Despite his lawyer’s arguments that 1) The government’s key witness can’t be trusted and 2) That whole business with the fake Harvard Law transcripts made him look bad in the eyes of the jury. Read more »
With a strongly worded memo.
Subject: Proper Food Disposal
It is very clear to Andrew Cunagin that something is very wrong in the markets right now. Two things, actually. First, there’s the bullshit high-frequency trading nonsense, which, to borrow a term from the immortal Flash Boys, is rigging stock markets from Mexico to South Korea and everywhere in between. And if that wasn’t bad enough, all of you idiots keep bidding up stock prices, too stupid and self-satisfied to notice the giant fucking bubble that you’re inflating right under your own asses.
As far as Andrew Cunagin sees it, there’s simply no other explanation for why his Rinehart Capital Partners—which he’s shutting down because no one wants to invest in it anymore—has been so shitty for the last three years. Read more »
$$$ Big banks must face U.S. swaps price-fixing lawsuit [Reuters]
$$$ Median Incomes Fell for All But Richest in 2010-13, Fed Says [Bloomberg]
$$$ Goldman Sachs Just Says ‘Vice President’ to Be Polite [BloombergView/Matt]
$$$ A Seattle man is facing felony assault charges after allegedly shooting at two people who interrupted an 0ral s3x session taking place on the street. Police said the incident took place around 2 a.m. on Aug. 26, when an unnamed man and woman were walking down a downtown street arguing with each other. At the same time, a man later identified as Paul Hunter was receiving 0ral s3x from an unidentified woman. The woman performing the alleged s3x act on the suspect was apparently spooked by the quarreling couple and fled the scene before the suspect had climaxed, according to The Smoking Gun. The tuxedo-clad suspect was allegedly angry by the course of events and pulled out a 9mm Kel-Tec pistol. “You’re dead mother (expletive),” Hunter shouted at the pair before opening fire, according to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. “You’re dead.” [HP] Read more »