You want to b*tch about your bonus? That’s another $500.
Rough times for emerging markets; LinkedIn’s dramatic fall; Citigroup bars DraftKings, FanDuel transactions in NY; Man Dressed In Clown Costume Arrested For Drunk Driving; and more.
The Swiss bank has said no raises for the foreseeable future. Enjoy that promotion in title only!
Mr. Shkreli went to Washington…It sucked.
In fact, he encourages it.
Shadowing the traders he studied for the role of Patrick Bateman was/is “disturbing.”
Corporate venture capital has begun to rival “traditional” venture capital and angel investing in its importance as an investment source for healthcare industry innovation. However, unlike VCs and angels, there is a dearth of information on how the various players in the corporate venture sector operate.
The regulator is woefully misinformed, according to Yue Han.
Fining Barclays for sycophantically catering to rich depositors is like punishing Adele for singing.
Good for JP Morgan employees, less good for JP Morgan peers, who are gonna be hearing a lot of “Why can’t you be more like JP Morgan?”
Even though he knows certain people are dying for ’em.
John Han knows what we’re talking about.
And/or have fallen off the face of the earth.
Whereas previously, the response would simply be “Sweet vibe, where’d you get inked?”
Nothing starts a tech billionaire catfight quite like a rocket landing.
Might even go into the office on Thursday!
Eric Schneiderman is getting out his probe.
And they’re coming for the hedge fund jobs.
In case there was any confusion about how this bonus season is going to pan out.