As you may have heard, recently some JP Morgan shareholders have been making a lot of noise about their desire to strip Jamie Dimon of his gig as JP Morgan Chairman. Their argument centers largely on last summer’s incident in which one of the bank’s employees lost $6+ billion on a trade. So far the board has rallied behind JD, but until today, we hadn’t what veterans of the business community thought of the matter.

What, for instance, is Ken Langone’s reaction to the idea that Jamie can’t hold down two jobs at the same time? It’s horse shit, is what! Read more »

They are useful for blunting the impact of drops in his most favorite thing in the whole world. Read more »

Stefan Krause has faced up to the fact that the hedge funds will inherit the earth. Read more »

(Before a season-ending injury that might’ve strained his tendons but never broke his spirit!) Read more »

Opening Bell: 04.26.13

Economy Grew 2.5% in First Quarter, Which Was Below Expectations of 3.0% Growth (Reuters)
Gross domestic product expanded at 2.5 percent annual rate, the Commerce Department said on Friday, after growth nearly stalled at 0.4 percent in the fourth quarter. The increase, however, missed economists’ expectations for a 3.0 percent growth pace.

BoJ sharply raises economic forecasts (FT)
The Bank of Japan has sharply upgraded its outlook for the world’s third-largest economy and raised its forecast for inflation even as data showed the nation slipped deeper into deflation in March. On Friday, as the BoJ released its semi-annual report on prices and economic activity, it said that its policy board members expected inflation to average 1.4 per cent in the next fiscal year, rising to 1.9 per cent the year after. … While that figure is just short of the 2 per cent target imposed on the bank by Japan’s new prime minister, Shinzo Abe, it represents a dramatic shift from the BoJ’s expectations in January, when board members said they expected prices to rise at an annual rate of 0.9 per cent in the 2014 fiscal year.

Still Sputtering, Spain Turns Away From Cuts (WSJ)
On Friday, the government is expected to announce new, less-stringent deficit targets, which means it won’t have to take significant new austerity measures. In addition, it will present new “structural reforms” to deregulate industries such as telecoms and energy and to eliminate regulations imposed by regional governments.

Yellen’s Focus on Unemployment Adopted by Fed (Bloomberg)
Federal Reserve Vice Chairman Janet Yellen has fought for more than a decade to put attacking unemployment and boosting growth on an equal footing with fighting inflation at the heart of the Fed’s policy. After years on the periphery, she now finds herself at the center of the prevailing view at the Fed and at central banks around the world, just as the spotlight swings to her as a potential successor to Chairman Ben S. Bernanke.

Reinhart & Rogoff: Debt, Growth and the Austerity Debate (NYT)
Our research, and even our credentials and integrity, have been furiously attacked in newspapers and on television. Each of us has received hate-filled, even threatening, e-mail messages, some of them blaming us for layoffs of public employees, cutbacks in government services and tax increases. As career academic economists (our only senior public service has been in the research department at the International Monetary Fund) we find these attacks a sad commentary on the politicization of social science research. But our feelings are not what’s important here.

Plan to Jail Bankers Who Behave Recklessly Eyed by UK Lawmaker (FT)
Bankers who behave recklessly would be jailed under a new law being considered by MPs and peers on the banking commission, whose final report is due next month. Several members of the commission, which was set up by George Osborne after the scandal over the London Interbank Offered Rate, argue for a new law which would hold bankers personally liable for catastrophic losses.

Underground Cellphone Service Expands, but Some Call for Quiet (NYT)
“If you don’t get reception, that gives you peace of mind,” Leo Bruce, 44, from Maspeth, Queens, said as he waited for a train at 18th Street. But when it arrived, Mr. Bruce tested the new system, placing a call as the doors closed. “Hey, how you doing, hon?” he shouted into the phone. “You going to be there by 2:30?” About a dozen passengers turned toward him, displeased, as the train hurtled toward 14th Street.
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Write-Offs: 04.25.13

$$$ Bernanke Says Alternatives to Libor Being Considered [Bloomberg]

$$$ Herbalife Elects Two Carl Icahn-Backed Board Members [CNBC]

$$$ US Jobless Claims Near 5-Year Low [WSJ]

$$$ Unemployment Hits New Highs In Spain, France [WSJ]

$$$ New Yorkers have more “affair dates” at Blue Fin in Times Square than at any other restaurant in the city, according to a survey by a Web site that promotes infidelity. [NYP] Read more »

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Financier George Soros has bought a 7.91% stake in J.C. Penney Co., a vote of confidence in the beleaguered retailer as it tries to reverse a deep decline in sales. Soros Fund Management LLC disclosed in a regulatory filing Thursday that it had acquired 17.4 million Penney shares. [WSJ, related]

With just nine months to go in the Beard Era, the time has come for the press to start casting about for a successor. There’s the obvious one: Janet Yellen, Fed vice chairwoman, who has friends and foes, according to the Gray Lady. Apparently, though, she may be a little too worried about getting people jobs, and not worried enough about whipping inflation now. Read more »

Billionaire investor John Paulson told investors on Wednesday he is staying the course on gold even though there may be more short-term volatility in the price of the metal. The New York-based hedge fund manager has long stuck by his thesis that gold will someday be a powerful hedge against inflation, and it was no different on the investor call he held, two people who listened to the call said. John Reade, a partner at Paulson & Co, said that the firm, which oversees about $18 billion, is not veering off its course even as he cautioned that there could be more price fluctuations in the short term. [Reuters]

Yesterday the Financial Times reported that one of the twenty protesters at Citigroup’s annual meeting appeared in spandex, on rollerblades, holding a sign re: bankers’ need for spankings. Many of you, as is your wont, commented that photographic evidence was necessary to confirm this really happened. So: Read more »

They came so close, so tantalizingly close, to breaking new ground. But at the last moment, the U.K. snatched a kind of very, very small victory from the jaws of (history-making) defeat and avoided qualifying for the technical definition of a triple-dip recession. Read more »

Confidential to anyone in charge of hiring across Wall Street: Rebecca Martinson, she of “I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU” and “tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride” fame has suddenly found herself a free agent. Snap her up while you still can. Delta Gamma’s national headquarters1 evidently does not approve of spirit, but surely there is a bank or hedge fund out there looking for someone to berate its employees like they’ve never been berated before. Read more »