeli mob…is thought to control 75% of the ecstasy trade in the U.S.”
Which begs the question: why would Byrne be Googling “ecstasy Israeli mafia” in the first place? Possibly because of this: [From the Salt Lake Tribune, May 26, 2002]
In another Utah case, Holly McDonald-Korth was allegedly receiving shipments of Ecstasy from Antwerp Belgium, according to a search warrant filed by Salt Lake City police investigators… On paper, McDonald-Korth appears nothing like a drug dealer. She was enrolled in private school as a teen and then attended the University of Michigan before graduating with honors from the university of Miami with a degree in finance, according to court documents. After graduation, McDonald-Korth went to work for the Federal Reserve in Washington. The 25-year-old came to Utah 18 months later after obtaining a job as an analyst for Overstock.com
The ecstasy dealer who presents the biggest threat to Overstock isn’t, as it turns out an Israeli mobster. It’s their current SVP in charge of Overstock Auctions.
$$$ Credit where credit’s due: we all have Overstock’s Patrick Byrne to thank for making conference calls fun again. But let’s face it: they’re even better when you record them and have them read by monkeys in wigs and sunglasses. (See also here and here.)
$$$ What’s the first result when you type “finance” into Google? Uh… Yahoo! Someone’s getting fiiiiiired. [via Going Private]
$$$ The 80,000 volt electric briefcase. Where the hell was this when we were dropping off piles of cash on behalf of Equatoguinean dictators in Dupont Circle for Riggs Bank in ’04? Now they tell us! [via BoingBoing]
$$$ The first rule of Hedge Fund Polo Club is that no one talks about Hedge Fund Polo Club.
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