Jamie Dimon’s compliance guys aren’t sure that a piece of the incredible shrinking China Everbright Bank IPO is worth the goddamned headache, given, well, given everything else. Read more »
Back in October, a man who goes by the name of Reverend Billy, AKA Bill Talen, appeared at JP Morgan to protest the bank’s financing of “mountaintop removal, dirty coal, fracking, and other types of fossil fuel extraction.” He did so by entering the building, along with members of his Stop Shopping choir who were dressed as frogs, heading up to the third floor (where wealth management offices are located), and belting out a tune on the subject. The Reverend delivered a sermon about JP Morgan’s role in climate change (via its investments), and his flock passed out informational pamphlets to clients and employees. They exited stage left and shortly thereafter, Billy and his choir director were arrested while waiting for the F train.
This was not the first time Reverend Billy publicly took issue with what JP Morgan does with its money (in June 2010 he put a “holy hex” on the bank), nor was it a first time a man of the cloth paid a visit to the House of Dimon (in March 2011, a church group led by one “Bishop Cush” performed an exorcism on the steps of 270 Park Avenue, sprinkling holy water on the building in an effort to “chase the demons out of Chase”).
But something about this particular exercise struck a chord and now, the Reverend is facing up to 1 year in prison. That’s where you come in. Read more »
Science Shows You’re Still Not As Good As The Two Female Peers You’ve Met Over The Course Of Your Entire CareerBy Jon Shazar
Perhaps you are familiar with U.S. News & World Report? Twice a year, they troll us with official-looking but nebulously-determined rankings of our alma maters and B-schools, allowing a semiannual exchange of colorful insults and dismissals. Well, in between those major money-making opportunities, they’ve decided to throw some year-old incendiaries into the battle of the sexes.
In short, as of the five years ending last September, the 3% of hedge fund managers without certain equipment have been weighed in the balance against the 97% who do—and the latter have again been found stereotypically wanting. Drown your sorrows in the fit of misogyny that is sure to follow. Read more »
New York-based employee Steven Gilchrist was charged with three counts of making false statements regarding the nature of his personal financial holdings, according a criminal complaint filed in the Southern District of New York. Mr. Gilchrist was arrested Tuesday, the Manhattan U.S. attorney’s office said. The arrest is tied to a recent probe of the personal financial holdings of some SEC employees in New York by U.S. prosecutors and the Securities and Exchange Commission’s internal watchdog, which The Wall Street Journal reported last week. Mr. Gilchrist, a compliance examiner at the agency, allegedly told the SEC three times that he had no stockholdings prohibited by the agency’s ethical rules, when in reality he had shares of six companies that agency staffers are barred from holding, the complaint said. The SEC has strict rules on the stocks employees can hold. The agency goes further in its employee-trading restrictions than many other federal agencies, which generally prohibit employees from working on any matter in which they have financial interests. [WSJ]
If various sources are to be believed, Raj Rajaratnam is having the time of his life in prison, where he’s “reigning like a king,” “has a very delightful guy doing all sorts of stuff for him — sort of like a ‘manservant’,” enjoys a private en suite, balcony, and adjustable bed, and gets along smashingly with his fellow inmates, who can’t help but notice how downright svelte he’s become. All that’s a good thing, as we’ve just received word he won’t be leaving any time soon. Read more »
JPMorgan Said to Agree to Details of $13 Billion Accord (Bloomberg)
JPMorgan Chase & Co. has resolved the last obstacles to a record $13 billion settlement of civil state and U.S. probes over the sale of mortgage bonds, clearing the way for a deal today after months of negotiations, two people briefed on the matter said. The accord includes a previously disclosed $4 billion settlement to end a 2011 Federal Housing Finance Agency lawsuit, said one of the people, who asked not to be identified because the discussions are private. While the deal would mark the largest amount paid by a financial firm in a settlement with the U.S., the Justice Department is still probing JPMorgan’s recruiting practices in Asia, energy trading and its relationship with Ponzi scheme operator Bernard Madoff. The New York-based bank has tapped $8 billion of $28 billion in reserves set aside since 2010 to cover legal costs.
Yellen Nomination for Fed Chairman to Get Vote This Week (Bloomberg)
Janet Yellen’s nomination to be chairman of the Federal Reserve is scheduled for a Senate Banking Committee vote this week, advancing her confirmation. The banking panel vote will be Nov. 21, setting the stage for a full Senate confirmation vote later this year. Democrats hold a two-vote lead on the 22-member committee and no Democrat has opposed her nomination. If confirmed, Yellen, the Fed’s current vice chairman, will become the first woman to lead the U.S. central bank.
Ex-SAC exec’s defense probes jurors’ social media postings (NYP)
“As long as it’s public information, it’s fair game,” Barry Berke, Steinberg’s lawyer, told The Post. “The world has changed. Today people have a social-media footprint that is 100 percent public, and lawyers should be looking at it.” Steinberg’s defense team has hired DOAR Litigation Consulting, one of the top jury consultants in the country, and last week DOAR received permission to bring three laptops into the courtroom. Berke told Judge Richard Sullivan in last week’s pretrial hearing that DOAR may be doing an extra level of due diligence on prospective jurors by Googling their names, checking out their social-media profiles and looking into public sites for asset searches. Berke told The Post that the searches of prospective jurors won’t happen in the courtroom, suggesting that DOAR would set up a war room of sorts to vet the panel. Jury selection in the highly anticipated trial could last two days. Steinberg is the seventh money manager at Steve Cohen’s SAC Capital Advisors to face charges of insider trading — and the highest-ranking executive at the $14 billion hedge fund to do so. Each of the previous six has been convicted — part of US Attorney Preet Bharara’s dragnet that has bagged 75 guilty verdicts since 2009. The extra level of juror scrutiny speaks to Steinberg’s fear that pretrial publicity will make it hard for him to get a fair trial. Sullivan denied a request by Team Steinberg to either move or postpone the trial. A more-detailed-than-usual juror questionnaire will be used in the case, however. Prospective jurors will be asked extensively about their knowledge of hedge funds and SAC. Those with any knowledge of SAC’s recent guilty plea on insider trading will be pulled into the judge’s chambers for more detailed, private questioning. The juror questionnaire will identify Steinberg as “an employee of a fund called SAC Capital.” But “hedge fund” was considered a “loaded term,” the judge decided.
OECD Warns of U.S. Threat to Global Recovery (WSJ)
The uncertain future of U.S. fiscal and central bank policies poses a growing risk to a global economic recovery that has already been weakened by a slowdown in growth in many developing countries, the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development said Tuesday. In its twice-yearly Economic Outlook, the Paris-based research body said the U.S. debt ceiling should be abolished, and replaced by “a credible long-term budgetary consolidation plan with solid political support.” The report marks a significant shift in the OECD’s focus of concern, which in recent years has been centered on the euro zone’s attempts to tackle its fiscal and banking crises. While the OECD remains worried about the euro zone’s frailties, the most immediate threats to the global recovery now appear to come from the U.S, it said.
Toronto’s Mayor Rampages On, to City’s Shame (NYT)
The end did not come for Rob Ford, the mayor of this city, when he proclaimed his proclivity for oral sex on live television. It did not come when the police confirmed that they had a video of him smoking crack, something he had repeatedly denied, nor when he showed up drunk at a local festival, careened equally plastered on a dance floor, or when the local Santa parade told him to please stay away. It did not even come Monday, during a City Council meeting at which members voted to take away most of his budget and staff while he cantered around the chamber, heckling voters and knocking a City Council member to the floor. It seems that Mr. Ford, absent a decision to quit, will remain at the helm of Canada’s largest and most affluent city at least until his term ends next year. He says he has far too many phone calls left to make. “Are you aware that 2,200 people call me?” Mr. Ford repeatedly said Monday, adding that he also gets 138,000 emails a year that require a response, by way of explaining why he ought to keep his budget and staff. “I’m still doing the job!” Read more »
$$$ Larry Summers Has a Wintry Outlook on the Economy [BusinessWeek]
$$$ 59 Minutes With Dick Parsons [NYM]
$$$ Pressure Builds to Finish Volcker Rule on Wall St. Oversight [Dealbook]