Like many a Credit Suisse employee, Thiam will see his bonus chopped (though in his case the slashing is voluntary).
You can pick your jaw up off the floor now.
Michael Bloomberg has seen just about enough, you candidate clowns.
Also reports of said coup were a “sensationalistic mischaracterization of what is going on.”
Short squeezes, and slum lords, and Metallica, oh my!
The Swiss bank has said no raises for the foreseeable future. Enjoy that promotion in title only!
JPM to employees: “Don’t be stupid, you moron!”
We want to invite you out for a night of drinking and yelling that we’re hosting alongside our bros at Above the Law. Join us on Feb 18th in NYC for an open bar and a short panel discussion featuring special guests! Think of it as a boozy safe space to defend your role in the destruction of America.
Two CEO gigs and zero desks is how Jack Dorsey do.
“The Frank Awakens.”
Kenny’s been using the force… and logic.
Mr. Libor is getting a few pieces of coal removed from his stocking.
Where were you on this one, Janet Yellen?
The bank has reportedly been having some awkward conversations today.
Lloyd must have called Satya a thousand times.
Another lesson from the Elon Musk “WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?!?!” School of Business Management
Regulators gonna regulate.
Yemen Missile Strike Jeopardizes Peace Talks Breaking Energy
The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO should have “turned” more carefully.
For those of you on the fence about b-school.
Ergo, they’re gonna be really strong after 7 years of being beaten in an alleyway and nearly left for dead.
Marissa has reached the “Let them eat cake” stage of her fall from power.